JCC Bill splitting

Ah crap I meant to tag Darth Punk and slightly_unhinged.

Very long week, I'm tired etc

 

All people split equally because all are equal. If an one lacks funds to pay the others should cover him. If any is forbidden by moral structures from consuming anything (e.g. Alcohol, vegetarians and meat, etc), these items are to be tabulated and paid for separately to spare any impugning or dishonor. That is all.

 

You're the only person I know who could overcomplicate a simple answer.

 

Children should not be taken out to socialize in public. They're not people.

 

You know people who's moral structures do not allow them to consume vegetarians. Which suggests you know people who's moral structure does allow them to consume vegetarians.

Now, while I consider many vegetarians to be deplorable, self-righteous ****s, I do not believe consuming them is the answer. So you know some terrible people, which explains why you're a terrible person.

 

One imagines deep fried foods, formica tabletops, and watered down drinks.

 

I think you mean corn syruped down drinks.

 

Those are not mutually exclusive.

 

Pretty sure they are.

 

What if the drinks are corn syrupy to begin with but also watered down?

WHAT THEN???

 

Then they've been watered down, the opposite of what I said.

 

Arwen it's great that you have gotten sufficiently bored to annoy us all again but I mean can you also GTFO?

 

Are you having a "long week" again?

 

So, that's a "no" then. It's just passive aggressive annoyance until we wish for death, like being smothered with damp sponges.

 

Can I change my answer to "marvelously"?

 

can you do it elsewhere?

 

We just split each way. The only exception is drinks, which are usually split but some of my friends like to order much more expensive wine than I do, or spirits at the end of the night etc which we might call out separately.

If someone had a $25 pizza and I had a $20 pasta who would quibble over that? It all evens out in the end. Maybe if 1 person ordered lobster thermidor.

 

I usually split evenly because I'm lazy, but tbh that also results in me paying about $15-20 more than I normally would a lot of the time. If I order a drink and you decided to order two drinks and food and then you want to split the bill, well ****. But I bend over anyways because I'm not a terrible person, right?

 

I just get uptight over snobby expensive alcohol. Wine and beer is OK but if you are going to hit the $ grog be prepared to pay for it.

 

I knew it!

 

Everywhere but the US does this.

Also, LostOnHoth, strewth! Grog!

 

My definition of a terrible person would be more like: someone who has a bizarre, baseless hatred against other people, whether they are vegetarians, homosexuals, Jews, Muslims, Mormons, or whatever. Your posts are always facetious anyway so no big deal, but I'm a vegan and when I see posts like these I'm going to speak up.