Best Yoda quote?

From TPM:

Your apprentice, Skywalker will be.

 

"Lost a planet. Master Obi-Wan has. How embarassing. How embarassing." Yoda, AOTC.


"Away put your weapon. I mean you no harm." Yoda, TESB.

"I was wondering. Why are you here?" Yoda, TESB.

 

Yoda has all the best lines :

TPM:
- Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate. Hate, leads to suffering...I sense much fear in you
- Your apprentice, Skywalker will be

AOTC:
- Lost a planet Master Obi-Wan has. How embarassing, how embarassing
- Much to learn, you still have
- Fought well you have, my old padawan

TESB:
- Sive matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?
- Mine, mine!
- My ally is the force, and a powerful ally it is

ROTJ:
- When 900 years age, look as good, you not

 

The shroud of the dark side has fallen. Begun, the clone war has.

 

"the boy has no patience"

 

"When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good, you will not. Hm?" -Yoda, TESB

 

"Help you I Can...Yes...Uhmm!" I'm laughing all the time I hear this!I can also quote it almost as good as Frank Oz does...

 

"You must unlearn what you have learned." ~ESB

*~Katie~*

 

"No! try not. Do or do not, there is no try."

 

"That is why you fail"

"Always in motion the future is..."

 

"Looking, found someone I would say, wahahahaha."

 

ohhhh you seek yoda, take you to him i will hmmm

 

"Mine! Mine!"

 

Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter

 

Why, this is a no-brainer:

"Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!"

 

"How do you get so big eating food of this kind?"

 

"War does not make one great"

 

TPM:

Fear is the path of the darkside. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering

AOTC:

Much to learn, you still have.

ESB:

Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try.

AND

Concentraaaaaaaaaaaate!

ROTJ:

Strong am I with the force, but not that strong.

 

ESB "You must unlearn what you have learned"

 

"Around the survivors, perimeter create"

 

Has anyone seen the Fan Film Empire Strikes Backyard? Well, this is my favorite Yoda quote from that:

"Fear leads to anger, Anger leads to hate, hate leads to crying, crying leads to tears, tears leads to sniffle, sniffles leads to....."

Two Hours Later

".....leads to hunger, hunger leads to steak, stake leads to stove-frying."

If you haven't seen that you should have. It is really funny!