BEER!!!!!!!!!!

Arun's blathering and I'm frightened by visions of a horned halo wearing woman in a robe in front of an art class....

I think it's time for me to go!

 

I've always wanted to set up a shot and pose as ophelia whilst she lays dead floating on the surface of the water, surrounded by waterlilies.. How very william waterhouse of me.

 

My last gf was nicknamed "Ophelia" in her earlier years due to certain aspects of her personality. So I know the stuff to do with the play now. Seeing that pic just brought a lot of Shakespeare back to me

 

Sounds like a real nightmare izzi. You should crawl under the bed and hide for the next week until the visions leave your head.

 

nah, it's gone.

Water...I love water. Photos of people in water are very moving to me. I guess it's the whole womb thing.

 

I think I'm going to go hide under my bed!

 

that's what I do when I'm frightened.

 

//Reads all these pages which have popped up and nearly dies of amzment!
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You Guys!

 

I'm gonna go and sit 'near' the water now

Lazing next to the Thames, lookking back over Kew

28degrees and LOTR to read



happy daze

 

Oh crap! That reminds me...Tom, are you going for sure then? Do I still need to bring you the most disgusting American porn mag I can find?

 

Just wondering if you plan on letting Customs find it Izzi

 

Japanese ones are more bizarre than american ones.

 

She'll use her 23" dildo as a decoy

 

Just wondering if Customs will sieze it?

EDIT: Referring to the magazine -- not the above mentioned device.

 

I'm sure the people at customs could put it to use.

 

I've heard stories about butch lesbian Customs officers wielding their handheld metal detectors like... well I'll let you figure that one out now!

 

I had a friend who was anal probed going into Jersay..

I always get stopped at customs..I've been stripped searched twice!!

They handle you so roughly...it's so degrading

 

Bah it's raining here - and me with my shorts and baggy jumper all ready for the heat

This may be a silly question, but what do they do when they strip search you?

 

My dear son, you don't want to know!

Time for me to get some sleep and the same with Poppy. She said: thanks for being so entertaining and giving her such a warm welcome.

See you all later!

 

Goodnight you 2

 

Bye...

I expect they thought I was carrying drugs....

I look a bit like Calito Brigante

 

It involves Latex Gloves and a Penlight.


and that, my friend, is all you need to know.

 

Good night Soggy and DP.

 

And do they apologise to you if you aint carrying anything... anyway I think I'm not good looking enough to warrant a strip search

 

Apologise to you? They tip you!