Begun, This Clown War Has (Detroit vs Cleveland battlefield)

"If you need more clones remember it will take more time to grow them." "How about some Yoda's."

 

*gets clean-up droid to remove what's left of the stupid Stamos clone, but it ends up tipping over due to the hair gel/mayo residue from the hair* Stupid droids...gotta do everything myself...

*Takes SwordChick to Temporary Detention Block 1128*

Now let's see you try and do something...

 

*gives him a stare*
"Uhh, ok."
*Turns around and runs out of an open truck loading ramp since the so-called temperary detention block turned out to be the back storage room of a store in the mall where Cleveland holds its meetings. She jumps into the nearest semi & speeds off twords Detroit*

 

Quick! Let's all get into some fast speedy black cars and take over the semi like in the Fast and the Furious!

 

No Reborn, let Swordchick go!

Completely "un-related" did you install that leaking tanker filled with Cuyahoga River water from 1970 on the semi truck next to detention block 1128?" Then light the trail of water she's trailing all the way back to Detroit!

**I-90, all the way to Detroit erupts in flames, the flames engulf the entire city of Detroit**

"Thanks for taking the long way through town!"

"Detroit is about to do the unthinkable (and almost predictable) fire a Death Star at Cleveland. Activate "THE LIGHTSABER" defense weapon."

A giant beam of light is emmitted from the Terminal Tower, creating the galaxy's largest lightsaber.

 

--Hologram of TG003 who's currently somewhere in the woods of MI & very pissed--

You buck-eye boys are gonna pay for that little Cuyahoga River stunt.

 

::HOLOGRAM MESSAGE TO CLEVELAND::
"They've resorted to football and brought out the Wolvies... We must counter soon. I know Bam Childress (Mr. Football of Ohio 1999) personally. Have him work some magic and get out the Katzenmoyer clones!"

 

::HOLOGRAM MESSAGE TO CLEVELAND::
"In response to their football team of "Wolverines", I have taken the risk of reviealing myself as a mutant(which I actually am, but that's a nother discution), and poped my adamantium claws, thanks to that stupid Weapon X program"

::END TRANSMITTION::

 

"Football players. We're DOOMED!!"

 

::HOLOGRAM MESSAGE TO CLEVELAND::
"I have successfully given Sithteddy a wet whilly"

::EDN TRANSMITTION::

 

*Has constructed a deep underground lab in which he is making the ultimate experiment to use against Detroit...*

*Travels thru hyperspace to Endor and kidnaps about 100 ewoks*

*Travels back thru hyperspace to Naboo and kidnaps about 100 gungans*

*Travels back to secret lab and does horrific experiments to them*

Behold! My new pets...the ultimate in terror, destruction, and that nasty feeling you first got under your skin when you saw Jar Jar the first time in Episode 1...
My new breed of Gunwoks...gungan and ewok fused together...and also artificially infused with the Force! They're fierce, clumsy, and are ugly enough to make a rancor look beautiful. Flee in terror as my pets take Detroit over...mwahaha!

 

AGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!

 

Hey Pas-Jo they weren't meant to scare off OUR side...but I would run from 'em if I were you - they've proven to be very unstable and will most likely attack anything they see...

 

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(Mace Windu's lightsaber. )


Where can I be of help?

 

All seems quiet (too quiet) here in Cleveland. You may want to report to the Detroit front, that's where the action has been.

 

*salutes*

Yes sir.

 

*People mover stops and I get out*
"How do you like that...They shiped me back to Cleveland....To Me my Yoda clones"

*35 Yoda clones come running to PJD*

"Let's Go!"

*They get into his Dilorian and they go BACK TO DETROIT*

 

Meanwhile, back at Cedar Point...

*looks up at the top of the Millennium Force, then back down at his fellow Games employees* "What just happened?" *is suddenly mobbed by small children trying to win the gigantic SpongeBob toy at Tic Tac Too* The screams can be heard all the way from Cleveland and Detroit.

 

There is never a clear winner in war.....but i think we won....

 

*Pops his Mythrilium claws out. Unfortunately, they come out his feet instead of his hands.*

"Damn that Weapon X program!"

 

hahahaha!
You can never be me...

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Weapon X was good to me...although, with all this adamantium, I sink like a rock when I swim...

 

Well, I had a less than pleasurable experience with Weapon X. I tried to get away with the ultra discount service, and instead of getting the Adamantium upgrade installed with the claws in the proper place, I got the Mythrilium upgrade with the claws installed improperly.

Moral: Don't go cheap when purchasing medical services.

 

You must go through alot of socks.

 

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