JCC Being mayor of Whatever....

....so easy, even a caveman can do it:

 

It's no surprise that their ads are so over-the-top in many respects, for they're obviously overcompensating due to the severe crappiness of the product.



And yes, I'm aware of the possible irony of me pointing that out, but in my defense: even I don't like Bud Light.

 

My town's mayor is a Palestinian American who runs a Latin fusion restaurant called "Maya del Sol." Not that we have a mayor. He's really a village president, and it's not really a village, it's more of an anarcho-syndicalist commune where we take it in turns to act as executive leader for the week.

 

My city's mayor is the first of Jewish persuasion for the locale, and is a massive yoga enthusiast by many accounts. When his eventual lackluster tenure ends, I'd imagine he'll settle down by opening his own yoga workshop in a section of town that'll attract all sorts of interesting folks.