Before you all meet me in the flesh...there are a few things you should know.

And talk like that isn't helping, Dim.

 

Don't worry it'll be fine.

 

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"Gaze upon me, for I am the one you foolish mortals know as Linus"


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"While I, as previously stated, am the one the call Paul Williams"

 

Obviously, I'd rather you didn't do it at all but, if you have to argue, please do it over email.

I've left it alone for ages but it's now almost constant. It seems to be getting on some peoples nerves.

Anyones likes or dislikes is nothing to do with me but, as soon as it starts to affect this place in a negative way, I have to say something.

Hope yous understand.

cheers ears.

 

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"My name is Dim but I prefer to be called AFIDude becuase it makes me sound hard"

 

lol @ OJK

 

Dun worry cass, RoboJim will be on hand, anyone gets out of hand at the BBQ, i'll stagger over drunkenly, act all diplomatic and settle it. Then club them round the back of the head when they least expect. I shall be your BBQ Sheriff... keep the law and drinking the drink.

 

Only on-line for a few moments, so can't say much. I'll trust Sam, Cass or Jon to tell people what they might need to know about me.

l8r

 

There'll be no room on the BBQ for anything else when I'm cooking Phill's steak

 

I will have to distract you an instant before its ready, then nab it

 

Is that a euphemism Sam?

 

lol! Nope. Tis actually in reference to the 30lb steak Phill had me cook for him last year.

 

That's obscene...there are people in Ethiopia...that'd cook just aswell on the BBQ as any steak

 

//drool

 

And the flies make an excellent garnish.

 

It's the wings though... they get stuck in the teeth. Not good.

 

// wipes Cap'ns drool off shoulder

// pulls face

// wipes it on Chets back