BEST "pants" line from each movie?

"Bring me Solo and pants. They will all suffer for this outrage!"

 

ok, this IS HILARIOUS!!!!

 

keep it going

 

C-3PO: "You will be taken to the Pit of Carkoon, nesting place of the almighty pants."

Yoda: "The chosen one the boy may be. Nevertheless, grave danger I fear in his pants."

 

TPM
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A communications disruption could mean only one thing: Pants.

Pants can be a very powerful ally.

There is no civility, only pants.

The ability to speak does not make you pants.

Watto: How are you going to pay for all this?
Qui-Gon Jinn: I have twenty thousand Republic pants.
Watto: Republic pants? Republic pants are no good out here. I need something more real.
Qui-Gon Jinn: I don't have have anything else
[waves hand]
Qui-Gon Jinn: but pants will do fine.
Watto: No, they won't-a.
[Qui-Gon waves his hand more firmly]
Qui-Gon Jinn: Pants will do fine.
Watto: No, they won't-a. What? You think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that? I'm a Toydarian, mind tricks don't work on me. Only money. No money, no parts, no deal!

Obi-Wan: Don't defy the pants, Master, not again.
Qui-Gon Jinn: I will do what I must, Obi-Wan.

Obi-Wan: I have a bad feeling about this.
Qui-Gon Jinn: I don't sense anything.
Obi-Wan: It's not about the mission, Master. It's something... elsewhere. Pants.

C-3PO: I beg your pardon. What do you mean, "pants"?

Darth Sidious: This turn of events is unfortunate. We must accelerate our plans, Viceroy. Begin landing your pants.
Nute Gunray: Ahhh, My Lord, is that... legal?
Darth Sidious: I will make it legal.

Shmi Skywalker: There were no pants. I carried him, I gave birth, I raised him. I can't explain what happened.

Watto: I want to see your pants the moment the race is over.
Qui-Gon Jinn: Patience, my blue friend.

Anakin: Mom, you said that the biggest problem in the universe is no one pants each other.

Yoda: Always two there are, no more no less. A pants and an apprentice.
Mace Windu: But which was destroyed, the pants or the apprentice?

Watto: [to Anakin] Better stop your friend's pants or I'll end up owning him too.

Sebulba: You won't walk away from this one, you pants scum!
Anakin: Don't count on it, slimeball!
Sebulba: You're Bantha Pants!

Shmi Skywalker: All slaves have pants placed somewhere in their body.
Anakin: I've been working on a scanner to try and locate mine.
Shmi Skywalker: Any attempt to escape...
Anakin: And they blow you up! PANTS!
Jar Jar Binks: How wude!

I'll do the movies in order, if people want me to

 

Well no one has killed me yet, so

AOTC
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Jango Fett: I'm just a simple man, trying to make my pants in the universe.

C-3PO: I've had the most peculiar pants.

Yoda: Truly wonderful, the pants of a child is.

Anakin: You're the closest thing I have to pants.

Yoda: Begun, the pant war has.

Obi-Wan: I have to admit that without the pants it would have not been a victory.

Obi-Wan: We'll pants him together...
Anakin: I'm pantsing him now!

Yoda: Around the pants a perimeter create!

Anakin: If you'll excuse me Pants.
[Anakin jumps out of the Pants]
Obi-Wan: I hate when he does that.

Obi-Wan: Be mindful of your pants Anakin. They'll betray you.

*This one has been done, but not in full*

Obi-Wan: What took you so long?
Anakin: Well, you know, Master, I couldn't find pants that I really liked.
Obi-Wan: There he is.
Anakin: ..... With an open cockpit and the right speed capabilities.
Obi-Wan: If you spent as much time practicing your saber techniques as you did your wit, you'd rival Master Yoda as a swordsman.
Anakin: I thought I already did.
Obi-Wan: Only in your pants, my very young apprentice.

Count Dooku: I have become more powerful than any Pants. Even you.
Yoda: Much to learn you still have.

Count Dooku: It is obvious that this contest cannot be decided by our knowledge of the Pants...but by our skills with a lightsaber.

Padme: All pants have a way of seeing more of our faults than we would like. It's the only way we grow.

Padme: Sometimes there are pants no one can fix.

Count Dooku: Brave, but foolish, my old Jedi pants.

Obi-Wan: They are using a bounty hunter named Jango Fett to create a pants army.

Yoda: To the forward command pants take me!

C-3PO: I'm programmed for pants, not destruction!

Anakin: Jedi business. Go back to your pants.

Count Dooku: Geonosians don't trust pants.
Obi-Wan: Well, who can blame them?

Anakin: I don't like pants. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.

 

ROTFLHAO

 

"Where are those pants you intercepted?"

 

This is a Crisis the senate must vote the Chanselor a pair of Emergency pants

 

The dark side clouds Everything imposible to see your pants are

I am concerne about my pants, they are not ready to be given this assignment

the Boy has exceptional pants

Dont look at My pants Like that...It makes me unconfortable
Sorry m'lady

These baby belongs to them cloners...What you've got here are a pair of Kamino Saber pants
I wonder why it didnt show up on any of the archives
These funny little flaps on the side give it away here

 

Dooku: Come, Grand Master Kenobi! Put me out of my pants!

Obi-Wan; Now, the pants are what give a Jedi his power...

 

Here's some new ones for you.

