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Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Izzi, Jun 25, 2001.

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  1. JediGittes

    JediGittes Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mornin' y'all - hope youse is all sound and, in LV's and Beth's case, only partially clothed. I also hope that MoT has contracted gangrene.

    Will be flitting in and out today as I should do some work s'pose....

    TC - You da man! Got that CD today; I particularly cared for a) the acoustic and TV tunes and b) The porn - that Zoe bird? Nice!!

    *Goes back to watch it again*

    Alright....when I said work, I really meant watch porn....
     
  2. Izzi

    Izzi Jedi Youngling star 4

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    I suddenly got a view of Gittes's personal hell....gorgeous women walking around naked and taunting him while he's chained to a wall. :D
     
  3. JediGittes

    JediGittes Jedi Padawan star 4

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    It'd depend how long I was chained there....if they were edible chains, it could be quite a pleasurable experience....
     
  4. Izzi

    Izzi Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Nah, it's hell. YOu ain't ever gettin loose or close to those girls. :)
     
  5. JediGittes

    JediGittes Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Yeah...but they could get close to me no? All you'd have to do is turn on the charm; 'Suck me beautiful'...that'd work....
     
  6. Soggy-Ben Doggy

    Soggy-Ben Doggy Jedi Knight star 5

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    -- wonders if it's safe to bring her daugher in here --
     
  7. JediGittes

    JediGittes Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Apologies Soggy; I shall tone it down...Beth just gets me all aroused with her oh-so-sensual and feminine wiles.....
     
  8. Soggy-Ben Doggy

    Soggy-Ben Doggy Jedi Knight star 5

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    I'd like to introduce to you, my daughter Desert_Poppy.
    :D
     
  9. Izzi

    Izzi Jedi Youngling star 4

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    . :D

    Oooh oooh oooh! Intros! Andy, put the cigarette out, Gittes put your pants back on.
     
  10. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I wonder if it's safe for me at all
     
  11. JediGittes

    JediGittes Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I cannae see her! And I is got to be doing some work so to DP - Welcome to the boards!

    To everyone else: Sod off losers.

    S'later y'all - Have a nice one!
     
  12. Desert_Poppy

    Desert_Poppy Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Hello all... (waving vigourisly to all present)

     
  13. Izzi

    Izzi Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Hi!

    Ignore Gittes. He's "frustrated." ;)
     
  14. Go-Get Beer

    Go-Get Beer Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Hello Desert_Poppy. Nice to meet you.
     
  15. AlphaWolf

    AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Soggy's bringing her daughter here?


    man, that must have been a tough choice. :)
     
  16. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Hiya DP - welcome :D

    Guess that makes you my adoptive sister ;)
     
  17. JediGittes

    JediGittes Jedi Padawan star 4

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    DP - Don't listen to Izzi; she's just bitter cause I won't put out......

    Enjoy your stay but be wary of Arun and MoT - they are what we in the trade call 'Sub-human scum'

    As for anything you hear about me, ignore it all. Unless it's good obviously....
     
  18. Desert_Poppy

    Desert_Poppy Jedi Youngling star 1

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    That's what I've been told Daragon. (Big sisterly hugs)
     
  19. MomentOfTriumph

    MomentOfTriumph Jedi Knight star 5

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    //lurches in

    who you callin subhuman?
     
  20. anakin_pm

    anakin_pm Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Welcome to boards!
    Enjoy youre stay!
     
  21. Desert_Poppy

    Desert_Poppy Jedi Youngling star 1

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    You know subhumans, nast little sloth like buggers that leave a trail of seeping slime that's often harmful to tender human flesh.
     
  22. Izzi

    Izzi Jedi Youngling star 4

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    cleans up MoT's slime trail
     
  23. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Coll you can cover me when I've done something to piss mum off ;)
     
  24. MomentOfTriumph

    MomentOfTriumph Jedi Knight star 5

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    cool, ive gone up in everyones estimation, im subhuman and have a slime trail.


    sweeeeet.

    ola dp.
     
  25. Desert_Poppy

    Desert_Poppy Jedi Youngling star 1

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    At least slime can be useful at times depending how you market it you might just be able to sell it as some sort of high class facial cleanser.
     
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