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Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Izzi, Jun 25, 2001.

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  1. Izzi

    Izzi Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Arun's blathering and I'm frightened by visions of a horned halo wearing woman in a robe in front of an art class....

    I think it's time for me to go!
     
  2. Desert_Poppy

    Desert_Poppy Jedi Youngling star 1

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    I've always wanted to set up a shot and pose as ophelia whilst she lays dead floating on the surface of the water, surrounded by waterlilies.. How very william waterhouse of me.
     
  3. MayhemUK

    MayhemUK Jedi Padawan star 4

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    My last gf was nicknamed "Ophelia" in her earlier years due to certain aspects of her personality. So I know the stuff to do with the play now. Seeing that pic just brought a lot of Shakespeare back to me :)
     
  4. Desert_Poppy

    Desert_Poppy Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Sounds like a real nightmare izzi. You should crawl under the bed and hide for the next week until the visions leave your head.
     
  5. Izzi

    Izzi Jedi Youngling star 4

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    nah, it's gone.

    Water...I love water. Photos of people in water are very moving to me. I guess it's the whole womb thing.
     
  6. Soggy-Ben Doggy

    Soggy-Ben Doggy Jedi Knight star 5

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    I think I'm going to go hide under my bed! :eek:
     
  7. Desert_Poppy

    Desert_Poppy Jedi Youngling star 1

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    that's what I do when I'm frightened.
     
  8. anakin_pm

    anakin_pm Jedi Padawan star 4

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    //Reads all these pages which have popped up and nearly dies of amzment!
    Whats going on guys Porn, Vibs, sex toys, whats this turned into Sexual UK FF Boards, tell us youre sexual problems and we will sort them out for you, with our Experts Cass, Arun and Poppy! lol
    You Guys!
     
  9. toochilled

    toochilled Jedi Knight star 5

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    I'm gonna go and sit 'near' the water now :)

    Lazing next to the Thames, lookking back over Kew :)

    28degrees and LOTR to read :)

    :D

    happy daze
     
  10. Izzi

    Izzi Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Oh crap! That reminds me...Tom, are you going for sure then? Do I still need to bring you the most disgusting American porn mag I can find? ;)
     
  11. MayhemUK

    MayhemUK Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Just wondering if you plan on letting Customs find it Izzi :)
     
  12. Desert_Poppy

    Desert_Poppy Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Japanese ones are more bizarre than american ones.
     
  13. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    She'll use her 23" dildo as a decoy
     
  14. Soggy-Ben Doggy

    Soggy-Ben Doggy Jedi Knight star 5

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    Just wondering if Customs will sieze it?

    EDIT: Referring to the magazine -- not the above mentioned device.
     
  15. Desert_Poppy

    Desert_Poppy Jedi Youngling star 1

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    I'm sure the people at customs could put it to use.
     
  16. MayhemUK

    MayhemUK Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I've heard stories about butch lesbian Customs officers wielding their handheld metal detectors like... well I'll let you figure that one out now! ;)
     
  17. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    I had a friend who was anal probed going into Jersay..

    I always get stopped at customs..I've been stripped searched twice!!

    They handle you so roughly...it's so degrading
     
  18. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Bah it's raining here - and me with my shorts and baggy jumper all ready for the heat :_|

    This may be a silly question, but what do they do when they strip search you?
     
  19. Soggy-Ben Doggy

    Soggy-Ben Doggy Jedi Knight star 5

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    My dear son, you don't want to know! :eek:

    Time for me to get some sleep and the same with Poppy. She said: thanks for being so entertaining and giving her such a warm welcome.

    See you all later! :)
     
  20. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Goodnight you 2 :)
     
  21. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    Bye...

    I expect they thought I was carrying drugs....

    I look a bit like Calito Brigante
     
  22. AlphaWolf

    AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    It involves Latex Gloves and a Penlight.


    and that, my friend, is all you need to know.
     
  23. Go-Get Beer

    Go-Get Beer Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Good night Soggy and DP.
     
  24. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    :eek:

    And do they apologise to you if you aint carrying anything... anyway I think I'm not good looking enough to warrant a strip search ;)
     
  25. AlphaWolf

    AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Apologise to you? They tip you! :D
     
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