Before you all meet me in the flesh...there are a few things you should know.

Right, thats it OJGay, you have to attend so I can thump ya!

And Jon, I would, but then how would you tell me apart from all the other belfast peeps?

 

screams

Stay away from my mouth with that drill Dr Raffert!

runs away

 

Play the Geodie Starwars game.

You have to drink everythime the word 'creed' is mentioned.

Works a charm....

 

*slaps Andeh*

Trust me, i'm going nowhere near your mouth

 

Before you all meet me in the flesh...there are a few things you should know:

1. Don't be offended
2. Don't fall over infront of me
3. I like kanagroos and salad cream
4. And I often wonder why crows don't peck people
5. I point and laugh
6. I'm subtle

 

Before you all meet me in the flesh...there are a few things you should know:

1. i dont like being pointed at and laughed about.
2. yes that is my real hair
3. i cant do anything about the flies, the doctor says once all the eggs have hatched ive to use the ointment, not eat it again.
4.

 

5) If you are talking to me and my eyes look glazed, then I am probably bored and have gone somewhere more interesting...

6) Be careful...I will take the piss...

 

475) if im bored ill piss on you, the police say i should stop doing this.

 

3. i cant do anything about the flies, the doctor says once all the eggs have hatched ive to use the ointment, not eat it again.

I snorted laughing after reading that.

 

Before you all meet me in the flesh...there are a few things you should know:

1: I don't like people touching my neatly sculpted hair
2: I'm a lightweight and am often completely pickled after two cans of cider.
3: I tend to have violent spasms of rage every so often. The doctor told me I wasn't allowed to carry a sword around aymore.
4: All of the above
5: None of the above

 

7) I'm really shy

 

6) I like eating my own arse.
7) I tend to work it like my icon in real life.

 

7. I take the piss (see 1.)
8. I can't say no
9. But that doesn't mean I'll say yes either
10. I'm likely to go away and cringe inwardly for the next year instead.
11. I hate people that make me cringe.
12. I hate women with mustaches
13. And men in white socks, black slip ons with tassles
14. I might leg up AFI when he's not looking

 

8) I'm not Jordan, the large breasted pregnant woman.
9) I once had dignity and, for a brief moment, integrity. but that was a long time ago.
10) One of my 3 friends that I am bringing really fancies Mayhem.

 

897456) i wear my trousers 3 inches too short

 

'14. I might leg up AFI when he's not looking'

Can't keep away from a guy who can work it can you Rach.

 

We all might do that Rach LOL

//remember to wax 'tach

 

15. I hate men that wear their trousers three inches too short...a good foot too short works so much better
16. I look like my icon
17. Apart from I'm bald with back hair

EDIT: LOL @ Cass

 

666) I tend to not like anyone who dresses up as Santa Clause.

667) I tend to be very suspicious of anyone who dresses up as Santa Clause.

 

(6) I have the best CD collection....EVER!

LMAO

 

@TC...?! Well if they ain't female, I definitely ain't interested, am I?

Better send him towards Andy or Chet, he'll get a better reception...

 

18. I might possibly dance to Hey There you With The Sad Face Lets Go to My Place And Live It Up....after 57 litres of vodka
19. Then again I might just puke.

 

668) I have the most verbally abusive CD collection... EVER!!

 

1138) I'm a certified nutjob who keeps a sword behind his sofa just in case he needs to hurt intruders and tends to being very sarcastic when annoyed

 

Excellent...I'll be dancin too hahahaha

I think we'll keep it strictly disco though LOL

That'll be funny...and more gay I think.