Belgian Waffle Jokes

Belgian waffles are stupid.

Your turn!

 

What is the difference between a belgian waffle and a walrus.


A walrus is cool.


hahahhahahahhahahaa

 

Bill Clinton put on a Belgian Waffle costume, and Monica Lewinsky killed him with a hatchet.

 

A Belgian waffle, a pancake, and a French Toast walked into a bar.


















The Belgian waffle was destroying himself with alcoholism.

 

Why did the Belgian Waffle cross the road?











To leave its horrible past behind for a new life in a neutral country.

 

A Belgian Waffle dies and goes to Heaven. His family is initially devastated but their bonds grow stronger in the face of tragedy.

 

hahaha i am laughing belgian rofls.

 

Q: How can you tell if a waffle is Belgian?
A: Check to see if it has been prepared from a yeast-leavened batter. Belgian waffles should be light and crisp.

 

Belgium doesn't count anymore, lol.

 

How do you keep a Belgian Waffle occupied all day?


Ask him to do an inordinate amount of busywork.

 

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Belgian.

Belgian who?

Belgian Waffle.

This is a violation of the restraining order.

 

How many Belgian Waffles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Belgian Waffles are incapable of performing such a task.

 

Why did the Belgian Waffle cross the road?

To get run over and end its miserable life, ha ha ha ha ha!

 

One day Hitler's cook served him an English muffin, French toast, and a Belgian waffle. Then Hitler threw them all in the trash and said, "Take this away! It is inferior food!" Only he said it in German. And he used a bad word.

 

The once was a waffle from Belgian.
He decided to date some bacon.
But the bacon had a sausage
without his knowledge
and he told her
"No thanks I'm a vegetarian"

 

A Belgian Waffle walks into a Belgian bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve Belgian Waffles here"

The Belgian Waffle says well that's ironic.