Bib's force boat parté!!!

What are the qualifications for being on the Force Boat? Just plain rudeness?

 

GET THE HELL OFF!

 

I got my house for September! I am gonna be officially properly living away from home!

And it has DSL.

THAT IS WACK!

 

*DSL envy*

 

Congrats JC sounds like you're going have a fun time off school.

 

Can't help but feel chuffed! Two years in an enormouse house with four other students, right across from the city centre, all the nightlife, and a DSL connection.

On the other hand, I'm getting quite scared of Nails.

There's this user, Lady X, who I noticed today seems to constantly beat me to threads and says what I intended to say. Each time she does, I tell her she rocks. And I just got this from Nails:

Nails:
I thought that X was pretty cool too. But she's no good for you.

Me:
What the fuRck are you telling me for?

Nails:
Just telling you man. Thought I'd let you know since you're always talking about her in her threads and stuff.

Me:
Um, who cares if she's good for me or not? She's cool.

Nails:
Yeah, I know I know. It's that I started chatting with her and thought Id net-scored, but then, Dammit!

Me:
I have a girlfriend, fool, it's not like I'm trying to "score" on the internet. More fool you for trying. Internet relationships are fake anyway. Fool. Fool.

Nails:
Hey, man I have a girlfriend too. We've been together for almost a year now. And as if anything on the internet ever turns real, anyway. I just thought maybe...

Me:
oh DEAR


Although it still carries the same messages and has the same themes, this log was edited to retain the privacy of certain people. Not Nails. He still comes across as a desperate bunny rabbit.

EDIT- Please don't use that word again.

 

He wants you, JC.

 

Hm, whaddya know, I HAVE net-scored.

 

Hey, JC edit the Effword out of that post before you get banned. Hey I had to help.

EDIT: You're welcome.
EDIT2: Remember though, you've broken the Omerta.

 

YOUR'RE STILL TEH SCARIE NETT-STAWKER!

 

It's like I said yesterday.....

 

mmmm GirlScout cookies are good.

 

[West Virginia]

Pat sahw! Pat sahw! In hihs wisdohm, he sahw!But ah wahs blihnd to his libihdo-killin'!

CAN YOU GIVE ME HALLELUJAH?!

The Devil! Teh Devil himsehlf will interfehre! Repehnt the advahnces of Naihls, and we shahll rejoice in our Fohrce Boaht!

CAN YOU GIVE ME HALLELUJAH?!

[/West Virginia]

 

uh HALLELUJAH??

 

HALLELUJAH, PATRICK!

 

\\runs away in terror

 

Ahnd whehre youh ruhn, Pahtrick, the Lohrd ruhns wihth youh!

 

HALLELUJAH!!

The last time I drove through West Virginia, I stopped at a Food Lion, and I overheard this hick woman telling the cashier about her son, who was 35 and living with her, and how the son had his kid with him, and she liked the kids mom, but the son didn't like the kids mom anymore, he liked this other woman he was seeing now. The hick woman wanted the son to start seeing the kids mom again so that she(the hick woman) wouldn't have to provide free baby sitting anymore. I don't like West Virginia.

 

Buht youh GAVE HALLELUJAH! The Lohrd is wihth youh!

But not, as it may seem, with Virginians.

 

Amen, Preachuh!

 

FORCE BOAT HALLELUJAH!!!!

 

I want Bib back. Bib, break house arrest.

Perhaps we can get him out on bail?

 

AMEN!!

 

What could we use for bail here?

 

Religion scares me.