JCC Best invention that you can imagine?

Non-Invasive Active Smart Robotic Buttockal Fitted Cleft Waste Material Removal Self Clensing Device.

 

Any other ideas?

 

Hatcam™

 

Hangover pill.

 

A dislike button.

 

An invention that downloads all the knowledge you need for your desired career path.

 

Faster-than-light travel, complete with artificial gravity, inertial damping and some way of circumventing time dilation. Basically, either the Enterprise or the Falcon.

I suppose a TARDIS would be nice, provided I was well-supervised.

 

Of the devices Ghost listed, I think the most popular one for 70+ years has been the flying car. In my opinion, ultra-rich corrupt folks in the oil and auto industries have kept it from happening. They know that if everyone suddenly took to the skies, they'd lose a lot of money...so they deliberately hold back from investing in the technology.

The one device I doubt anyone will ever successfully develop is a transporter for humans. We may someday invent a device for "beaming" inanimate objects across long distances, but it would never work with people. We have consciousness, and breaking our bodies down on the molecular level would actually kill us. Even if our body were somehow reconstructed seconds later, our consciousness would be gone.

 

You know precisely no rich people, Moviefan, so you can't comment on cartoonish caricatures of them.

Now I know you're into religion which means you understand science about as much as afterbirth comprehends intertextuality but the number of issues which make the 'flying car' a pipe dream still remain in the "insurmountable" pile.

Let's not even forget the amount of fuel required to get a car to speeds where it can generate the right airflow to achieve lift; most idiots can't drive as it is. Why is adding another dimension of movement a good idea? Do I really want to be dodging a lady texting her friend at 30,000 feet, or worry about a flying trucker falling asleep and flying into me because he's a truck driver and mostly caffeine and chronic fatigue syndrome?

Mod EDIT: You made your point, no need to go overboard with the examples.

 

Like those neural-port computers in The Matrix?

 

A bicycle with a sidecar for a monkey.

 

I assume that you've already got a monkey?

 

Todd the Jedi sorry old bean, ever forget, etc etc

 

Not yet, I have no way to transport it.

 

Oh. Hopefully this is rectified someday.

 

something that'll give me a ****ing vagina without me having to splice and invert my dick (for free)

 

Have you tried a Nickelback or Linkin Park concert?

 

The best invention would be a pill that cures cancer and/or religious beliefs.

 

Except...looks at Nickelback's bio:

"Nickelback is one of the most commercially successful Canadian groups, having sold more than 50 million albums worldwide....."

 

A microwave that never over- or under-cooks food.

 

I guess. I have not watched the Matrix yet.

 

Quad sided dildo. For parties.

 

Why the hell has nobody mentioned hamburger ear muffs?

 

A machine that produces billion dollar inventions every 24 hours.