BEER!!!!!!!!!!

Mornin' y'all - hope youse is all sound and, in LV's and Beth's case, only partially clothed. I also hope that MoT has contracted gangrene.

Will be flitting in and out today as I should do some work s'pose....

TC - You da man! Got that CD today; I particularly cared for a) the acoustic and TV tunes and b) The porn - that Zoe bird? Nice!!

*Goes back to watch it again*

Alright....when I said work, I really meant watch porn....

 

I suddenly got a view of Gittes's personal hell....gorgeous women walking around naked and taunting him while he's chained to a wall.

 

It'd depend how long I was chained there....if they were edible chains, it could be quite a pleasurable experience....

 

Nah, it's hell. YOu ain't ever gettin loose or close to those girls.

 

Yeah...but they could get close to me no? All you'd have to do is turn on the charm; 'Suck me beautiful'...that'd work....

 

-- wonders if it's safe to bring her daugher in here --

 

Apologies Soggy; I shall tone it down...Beth just gets me all aroused with her oh-so-sensual and feminine wiles.....

 

I'd like to introduce to you, my daughter Desert_Poppy.

 

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Oooh oooh oooh! Intros! Andy, put the cigarette out, Gittes put your pants back on.

 

I wonder if it's safe for me at all

 

I cannae see her! And I is got to be doing some work so to DP - Welcome to the boards!

To everyone else: Sod off losers.

S'later y'all - Have a nice one!

 

Hello all... (waving vigourisly to all present)

 

Hi!

Ignore Gittes. He's "frustrated."

 

Hello Desert_Poppy. Nice to meet you.

 

Soggy's bringing her daughter here?


man, that must have been a tough choice.

 

Hiya DP - welcome

Guess that makes you my adoptive sister

 

DP - Don't listen to Izzi; she's just bitter cause I won't put out......

Enjoy your stay but be wary of Arun and MoT - they are what we in the trade call 'Sub-human scum'

As for anything you hear about me, ignore it all. Unless it's good obviously....

 

That's what I've been told Daragon. (Big sisterly hugs)

 

//lurches in

who you callin subhuman?

 

Welcome to boards!
Enjoy youre stay!

 

You know subhumans, nast little sloth like buggers that leave a trail of seeping slime that's often harmful to tender human flesh.

 

cleans up MoT's slime trail

 

Coll you can cover me when I've done something to piss mum off

 

cool, ive gone up in everyones estimation, im subhuman and have a slime trail.


sweeeeet.

ola dp.

 

At least slime can be useful at times depending how you market it you might just be able to sell it as some sort of high class facial cleanser.