bewbs on the bus

I was sitting on the bus with a work mate, when this girl walked in with the biggest ive seen on a normal girl my age (i.e. not some fat woman or one of those beast types). They were huge & she was really pretty. The bus engine was making tons of noise, so i asked my mate "real or fake?" and as soon as i said the words, the engine noise died & she clearly heard, so she replied "wouldnt you like to know?".... me "errr no I was talking about the coke I'm drinking, you know the real thing"....her "but your drinking Pepsi Max"

 

Dude. Your only appropriate response in that situation is to smile and say "Well why do you think I asked?" It's important that you look her straight in the eyes while you do it.

Kids!

 

Yeah i wasnt looking to turn her into wifey. when im on my game, im on my game

 

Fixed.


-JR

 

Actually they were so big, they started off near her eyes anyway

 

Hahah!!