Atlantic Big Y, I'm calling you out.

I challenge you to a duel using wet noodles. If you win, I'll put Bantam>Del Rey in my sig. If I win, you put Del Rey>Bantam in your sig. (gets out noodle) have at you!

wolf

 

*wields noodle*

Prepare to be thwacked

 

Oh, squeak. Let the pasta fly!

*dives out of the way quickly*

 

I hereby declare that Big Y wins, as DelRey sucks major assness, whereas Bantam has the X-wing Series, and therefore sucks significantly less assness by default.

 

This bout of combat is sanctioned by the King...


The winner will receive a prize!

 

Stackkie, go fry an egg. Majority of X-Wing=overrated.
(swings noodle) Ye-ha! (whacks at Yubsie)

wolf

 

*throws a wet lasagna noodle on Sniper, to protect her fellow McDonald's worker*

 

interfearence! I declare Yubsie to be DQed. I win.

wolf

 

Wuss

 

Never said my friends couldn't help me.

*thwacks Wolf*

 

*feeds Yubsie to the pigs)

wolf

 

*jumps clear of pigs*

*sends Ewoks after Wolf*

 

(throws [image=http://www.artlebedev.ru/studio/posters/watermelon/watermelon-800x600.jpg]
@ ewoks and Yubsie)

wolf

 

*ducks*

*pelts Wolf with stale Timbits*

 

*eats Yubsie* I win.
(begins triumph through ACGdom.)

wolf

 

Congratulations on your victory!

The King Grants you either:

20 Lawn Flamingos or... An Elepahnt®!

 

I choose 20 Lawn Flamingos.

wolf

 

Well, I'll have to add that to the updated map!

 

*gives Wolf indigestion*

WHo wins now?

 

(goes to toliet, comes out 30 kilos lighter) me.

wolf

 

I think the acid burning on the way up begs to differ.

 

you lost. now change sig to have the victory condition in it.

wolf

 

(Wolf... use the acid to your advantage!)

 

(spits acid on Yubsie ala Alien style) now put in sig you silly monkey!

wolf

 

*ducks*

I'm pretty sure I haven't actually lost.

*stabs Wolf*