BEER!!!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Izzi, Jun 25, 2001.

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  1. Izzi Jedi Youngling

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    Mar 22, 2001
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    Arun's blathering and I'm frightened by visions of a horned halo wearing woman in a robe in front of an art class....

    I think it's time for me to go!
  2. Desert_Poppy Jedi Knight

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    Jun 22, 2001
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    I've always wanted to set up a shot and pose as ophelia whilst she lays dead floating on the surface of the water, surrounded by waterlilies.. How very william waterhouse of me.
  3. MayhemUK Jedi Master

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    Mar 20, 2001
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    My last gf was nicknamed "Ophelia" in her earlier years due to certain aspects of her personality. So I know the stuff to do with the play now. Seeing that pic just brought a lot of Shakespeare back to me :)
  4. Desert_Poppy Jedi Knight

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    Sounds like a real nightmare izzi. You should crawl under the bed and hide for the next week until the visions leave your head.
  5. Izzi Jedi Youngling

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    nah, it's gone.

    Water...I love water. Photos of people in water are very moving to me. I guess it's the whole womb thing.
  6. Soggy-Ben Doggy Jedi Grand Master

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    I think I'm going to go hide under my bed! :eek:
  7. Desert_Poppy Jedi Knight

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    Jun 22, 2001
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    that's what I do when I'm frightened.
  8. anakin_pm Jedi Master

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    //Reads all these pages which have popped up and nearly dies of amzment!
    Whats going on guys Porn, Vibs, sex toys, whats this turned into Sexual UK FF Boards, tell us youre sexual problems and we will sort them out for you, with our Experts Cass, Arun and Poppy! lol
    You Guys!
  9. toochilled Jedi Grand Master

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    I'm gonna go and sit 'near' the water now :)

    Lazing next to the Thames, lookking back over Kew :)

    28degrees and LOTR to read :)

    :D

    happy daze
  10. Izzi Jedi Youngling

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    Oh crap! That reminds me...Tom, are you going for sure then? Do I still need to bring you the most disgusting American porn mag I can find? ;)
  11. MayhemUK Jedi Master

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    Just wondering if you plan on letting Customs find it Izzi :)
  12. Desert_Poppy Jedi Knight

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    Japanese ones are more bizarre than american ones.
  13. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    She'll use her 23" dildo as a decoy
  14. Soggy-Ben Doggy Jedi Grand Master

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    Just wondering if Customs will sieze it?

    EDIT: Referring to the magazine -- not the above mentioned device.
  15. Desert_Poppy Jedi Knight

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    I'm sure the people at customs could put it to use.
  16. MayhemUK Jedi Master

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    I've heard stories about butch lesbian Customs officers wielding their handheld metal detectors like... well I'll let you figure that one out now! ;)
  17. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    I had a friend who was anal probed going into Jersay..

    I always get stopped at customs..I've been stripped searched twice!!

    They handle you so roughly...it's so degrading
  18. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 25, 2000
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    Bah it's raining here - and me with my shorts and baggy jumper all ready for the heat :_|

    This may be a silly question, but what do they do when they strip search you?
  19. Soggy-Ben Doggy Jedi Grand Master

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    My dear son, you don't want to know! :eek:

    Time for me to get some sleep and the same with Poppy. She said: thanks for being so entertaining and giving her such a warm welcome.

    See you all later! :)
  20. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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  21. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    Bye...

    I expect they thought I was carrying drugs....

    I look a bit like Calito Brigante
  22. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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    It involves Latex Gloves and a Penlight.


    and that, my friend, is all you need to know.
  23. Go-Get Beer Jedi Master

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    Good night Soggy and DP.
  24. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    :eek:

    And do they apologise to you if you aint carrying anything... anyway I think I'm not good looking enough to warrant a strip search ;)
  25. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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    Apologise to you? They tip you! :D
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