Before you all meet me in the flesh...there are a few things you should know.

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Arun Dale, May 21, 2002.

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  1. Capt. Mentalist Jedi Master

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    Right, thats it OJGay, you have to attend so I can thump ya!

    And Jon, I would, but then how would you tell me apart from all the other belfast peeps?
  2. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    screams

    Stay away from my mouth with that drill Dr Raffert!

    runs away
  3. toochilled Jedi Grand Master

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    Play the Geodie Starwars game.

    You have to drink everythime the word 'creed' is mentioned.

    Works a charm....
  4. Capt. Mentalist Jedi Master

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    *slaps Andeh*

    Trust me, i'm going nowhere near your mouth
  5. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Before you all meet me in the flesh...there are a few things you should know:

    1. Don't be offended
    2. Don't fall over infront of me
    3. I like kanagroos and salad cream
    4. And I often wonder why crows don't peck people
    5. I point and laugh
    6. I'm subtle
  6. MomentOfTriumph Jedi Grand Master

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    Before you all meet me in the flesh...there are a few things you should know:

    1. i dont like being pointed at and laughed about.
    2. yes that is my real hair
    3. i cant do anything about the flies, the doctor says once all the eggs have hatched ive to use the ointment, not eat it again.
    4.
  7. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    5) If you are talking to me and my eyes look glazed, then I am probably bored and have gone somewhere more interesting...

    6) Be careful...I will take the piss...
  8. MomentOfTriumph Jedi Grand Master

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    475) if im bored ill piss on you, the police say i should stop doing this.
  9. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    3. i cant do anything about the flies, the doctor says once all the eggs have hatched ive to use the ointment, not eat it again.

    I snorted laughing after reading that.
  10. AFIdude666 Jedi Master

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    Before you all meet me in the flesh...there are a few things you should know:

    1: I don't like people touching my neatly sculpted hair
    2: I'm a lightweight and am often completely pickled after two cans of cider.
    3: I tend to have violent spasms of rage every so often. The doctor told me I wasn't allowed to carry a sword around aymore.
    4: All of the above
    5: None of the above
  11. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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  12. AFIdude666 Jedi Master

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    6) I like eating my own arse.
    7) I tend to work it like my icon in real life.
  13. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    7. I take the piss (see 1.)
    8. I can't say no
    9. But that doesn't mean I'll say yes either
    10. I'm likely to go away and cringe inwardly for the next year instead.
    11. I hate people that make me cringe.
    12. I hate women with mustaches
    13. And men in white socks, black slip ons with tassles
    14. I might leg up AFI when he's not looking
  14. toochilled Jedi Grand Master

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    8) I'm not Jordan, the large breasted pregnant woman.
    9) I once had dignity and, for a brief moment, integrity. but that was a long time ago.
    10) One of my 3 friends that I am bringing really fancies Mayhem.
  15. MomentOfTriumph Jedi Grand Master

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    897456) i wear my trousers 3 inches too short
  16. AFIdude666 Jedi Master

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    '14. I might leg up AFI when he's not looking'

    Can't keep away from a guy who can work it can you Rach.
  17. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    We all might do that Rach LOL

    //remember to wax 'tach
  18. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    15. I hate men that wear their trousers three inches too short...a good foot too short works so much better
    16. I look like my icon
    17. Apart from I'm bald with back hair

    EDIT: LOL @ Cass
  19. AFIdude666 Jedi Master

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    666) I tend to not like anyone who dresses up as Santa Clause.

    667) I tend to be very suspicious of anyone who dresses up as Santa Clause.
  20. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    (6) I have the best CD collection....EVER!

    LMAO
  21. MayhemUK Jedi Master

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    @TC...?! Well if they ain't female, I definitely ain't interested, am I? :p

    Better send him towards Andy or Chet, he'll get a better reception...
  22. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    18. I might possibly dance to Hey There you With The Sad Face Lets Go to My Place And Live It Up....after 57 litres of vodka
    19. Then again I might just puke.
  23. AFIdude666 Jedi Master

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    668) I have the most verbally abusive CD collection... EVER!!
  24. Capt. Mentalist Jedi Master

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    1138) I'm a certified nutjob who keeps a sword behind his sofa just in case he needs to hurt intruders and tends to being very sarcastic when annoyed :p
  25. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    Excellent...I'll be dancin too hahahaha

    I think we'll keep it strictly disco though LOL

    That'll be funny...and more gay I think.
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