Rocky M, NC Best of the Best 2:

You know the drill this one however is to be a space battle. Going all out if the following eight combatants were to meet In an Asteroid Field with spacecraft listed below and full use of known powers who would be the victor? ( Note: Disregard previous allegiances every man for himself. Yes this includes the Jedi Code. )

Pre-Padawan Anakin Skywalker w/ Artoo-Detoo in a Naboo N-1 Starfighter ( tPM:1 )
Bounty Hunter Jango Fett w/ young Boba Fett in Slave 1 ( AotC:2 )
Clone Trooper Pilot in (sorry don?t recall the ship type) ( AotC:2 )
Jedi Investigator Obi-wan Kenobi w/ (sorry don?t recall the astro-mech droid number or the ship type) ( AotC:2 )
Padawan Luke Skywalker in a X-Wing w/ Artoo-Detoo ( yes 2 Artoos W00T! ) ( aNH:4 )
Rogue Squadron Pilot Wedge in a X-Wing or Y-Wing ( your choice ) ( aNH:4 )
Scoundrel Lando Calrissian w/crew in the Millennium Falcon ( RotJ:6 )
Standard Imperial Pilot in a Tie Interceptor ( RotJ:6 )

Just have fun. I?ll post my thoughts in one week, happy hunting : )

Lod Reh Sajon ~
"If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force. If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."

 

Scene begins with a wide angle shot of the Asteroid Field. Small ships of different makes and models crowd the outer edges in hopes of see some of the galaxy?s finest in action. Behind these are the interstellar cruiser ships who with their scanners hope to be able to ?see? just as much. One of the sleek smaller ships breaks from the crowd and begins to broadcast on all frequencies just as the announcer begins his spiel.

"Welcome one and all to the second annual Best of the Best, no holds barred, anything goes tournament. We have increased security from the outcome of our last event and have made an unanimous decision to NOT include a referee in this event. Now on with the tournament. Making his way from the Outer Rim Territory give it up for Young Anakin Skywalker"

Anakin Skywalker in a bright yellow Naboo N-1 Starfighter flies into the Asteroid Field. Lights from the watching ships start to blink in response and several open channels have people screaming their enthusiasm. Anakin spins the ship in a barrel roll and levels off trying to get a feel for it. Just then a Star Destroyer from the back opens it?s hanger and a lone Tie Fighter speeds into the battle zone.

?Next we have a Standard Imperial Tie Interceptor. Pilot care to introduce yourself to the crowd??

Static comes over the airways but no response can be heard.

?Ummm, seems as though we are having some difficulties with the Tie?s communicator hopefully that will not affect his performance here today. Now this is impressive.?

A large group of X-Wing?s flying in formation head for the field. Halfway there two break formation and fly in while the others pull up to take their vantage point over the awaiting crowd.

?What do you know, all of Rogue Squadron has attended to escort Wedge and Luke to this event.?

Lights start to go wild and the com is overrun with chatter on who the better pilot is.

Wedge - ?Luke do you read me??
Luke - ?Loud and clear, Wedge.?
Wedge - ?Best of luck to you.?
Luke - ?..., I have a bad feeling about this.?

Just then Slave 1 blast out from the center of the Asteroid Field where Jango has been waiting. Not wanting to wait any longer he opens full fire on the two X-Wing Pilots.

?Oh no, Jango, with a surprise attack has begun this event before everyone has arrived. Where in the ... ah, there ladies and gentlemen please welcome Lando and crew on the Millennium Falcon.?

Lights start to blink but Lando gives no acknowledgment as he pilots the Falcon into the heat of battle. Gunners on the Falcon begin to fire at anything that moves while Lando concentrates on avoiding the whirling rocks of space. Immediately Jango switches targets and concentrates all fire-power on the Falcon?s propulsion systems. Wedge nimbly swoops around and fires on Jango, while Anakin dives between all of them with Luke in pursuit.

?Now this is chaotic, seems as though no one is sure who the real threat is going to be.?

A huge blast knocks Slave 1 hard to the side and a heavily armored gun ship slowly enters the fray.

?Whoa, I guess this is the Republic Army?s Warrior also known as a Clone Trooper Pilot.?

Again the slow moving vessel blast away at Slave 1. Wedge breaks from his attack and begins to peck at the space tank heading his way. Anakin finally sweeping back and forth as managed to elude Luke for a moment but comes face to face with the Millennium Falcon. Two seconds later Lando flies through the debris that was a Naboo Starfighter.

?Ouch, what a disappointing outcome from young Skywalker. Finally the last combatant has arrived.?

Obi-wan Kenobi in his small Republic fighter starts to circle the perimeter and settles on Wedge. Barely missing the asteroids Kenobi starts blasting away but can not hit the agile X-Wing. Luke comes from behind and rains fire down on the gun ship which still appears to be undamaged. Slave 1 swings around a boulder and loops around the gun ship deploying sonic charges all over the area.

?Well Jango might be trying to win it all now. Wait scanners are pi

 

Definitely entertaining as always! Bad thing is, I would never enter one of those contests because everyone seems to always die! Rofl!!

 

Everyone realizes that Jar-Jar is taking part in the contest and dies of fear. Jar-Jar wins.

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Everyone realizes that Jar-Jar is taking part in the contest and dies because they are laughing so hard they can not breath. Jar-Jar wins.

 

You shall be flogged by a pair of gungan ears until falling into a state of shock for that one, entropy!