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Begun, This Clown War Has (Detroit vs Cleveland battlefield)

Discussion in 'Cleveland, OH' started by SwordChick, Aug 19, 2002.

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  1. SwordChick

    SwordChick Jedi Youngling star 2

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    *TG-003 flies over the great city of Cleveland and drops a load of giant H2O bombs from a tie bomber. Mission completed, she gets the heck out before TG-002's supprise from TK-K9 hits ground zero*
     
  2. TheRandomMenace

    TheRandomMenace Jedi Master star 4

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    *Dries off and recruits Gungans (sorry Zod) to create hydrostatic shield around Cleveland, thus making any future water aerial attacks useless. Also takes the liberty of using the DNA of John Stamos (of Full House fame) to create a clone army for Cleveland. Why John Stamos you ask? Because it's totally random (my style), he has Rebecca Romeijn-Stamos as his wife, and he has great hair. Plus, that way they will pledge allegiance to the Jedi, not to be confused with the traitorous clones of Jango Fett, who joined Palpatine. What would scare you more in battle than seeing thousands of Uncle Jesses coming towards you? (And don't answer 2 Olsen clones either...) Hells yeah.*

    "I'm ready for take-off to Detroit... I have one Commander, all I need is a second before we can depart."
     
  3. _-Reborn_Jedi-_

    _-Reborn_Jedi-_ Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Alright that bombing just scared the living Force outta me! You just messed with the wrong Jedi...meet TheRandomMenace's second-in-command! Yo Random, your clones are very impressive...but one of those Stamo's is staring at me...that's getting a bit fruity.
    But if you say they'll do their job well, then so be it! Well shall we take off for Detroit?
     
  4. JediKnightPasJoDacle

    JediKnightPasJoDacle Jedi Padawan star 4

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    *While talking to one of the Gungans about his lightsaber*

    *Ignites lightsaber and "accidently" cuts Jar Jar in half.*
     
  5. JediKnightPasJoDacle

    JediKnightPasJoDacle Jedi Padawan star 4

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    *turns around to notice 250 John Stamos' look at my butt*


    "Ok, Random, this is starting to get weird..."
     
  6. TheRandomMenace

    TheRandomMenace Jedi Master star 4

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    "Dude, they have the power of the mullet, plus they will be immune to the power of the teddies and fishnets..."
     
  7. JediKnightPasJoDacle

    JediKnightPasJoDacle Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "As if the power of MY mullet wasn't enough."
     
  8. TheRandomMenace

    TheRandomMenace Jedi Master star 4

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    *Boards Gunship with Commanders Dacle and Epreos.*

    "Clones, get ready to fire your mayonnaise/hair gel concoction once we land on the outskirts of Detroit!"
     
  9. _-Reborn_Jedi-_

    _-Reborn_Jedi-_ Jedi Youngling star 3

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    That's commander Liam Epreos to all you Detroit scum! Prepare to tremble at the mere mentioning of my Jedi name...or something like that! *goes back to sleep on the trip over*
     
  10. Krash

    Krash RSA Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    **Master Krickhan launchs his jedi starfighter, Padawan92 will follow shortly**

    **Joins up with General Random and company somewhere near Toldeo**

    "Would you like some air-support?"
     
  11. TheRandomMenace

    TheRandomMenace Jedi Master star 4

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    "Yes please! General Krickhan, dispatch someone to find the plans to that secret weapon! I WANT THOSE PLANS! Clones, I've had enough of the Elvis impersonations, stop! Load your guns with the mayonnaise/hair gel mix, we shall be landing shortly!"
     
  12. Idgie

    Idgie Jedi Padawan star 4

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    This party's over...
     
  13. Krash

    Krash RSA Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    As we are nearing the Michigan border, let's take the battle to them.

    [link=http://www.http://boards.theforce.net/message.asp?topic=8434698&replies=1]Detroit battleground link[/link]

    Idgie, you have some nerve pointing a lightsaber at a Jedi (although I like the effect you used) After I drop off some "Brownies" in Detroit, we'll see if you are worthy to carry the weapon of the Jedi!

    Meet me at "The Point" and we'll see who stays at the party!

     
  14. Idgie

    Idgie Jedi Padawan star 4

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    You'll find i'm full of surprises...

    (uses the Force to take another saber from some Cleveland dude's hand)


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    (begins to cut off Cleveland FF's mullets,because,well,they're mullets)
     
  15. Krash

    Krash RSA Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    That's it...

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    **standing at the top of "Millennium Force" lightsaber in the air**

    "WE FINISH THIS NOW!!!"
     
  16. shinjo_jedi

    shinjo_jedi Jedi Master star 5

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    *shinjo comes in, and picks draws out his lightsaber, and heads for michigan in a tie-fighter*

    :D

    Shinjo! :)
     
  17. Padawan92

    Padawan92 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    *Padawan92 walks into Clevland with 25,000 clones of D'Argo and 25,000 clones of Maximus with a dozen DRD's to hold the home base secure as the sream, "None Shall Pass". Then runs for Detroit battlegrounds in her Sith Infiltrator.

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  18. Darth-Zod

    Darth-Zod Jedi Master star 3

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    lol at double bladed saber
     
  19. SwordChick

    SwordChick Jedi Youngling star 2

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    *The Stamos clones having been erraticated due to a deadly dose of Nair, a small strike team lead by TG-003 nears the Cleveland base.The small band enters the compound after breaking through the DRD security system by beeping the 1812 Overature at them.*
     
  20. Padawan92

    Padawan92 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    *Only to meet up with the dozen of clones of Yoda standing ready for battle*
    "Around the intruders a attack line create."

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  21. Jedi_BMack

    Jedi_BMack Jedi Padawan star 4

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    LOLOLOLOL!!!!!

    The lightsabers are shorter!!!!!!!

    :D

    -b-
     
  22. _-Reborn_Jedi-_

    _-Reborn_Jedi-_ Jedi Youngling star 3

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    *Uses Count Dooku-style lightsaber*
    I'm trained in oldstyle, so unless you like pain, you better stand down! *Runs towards the first Detroit person he sees with a lightsaber, gets ready to strike in a downward jumping slash, but one of those stupid Stamos clones gets in the way, and he gets sliced vertically in half* Oops...
     
  23. Padawan92

    Padawan92 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    HAHAHAHAHA!!

    "LOL FOR THE DOOKU SABER!"
    *As Padawan92 turns on her own.*

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  24. Krash

    Krash RSA Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    ((Holonet transmission from the Detroit battleground))

    [[Swordchick, you feel for the old "dozen Yoda Clones behind the DRDs" trick! [face_laugh] ]]

    [[Well done, my padawan! Take Swordchick into custody! Reborn, clean up that mess and place a 24-hour watch on this one. She'll be held as a POW for the next 24 hours]]

    Jedi_BMack, we could use you and your A-Wing on the Detroit battlefield. Report to me once you have arrived the Detroit system.

     
  25. JediKnightPasJoDacle

    JediKnightPasJoDacle Jedi Padawan star 4

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    ((Holonet transmission from the Detroit battleground))

    [[Where are those stamo's clones that I ordered?]]
     
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