Phx Best lines in any movie.

Just wanted to make this thread since I was inspired from a post on the 10K thread.

What's your favorite line from a non-SW movie, funny or serious?

My favorite and somtimes a personal philosophy:

Blazing Saddles:

Cleavon Little creates a diversion by sticking his head from behind a rock and shouting to the white hodded idiots(personal opinion)

"Where the White Women at?!?"

Funny as all. Still crack up at that.

 

I dont really have a funny line because I have a lot of movies I like but I will have to say that one of my favorites is from Full Metal Jacket.

The drill instructor say's
"I will rip out your eyes and skull f#*@ you!!!!"

 

I'm just gonna post the whole blazing saddlesmovie for my favorite quote. If I find a link to the script I'll put it up for my favorite quotes.....

otherwise.......

"Where he has come from crushing the Creatins at Sparta !"

::whisper whisper::

"Make that the Spartans at Crete !"

 

Obviously the best line in any movie ever...

Worm says to Mike McDermott...

"In the poker game of life...the women are the rake"

 

There are many movies that I have Fav lines form. Most involve Joh Bilushi.

Elwood:It's 106 miles to Chicago. We have a full tank of gas, a half pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

Jake:Hit it.

I love that line.

 

"Lemme guess, we're about to go over a huge waterfall."
"Yep."
Sharp rocks at the bottom?"
"Most likely."
"Bring it on."

 

"We are the knights who say Ni and we will say Ni again if you do not appease us!!!!"

 

Master_Ronin what movie is that from?

I have many favorites too.... I'll post one or two or three...

"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs..."

"It's possible, pig, I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable vomitous mass, I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. <dramatic pause> Then again, perhaps I have the strength after all. <stands> Drop your sword."

Roland: For the love of victory William go to sleep.

William: I can't. Love has given me wings so I must fly. I can't explain it, she makes me feel like a poet.

Roland: Well you may feel like a poet but you sound like an idiot.

MJA

 

Mara Jade, that's from The Emperor's New Groove.

By the way, I have many other favorite quotes, but that was one of the first to come to mind...

Here are some more:

"See that, see that how she's looking right into your eyes, saying 'hey big boy, heyyyy, how ya doin?' Ya see?"

"Right."


And another (edited for content):
"Hey FREEZE B^%&#!!!"
(Clicks of guns being drawn and cocked)
"NO, you freeze, B^%&#!!"
"Oh S#$%, I'm f%$#@&."
"Now back up, put the gun down, and get me a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious."
"And some Skittles."

And another...

"I heard that you were feeling ill, headache, fever, and a chill! I came to help restore your pluck, cause I'm the nurse who likes to--" (DOOR SLAM!!)

(EDITS: fixing quotes I couldn't quote properly. heh)

 

The &ussy Speech from Snatch was one of my favorites.

 

BKJediKnight: I don't mean to get on your case, but do you mind editing the "P" word in your post? We need to keep this a PG/PG-13 discussion. The basic guideline is if you can't say it in the Star Wars movies you can't say it around here.

Thanks,

IA

 

I concur with IA, but I also must quote the last piece of that dialogue for the uninformed (edited of course):
"The fact that you've got REPLICA, written down the side of your gun...(zooms in on replica) and I've got Desert Eagle...point five-oh, written down the side of mine...(zooms in on Desert Eagle .50) should precipitate your b@))$ into shrinking, along with your presence...now f^%$# off."

I'm on a roll and can't be stopped!

"My boy, you may have started a chain reaction that will bring on the Apocalypse!"
"GASP!"
(O'Connell) "You: lighten up, you (pointing at son): big trouble, you (pointing at Jonathan): get in the car."


Here's a blast from the past (pun intended):

"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious s#(*."

 

Sorry I will remember that I didnt think I had to edit that one.

 

BK: I think you should still have time to edit your post. Just below the post you should see an "Edit" link. Clicking that will take you to the screen that lets you edit a post even after it's been submitted.

Thanks, BK.

 

guess this one...

"Get busy living, or get busy dying"

Actually I love the all the lines in the whole movie. I think that movie has one of the best written screenplays.

 

Lester Burnham: Look at me. @$%$^& off in the shower. This will be the highlight of my day. (American Beauty)

Just about every line in Fight Club;

Tyler Durden: All the things you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I #### like you'd like to ####. I am smart capable and most importantly, I am free, in all the ways that you're not.


Tyler Durden: We were raised on television to believe that we'd all be millionares, movie gods, rock stars, but we won't. And we're starting to figure that out.

Tyler Durden: You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

Tyler Durden: We're designed to be hunters and we're in a society of shopping. There's nothing to kill anymore, there's nothing to fight, nothing to overcome, nothing to explore. In that social emasculation this everyman is created.

Narrator: [While brutally beating Angel Face] I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke.

[while burning the narrator's hand with lye.]
Tyler Durden: You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that's gonna happen to you.

Narrator: I am Jack's cold sweat.

And my absolute fav.

Narrator: The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide.

 

You forgot this one (one of my favorites):
"...We are the all singing, all dancing crap of the world."

BTW, the greeting on my cell says "I am Aaron's ringing phone."

 

right on!

 

Just about any of Mel Brooks four big movies (for me History of the World, Spaceballs, Blazing Saddles, and Young Frankenstein are his big four)
has great lines.

"come on you do it, everybody does it. I just did it and I ready to do it again."
"Oh great jut what we need, a DRUISH princess! Funny, she does not look Druish."
"Great Knockers. Thanks!"
and the aformentioned "where the white women at!"

 

ANYTHING said BY Bruce Campbell in the Evil Dead movies..

"Gimme some sugar baby"
"Groovy"
"Klattu, Barada, Nic..(cough)"
"Yo,she b!tch, lets go"
"Good, bad, Im the guy with the gun"
"Well Hello mr. fancy pants!"

 

"it's all happening!" (almost famous)

 

"its quiet in here..."
"yeah, a little too quiet."
"this has been too easy"
"yeah, a little too easy"
"look, theres raph!"
"yeah, a little too raph"
"mikey could ya shut up?"

heh or something LIKE that.. you get the idea.

 

"im luke bill!"

"and im darth ted!"

heh

 

"Jesus"
"What?"

Swiftus: Oh you are nuts. N-V-T-S - nuts!

Moses: Hear me! Oh, hear me! All pay heed! The Lord! - The Lord Jehovah! - has given unto you these fifteen...(CRASH)... ten! Ten Commandments for all to obey!

 

Bluto:What's this lying aroung ****? Where's the Delta I used to know? So who's with me? Let's get them!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Oh no, we're afraid to go with you brother Bluto. We may get in torouble. Well, kiss my A** from now on.

Stork: What are we supposed to do, you Moron?

Boone: Face it it's over.

Bluto: Over!? Nothing is over untill we say it is. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Horbour?

Booneto Otter)Germans?

Otterto Boone) Forget it his rolling.

Bluto: Well it ain't over now. Wermer, he's a dead man, Greg dead, Neidermeyer...

Otter:...Dead. Bluto is right. Psychotic but right. This war make take a long time and cost millions of lives...

I better stop. Cuz at this rate I'll put the whole scipt here.