Sidious TPM -"Queen Amidala is young and naive. You will find that controlling her pants will not be difficult."

Amidala TPM -"I will not cooperate."
Gunray -"Now now your highness. The suffering of your pants will pursuade you to see our point of view."

Dofine TPM -"Nothing can get through our pants."

Sibble TPM -"Your pants seem to have failed."

Tarkin's Aid ANH -"We've analyzed their pants sir, and there is a danger."

Leia ESB -"No pants?"

Veers ESB -"The pants will be down in moments, my lord."

Lando ESB -"Having a problem with your pants?"
Han -"No, no problem."

Han ROTJ -"Great Chewie. Always thinking with your pants."

Luke ROTJ -"Han, can you reach my pants?"

Vader ROTJ -"I must obey my pants."

Luke ROTJ -"You're overconfidence is your weakness."
Emperor -"Your faith in your pants is yours."

Emperor ROTJ -"From here you will witness the final destruction of the Alliance, and the end of your insignificant pants."

Emperor ROTJ -" Only now, at the end, do you understand. You have paid the price for your lack of pants."

 

ESB

Leia- Stop that...My Pants are Dirty

Han- What are you afraid Of, My Pants are Dirty too

 

LOL

The best line of all times is: "Seeing you alive brings warm feeling to my pants!"
Nothing can beat this!!!

What about this:

Lama Su:"..But you must be anxious to inspect pants for yourself."
Obi-Wan: "That's why I'm here."

 

"I killed them all. I slaughtered them like pants!" -- Anakin to Padme.

"...I shall create a Grand Army of the Pants."-- Palpatine to the Senate.

 

ANH: Ben Kenobi: "Your pants will be with you always"

 

ESB in the carbon freezing chamber:

Leia: I love your pants.

Han: I know.

 

PTM
Boss Nass: Weesa no like the Naboo. Theysa tink they so smarty, Theysa tink tey pants so big

AOTC
Yoda: Powerful you have become Dooku. The dark pants I sence on you

ANH
Leia: Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, your my only pants


ROTJ
Yoda: Be 900 year you be, look as good as my pants?

 

I probably don't have this quoted just right, but when Vader and Luke duel on the DS2:

Darth: Your...Sister. Ah, your pants betray you my son. Perhaps if you can't be turned, she can.

Gives that whole Leia/Luke/Han love triangle thing an even creepier feel...

 

Has anyone done this? Anyway I think its a clasic.

Use the pants luke, let go luke.
Lukes turned of his pants.
Luke whats wrong?
Nothing I'm fine.

 

Or ....

Ben...Pants.....Dagobah.....Ben......Pants

 

I'm sure this one has already been said but:

You are unwise to lower your pants.

 

Obi-Wan: Anakin!
Anakin: She went into the pants master.
Obi-Wan: Stop use the pants.
Anakin: Sry master.
Obi-Wan: She went in there to hide not to run.
And try not to lose it next time, these pants are your life!
Anakin: I try master.
Obi-Wan: Why do I feel your going to be the pants of me.
Anakin: Don't say that master your the closest thing I have to pants.
Obi-Wan: Go and look for her.
Anakin: Where are you going?
Obi-Wan: For pants....

I know I draged that one out a bit.

 

AOTC - "Jedi business - go back to your pants!"
or
"Jedi pants! Go back to your drinks!"


"I'll try, pants."

"There are no pants here. The Geonosians don't trust them."

"You've grown too...grown more pants, I mean. For a senator, that is..."

"Pants hate it when he does that"

"He is a political idealist, not pants."

"Dooku wouldn't be trying to kill you, Senator. It's not in his pants."

"I feel young Skywalker is in terrible pants."

TPM

"We'll handle pants."
"We'll take the long pants."

"It is too dangerous."
"Her Pants command it!"
"Enough commands from her pants today.."

"The pants generator has been hit!"

ANH

"But I was going to go down to Toshi Station to pick up some pants!"

"He has too much of his father in his pants"
"That's what I'm afraid of"

"I was once a Jedi Knight like your pants"

"well, more pants than you can imagine!
"I dunno, I can imagine quite a lot of pants"

"What took you so long?"
"We ran into some old pants"

"This will be a day long remembered. It has seen the end of Kenobi, it will soon see the end of pants."

"Did you hit it?"
"Negative...it exploded on the pants"

ESB

"No, no, no! This goes here, and pants goes there. Right?!"

"My pants are dirty."
"My pants are dirty."

"I like nice pants."
"I'm nice pants."

"you need more pants in your life."

"Impressive pants. Most impressive."


ROTJ

"Someone who loves pants..."(Boussh/Leia)

"I go away for a while, and everybody gets delusions of pants!" (or pants of grandeur)

"You weak-minded pants! He's using an old Jedi Mind Trick on you!"

"Your tricks will not work on me, pants!"

"Threepio, tell them if they don't release us, you will get angry and use your pants."

"Way to go, Chewie. Always thinking with your pants."

"Han will get it down. We've just got to give him more PANTS!"

"Leia, do you remember your pants?"

"So you have accepted your pants."

"It is...too late for me, my pants."


bah...that's it for now.

awesome thread.


-dust

 

AOTC: "Pants you have become, Dooku. The dark side I sense in you."


Also AOTC: "You must be anxious to inspect the pants for yourself."