Belgian Waffle Jokes

Discussion in 'Archive: Pancakes and Waffles Forum' started by Terr_Mys, Mar 31, 2008.

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  1. Terr_Mys Force Ghost

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    Belgian waffles are stupid.

    Your turn!
  2. Andalite-Bandit Jedi Master

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    Apr 25, 2005
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    What is the difference between a belgian waffle and a walrus.


    A walrus is cool.


    hahahhahahahhahahaa
  3. Jedi_Reject_Jesse Force Ghost

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    Bill Clinton put on a Belgian Waffle costume, and Monica Lewinsky killed him with a hatchet.
  4. The_Face Ex-Manager

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    A Belgian waffle, a pancake, and a French Toast walked into a bar.


















    The Belgian waffle was destroying himself with alcoholism.
  5. The_Face Ex-Manager

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    Why did the Belgian Waffle cross the road?











    To leave its horrible past behind for a new life in a neutral country.
  6. The_Face Ex-Manager

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    A Belgian Waffle dies and goes to Heaven. His family is initially devastated but their bonds grow stronger in the face of tragedy.
  7. Master_Jacen Force Ghost

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    hahaha i am laughing belgian rofls.
  8. The_Face Ex-Manager

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    Q: How can you tell if a waffle is Belgian?
    A: Check to see if it has been prepared from a yeast-leavened batter. Belgian waffles should be light and crisp.
  9. Vengance1003 Jedi Grand Master

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    Belgium doesn't count anymore, lol.
  10. The_Face Ex-Manager

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    How do you keep a Belgian Waffle occupied all day?


    Ask him to do an inordinate amount of busywork.
  11. The_Face Ex-Manager

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    Knock Knock

    Who's there?

    Belgian.

    Belgian who?

    Belgian Waffle.

    This is a violation of the restraining order.
  12. The_Face Ex-Manager

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    How many Belgian Waffles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Belgian Waffles are incapable of performing such a task.
  13. Terr_Mys Force Ghost

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    Why did the Belgian Waffle cross the road?

    To get run over and end its miserable life, ha ha ha ha ha!
  14. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    One day Hitler's cook served him an English muffin, French toast, and a Belgian waffle. Then Hitler threw them all in the trash and said, "Take this away! It is inferior food!" Only he said it in German. And he used a bad word.
  15. Zaz Jedi Grand Master

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  16. mrsvos Force Ghost

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    The once was a waffle from Belgian.
    He decided to date some bacon.
    But the bacon had a sausage
    without his knowledge
    and he told her
    "No thanks I'm a vegetarian"
  17. snowspeeder_gunner Jedi Master

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    A Belgian Waffle walks into a Belgian bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve Belgian Waffles here"

    The Belgian Waffle says well that's ironic.
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