Memph, TN Begun, these clone wars have...

Ben, you are my idol...

 

Now, does the "Naughty Nurse" category include Daryl Hannah's evil nurse character from Kill Bill Part I, Lin?

What about Nurse Balbricker from Porky's?

What about the nurse from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest?

I think any of those would change my mind about Naughty Nurses.



Ooops....Forgot Kathy Bates' character from Misery. She was a nurse.

 

Tim is obviously married to a nurse and has heard too many ICU horror stories to imagine anything "naughty," or even mildy amusing about the profession. In fact, he might be a tad cynical about the medical field.......wonder how that happened?

 

Well, lemme see, my love...

Having worked in the field for six years and hearing nearly 20 years of horror stories from you, my mom, my brother-in-law, numerous friends who are nurses and doctors....


Gee, I haven't the slightest idea why I'd be cynical about there being anything remotely romantic and sensuous about the nursing profession!

I mean, aren't you all supposed to be exactly like Ursula Andress in The Sensuous Nurse?

 

My idea of nurses is still Jenny Agutter in An American Werewolf in London, or Joanne Whalley giving Michael Gambon a bed bath in The Singing Detective.

 

"Jenny Agutter in An American Werewolf in London..."

Liked her in 'Logan's Run', too. Man-oh-man-oh-man!

 

Yep, she was some hottie back then.

 

Tim and Tracy,

I have heard horror stories from a friend who worked in an emergency room where she tells stories of lightbulbs, Coke bottles, and hamsters. I won't divulge much more information.

Oh, and then I don't like the stories (either) about gun or stab wounds, accident victims, or burned people.

Then, there's always urology exams on the prostate...now THAT'LL make you walk funny for a while.

So, I can see how something like that wouldn't do much for him.

 

Then, there's always urology exams on the prostate...now THAT'LL make you walk funny for a while.


Nothing like the ol' two-finger salute to ruin your day, Kev.

Yep- Jenny Augutter was hot in Logan's Run and American Werewolf in London. But what about her in Equus?

 

Flippin double posts....

 

And let's not forget Walkabout either.

OK, it features the worst possible imaginable 70s haircuts and clothes, but you do have a 18 year old or so Jenny wandering around in her bra and panties for a considerable amount of time (and out of them for another generous amount )

 

I don't think I've seen Walkabout, Ben. But if it has Jenny Agutter in it...... bear happy.

 

I mean, aren't you all supposed to be exactly like Ursula Andress in The Sensuous Nurse?

That's what I'm talking about!


Actually, my sister just passed her state boards to be an LPN, so I'm sure I'll hear more stories from her! It was bad enough when my sisters were both medical assistants and my grandmother worked at Smith+Nephew...

Oh, and Darryl Hannah is bad a** in 'Kill Bill'- and I especially liked her in KB2!