Before you all meet me in the flesh...there are a few things you should know.

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Arun Dale, May 21, 2002.

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  1. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    1) I'm funnier in real life
    2) My voice is loud and wakes up neighbours
    3) I don't mind doing the washing up...
    4) Don't ask me what colour my light saber would be...
    5) By all mean's necessary I will find the comfiest chair and sprawl on it..

    Thank you for your time.
  2. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    What colour is your lightsabre?
  3. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    //Arun begins to unbutton his flies
  4. MomentOfTriumph Jedi Grand Master

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  5. Capt. Mentalist Jedi Master

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    Hmm... fer me...

    1)I'm even less funny IRL
    2)I can be more annoying than Mayhem
    3)I will do most anything to avoid the washing up
    4)I'm not a bad cook, so if Poods need assistance i'll lend a hand.
    5)I sometimes take my alcohol drinking to extremes.
    6)And my lightsaber would be coloured 'Bugger off I don't have a lightsaber'
    7)Oh and a few can atestify, my voice is wierd and my accents not what you'd expect
  6. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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  7. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    //phew

    Smells too ;)

    I think this is a good idea for everyone...

    For those of yous who haven't met me:

    Before you all meet me in the flesh...there are a few things you should know:

    (1) My raised eyebrows aren't half as scary in real life
    (2) I do have the "mother" glare though
    (3) I am like Margo Ledbetter from The Good Life minus the flowery dresses and looking like Penelope Keith (you'll probably find me making sausage, cheese & silverskin onions on sticks)
    (4) I can get pissed really quickly but when I'm pacing myself, I could drink yous under the table.
    (5) I have a lightsabre

    :D
  8. toochilled Jedi Grand Master

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    :eek:

    right, I think I'll just turn up with ear plugs and a bottle of Absinthe
  9. Capt. Mentalist Jedi Master

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    Drink meh under the table!? *LMAO* I dare any of you to try and drink me under the table... come on... the gauntlet is down.. who is in for the FF-UK drinking comp?
  10. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    1) I still have that squint in my right eye that came on at some point towards the end of last year so if it looks as though I'm scowling at you I'm not

    2) I tend to say things without thinking about what I'm saying

    3) I'm even more boring in real life

    4) No, I don't talk about DVDs constantly

    5) I tend to sing very loudly in the car (J will attest to this)

    6) I always wear a hat
  11. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    Did that last year...I won. Sober to comatosed in half an hour.
  12. Capt. Mentalist Jedi Master

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    http://wwged.tripod.com

    Theres a recent (as in a month or two) old picture of me there, soften the blow of my mad irishman image bouncing out of a car and freaking you out.
    N.B Most people say I look like a criminal or terrorist
  13. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    LOL, I was a close second to Cass.

    I've improved for this year though, lots of practice ;)
  14. Capt. Mentalist Jedi Master

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    Yes, but I wasn't there... you will all tremble at the drinking might that is I
  15. LadyVader81 Jedi Grand Master

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    lol I outlasted both of ya, by about 3 mins til Jon made me go lay down coz I couldnt stand :p
  16. toochilled Jedi Grand Master

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    well then:

    i) err I am scary....fear me...pelase..
    honestly - i am scary.
    ii) i will probably drink you all under the table - depending oin any help that is on offer
    iii) if you talk about the EU i will look spaced and laugh
    iv) infact, i will probably look spaced and laugh whatever i do.
    v) anythingthe monkey says ios a lie,.
  17. Capt. Mentalist Jedi Master

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    Shall we stick to Beer? or go with the hard liquor? And shall we have a 'who can drink a can of beer fastest' compy?
  18. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    Jim, I have decided that since you look uncannily like my dentist you are not getting in my car :p
  19. Capt. Mentalist Jedi Master

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    I better not look like a dentist mate... otherwise I kill you and your dentist.

    Unless your dentist gets lotsa nursey laydee's... in which case, i'm killing him, and taking his place.
  20. MomentOfTriumph Jedi Grand Master

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    at least i know not to look for a dude in a balaclava and combat jacket capt.
  21. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Criminal *and* a terrorist
  22. Capt. Mentalist Jedi Master

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    Frigg, thats a point, it'll make things easier fer you on thursday.
  23. Capt. Mentalist Jedi Master

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    Oi TTG, I look like niether :p i'm an upstanding law abiding citizen... most of the time.
  24. ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling

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    [image=http://wwged.tripod.com//sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/jn.jpg]

    Detectives have issued a photofit of the man they wish to speak to.
  25. MomentOfTriumph Jedi Grand Master

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