JCC Best invention that you can imagine?

What is the best invention, not yet created (maybe even impossible), that you can imagine?


* Fusion Power generator?
* Time Machine?
* Flight Suit (so you can fly like Peter Pan)?
* Dream-Recorder?
* Maybe something like the Pensieve, that let's you see the past, or the Palantir, that let's you see things far away?
* Teleporter?
* Personal Faster-Than-Light Spaceship?
* Invisibility Cloak?
* Maybe something like Polyjuice Potion or becoming an Animagus, that can transform you into something else for a little while?
* Smart House?
* Robot servant?
* Wireless electricity?
* Fountain of Youth?
* Nanotechnology that can make anything, eliminate pollution/garbage, eliminate diseases, and heal injuries or even lost limbs, all in a few seconds?
* Hologram communication?
* True Virtual Reality gaming, and maybe a way to live "inside" your daydreams through VR?
* Automatic translator for every human language?
* Automatic translator for Animals?
* Flying Car?

Something entirely different from all this?

 

I've got to go with whatever's in the mystery box.

 

what a weird thread. you are so bizarre, summer drummer.

alright well i'll choose...a floating harry potter head.

 

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Everlasting Gobstopper.

 

Matter Disintegration ray. So long toxic waste, garbage dumps, and the Great Pacific Garbage Patch!

 

Gotta go with the dream recorder.
I need to find out what happens after I rescued Professor Calculus from the Ninjas and we made our escape in the blue car.

 

You people are sooo imaginative...

 

The vibrator.

 

like... free bitches.

 

Bread slicer.

 

You people.

 

Water that magically makes the England football team good.

 

teleportation. travelling across the ocean would be so much easier. also, it would decrease CO2 emissions so we'd still have desert islands.

 

That new Krave cereal.
Chocolaty orgasmic goodness in a bowl.
Mmm Krave.

 

Something that strips radioactive materials of its toxicity, so places like Chernobyl can be habitable again.

(Yeah, I like to think big.)

 

Right now, simply a way to hold my hot, just out of the toaster, bagel while I spread the cream cheese without burning my hands.

 

you need a toaster with a bagel setting. join the 21st century man!

 

spray on wi-fi. that is on the cover of the wired magazine that i just looked at a few minutes ago.

 

oh, that reminds me. dave said in spain they have wi-fi trikinis. this was years ago. i can't believe they haven't made it over here yet.

 

i had to look up trikini. i thought it might have been some sort of greek thingamabob.

 

yeah, i didn't know what they were either. i guess in spain everyone wears one though.

 

i would like to have some horny-porny pics of dave in his trikini.