BEER!!!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Izzi, Jun 25, 2001.

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  1. JediGittes Jedi Master

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    Sep 19, 2000
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    Mornin' y'all - hope youse is all sound and, in LV's and Beth's case, only partially clothed. I also hope that MoT has contracted gangrene.

    Will be flitting in and out today as I should do some work s'pose....

    TC - You da man! Got that CD today; I particularly cared for a) the acoustic and TV tunes and b) The porn - that Zoe bird? Nice!!

    *Goes back to watch it again*

    Alright....when I said work, I really meant watch porn....
  2. Izzi Jedi Youngling

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    Mar 22, 2001
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    I suddenly got a view of Gittes's personal hell....gorgeous women walking around naked and taunting him while he's chained to a wall. :D
  3. JediGittes Jedi Master

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    It'd depend how long I was chained there....if they were edible chains, it could be quite a pleasurable experience....
  4. Izzi Jedi Youngling

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    Mar 22, 2001
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    Nah, it's hell. YOu ain't ever gettin loose or close to those girls. :)
  5. JediGittes Jedi Master

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    Yeah...but they could get close to me no? All you'd have to do is turn on the charm; 'Suck me beautiful'...that'd work....
  6. Soggy-Ben Doggy Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 9, 1999
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    -- wonders if it's safe to bring her daugher in here --
  7. JediGittes Jedi Master

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    Apologies Soggy; I shall tone it down...Beth just gets me all aroused with her oh-so-sensual and feminine wiles.....
  8. Soggy-Ben Doggy Jedi Grand Master

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    I'd like to introduce to you, my daughter Desert_Poppy.
    :D
  9. Izzi Jedi Youngling

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    Mar 22, 2001
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    . :D

    Oooh oooh oooh! Intros! Andy, put the cigarette out, Gittes put your pants back on.
  10. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 25, 2000
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    I wonder if it's safe for me at all
  11. JediGittes Jedi Master

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    I cannae see her! And I is got to be doing some work so to DP - Welcome to the boards!

    To everyone else: Sod off losers.

    S'later y'all - Have a nice one!
  12. Desert_Poppy Jedi Knight

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    Jun 22, 2001
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    Hello all... (waving vigourisly to all present)

  13. Izzi Jedi Youngling

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    Mar 22, 2001
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    Hi!

    Ignore Gittes. He's "frustrated." ;)
  14. Go-Get Beer Jedi Master

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    Apr 11, 2000
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    Hello Desert_Poppy. Nice to meet you.
  15. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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    Feb 27, 2000
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    Soggy's bringing her daughter here?


    man, that must have been a tough choice. :)
  16. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    Hiya DP - welcome :D

    Guess that makes you my adoptive sister ;)
  17. JediGittes Jedi Master

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    DP - Don't listen to Izzi; she's just bitter cause I won't put out......

    Enjoy your stay but be wary of Arun and MoT - they are what we in the trade call 'Sub-human scum'

    As for anything you hear about me, ignore it all. Unless it's good obviously....
  18. Desert_Poppy Jedi Knight

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    Jun 22, 2001
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    That's what I've been told Daragon. (Big sisterly hugs)
  19. MomentOfTriumph Jedi Grand Master

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    //lurches in

    who you callin subhuman?
  20. anakin_pm Jedi Master

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    Feb 16, 2001
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    Welcome to boards!
    Enjoy youre stay!
  21. Desert_Poppy Jedi Knight

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    Jun 22, 2001
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    You know subhumans, nast little sloth like buggers that leave a trail of seeping slime that's often harmful to tender human flesh.
  22. Izzi Jedi Youngling

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    Mar 22, 2001
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    cleans up MoT's slime trail
  23. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 25, 2000
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    Coll you can cover me when I've done something to piss mum off ;)
  24. MomentOfTriumph Jedi Grand Master

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    cool, ive gone up in everyones estimation, im subhuman and have a slime trail.


    sweeeeet.

    ola dp.
  25. Desert_Poppy Jedi Knight

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    Jun 22, 2001
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    At least slime can be useful at times depending how you market it you might just be able to sell it as some sort of high class facial cleanser.
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