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Before you all meet me in the flesh...there are a few things you should know.

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Arun Dale, May 21, 2002.

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  1. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    1) I'm funnier in real life
    2) My voice is loud and wakes up neighbours
    3) I don't mind doing the washing up...
    4) Don't ask me what colour my light saber would be...
    5) By all mean's necessary I will find the comfiest chair and sprawl on it..

    Thank you for your time.
     
  2. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    What colour is your lightsabre?
     
  3. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    //Arun begins to unbutton his flies
     
  4. MomentOfTriumph

    MomentOfTriumph Jedi Knight star 5

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  5. Capt. Mentalist

    Capt. Mentalist Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Hmm... fer me...

    1)I'm even less funny IRL
    2)I can be more annoying than Mayhem
    3)I will do most anything to avoid the washing up
    4)I'm not a bad cook, so if Poods need assistance i'll lend a hand.
    5)I sometimes take my alcohol drinking to extremes.
    6)And my lightsaber would be coloured 'Bugger off I don't have a lightsaber'
    7)Oh and a few can atestify, my voice is wierd and my accents not what you'd expect
     
  6. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    brown?
     
  7. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    //phew

    Smells too ;)

    I think this is a good idea for everyone...

    For those of yous who haven't met me:

    Before you all meet me in the flesh...there are a few things you should know:

    (1) My raised eyebrows aren't half as scary in real life
    (2) I do have the "mother" glare though
    (3) I am like Margo Ledbetter from The Good Life minus the flowery dresses and looking like Penelope Keith (you'll probably find me making sausage, cheese & silverskin onions on sticks)
    (4) I can get pissed really quickly but when I'm pacing myself, I could drink yous under the table.
    (5) I have a lightsabre

    :D
     
  8. toochilled

    toochilled Jedi Knight star 5

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    :eek:

    right, I think I'll just turn up with ear plugs and a bottle of Absinthe
     
  9. Capt. Mentalist

    Capt. Mentalist Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Drink meh under the table!? *LMAO* I dare any of you to try and drink me under the table... come on... the gauntlet is down.. who is in for the FF-UK drinking comp?
     
  10. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    1) I still have that squint in my right eye that came on at some point towards the end of last year so if it looks as though I'm scowling at you I'm not

    2) I tend to say things without thinking about what I'm saying

    3) I'm even more boring in real life

    4) No, I don't talk about DVDs constantly

    5) I tend to sing very loudly in the car (J will attest to this)

    6) I always wear a hat
     
  11. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    Did that last year...I won. Sober to comatosed in half an hour.
     
  12. Capt. Mentalist

    Capt. Mentalist Jedi Padawan star 4

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    http://wwged.tripod.com

    Theres a recent (as in a month or two) old picture of me there, soften the blow of my mad irishman image bouncing out of a car and freaking you out.
    N.B Most people say I look like a criminal or terrorist
     
  13. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    LOL, I was a close second to Cass.

    I've improved for this year though, lots of practice ;)
     
  14. Capt. Mentalist

    Capt. Mentalist Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Yes, but I wasn't there... you will all tremble at the drinking might that is I
     
  15. LadyVader81

    LadyVader81 Jedi Knight star 6

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    lol I outlasted both of ya, by about 3 mins til Jon made me go lay down coz I couldnt stand :p
     
  16. toochilled

    toochilled Jedi Knight star 5

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    well then:

    i) err I am scary....fear me...pelase..
    honestly - i am scary.
    ii) i will probably drink you all under the table - depending oin any help that is on offer
    iii) if you talk about the EU i will look spaced and laugh
    iv) infact, i will probably look spaced and laugh whatever i do.
    v) anythingthe monkey says ios a lie,.
     
  17. Capt. Mentalist

    Capt. Mentalist Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Shall we stick to Beer? or go with the hard liquor? And shall we have a 'who can drink a can of beer fastest' compy?
     
  18. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Jim, I have decided that since you look uncannily like my dentist you are not getting in my car :p
     
  19. Capt. Mentalist

    Capt. Mentalist Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I better not look like a dentist mate... otherwise I kill you and your dentist.

    Unless your dentist gets lotsa nursey laydee's... in which case, i'm killing him, and taking his place.
     
  20. MomentOfTriumph

    MomentOfTriumph Jedi Knight star 5

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    at least i know not to look for a dude in a balaclava and combat jacket capt.
     
  21. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    Criminal *and* a terrorist
     
  22. Capt. Mentalist

    Capt. Mentalist Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Frigg, thats a point, it'll make things easier fer you on thursday.
     
  23. Capt. Mentalist

    Capt. Mentalist Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Oi TTG, I look like niether :p i'm an upstanding law abiding citizen... most of the time.
     
  24. ObiJohnKenobi

    ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling star 4

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    [image=http://wwged.tripod.com//sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/jn.jpg]

    Detectives have issued a photofit of the man they wish to speak to.
     
  25. MomentOfTriumph

    MomentOfTriumph Jedi Knight star 5

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    cool, wear a balaclava
     
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