BEER!!!!!!!!!!

Torture 101, Snot cuisine.

 

Laff Izzi

There's one thing in being singled out, and then there's Arun. Somehow I'm looking forward to meeting the guy if he's coming to the BBQ at the weekend

 

Sam's a seriously twisted MoFo. I can't quite get the image of him passed out in a corner with some goofy fur hat on......

It makes me rather frightened of this next weekend actually.

 

Hmm...well, the damn geocities thing didn't work, so I guess the gag fell flat on it's face...
however, if you're still interested in the rather lame joke, copy and paste the link below into a new browser window!
http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Strand/7646/party/4.jpg

 

I didn't even tell her about my keen interest in torture.

 

Sounds like something I can get into, that being: goofy fur hats.

 

Yeah I cut and pasted it Poods. Very nice

At least you didn't say you had pussy on the brain now

 

'Arun has a new plaything'....I am Izzi's bitter sense of being ignored....

Saucer of milk for young Beth methinks!

 

But he should have.

Great hat poodu. I have a not so secret passion for the absurd and the horrificly tacky.

 

I'm feeling neglected, Gittser!

 

Mayhem - "Damnit man, there's some things you just don't talk about in public!"

Nothing like a furry drinking hat on your bonce in a pi$$ up! Needless to say that the Leopard hat will be making an appearance at the bbq if I reach a suitable level of intoxication!

 

oh the keening pains of rejection.
You should do something about that izzi.

 

I know. Maybe I'll start drinking.

 

Nah, she likes to see the Gittester suffer!

 

And spoil the Brits. Now that's revenge.

Right, edit and make me look stupid.

 

Yup

Me evil.

 

Yes, I think it's about time we opened the bar and got well on our way into an inebriated state. The sooner the better.

Pours herself a mug of bass and begins drinking.

 

Okay Izzi, a Q for you as you are a women. What's the appeal of the Tomb Raider film?

Merely from the point of view it got slated in reviews over there... heh.

 

-- passes Izzi a beer --

 

What Soggy said to her daughter ( the unofficial version )

Now most of the people are lovely here...but watch out for these five


Poodu: Sexually Charged Hormonal superbeing form the planet desperate and his breaths stinks so bad, people look forward to her farts

CA: He's such a tight-arse, he can back into a wall and suck out a brick!

TooChilled: Look you are my daughter...I love you...trust me...stay away from this guy

Gittes: He's a person of rare intelligence. It's rare he show any.

and then there's wormie....

 

opens Jon's Mezcal

Do finish, Mr. Goob.

Arun - Workaholic with a serious ego trip and a juvenile obsession with things that spin and make noises.

Tomb Raider just looks cool. I like adventure flicks especially when the lead is a woman.

 

I can pay you some attention Izz....probably not quite what you had in mind but it'll only take about 30 seconds of your time....

ED Arun Dale: Bitter Blue City fan; music snob extraordanaire and lover of the Freddie,Elton and Rock Hudson chain of restaurants, 'Burger Me'. Also prone to lecherous behaviour cunningly disguised as lecherous behaviour.....

 

wear the beard.

 

Make them British beers perhaps. American beers were alright when I've been over there, just not usually strong enough

 

Oh, you guys are so bad!