Bird bits UDC VI Author: Earlybird-obi-wan Timeframe: from before to beyond Characters: Kaagi Adin, OC?s, appearances of canon characters Genre: drabbles Summary: drabbles about my Jedi healers and more of my OC's Disclaimer: Star Wars is owned by G.L. 1. Lights! Gone! Jedi master Corran Horn looked this and that way and saw only a few strange luminescent patterns reflecting blue and green in the overhead lights of the hangar. He had been chasing a young man he had met during the Yuuzhan Vong wars. The man was ? according to him ? responsible for the prank. The prank had him ? after he had found a dead man that wasn?t a dead man at all but a stuffed uniform with Mujaa juice cans, ketchup and sticky gloves ? with one of the gloves glued to his hand. ?Jason has escaped,? a shining man whispered. 2. Camera! ?Spider squadron and those pranks and now I have lost them.? ?Maybe they are caught on cam,? Mirax suggested when she peeled away the first finger from the black glove that was sticking to Corran?s hand. ?Yes and hangar control should never have given them permission to enter,? Corran Horn muttered. A second finger left his finger. ?And I should have never given them the Dejaric table to play.? A third finger left his finger. ?The barkeep was giving them too much of Mujaa juice. Grrr. And what was in the glass? A straw with a climbing Ewok in it. 3. Action! Beep pi beep pi Corran Horn grabbed for his comlink. Beep pi beep pi ?Get that glove away Mirax.? Beep pi beep pi The other hand was used to activate the comlink. ?Horn! What?s up?? A fourth finger was peeled away. ?Coming after ? ouch Mirax gentle.? A fifth finger was peeled away. ?What? ? I will tell you.? A glove became detached. ?A Spider prank. Horn out.? Mirax saw him running away ordering the techs to have his X-wing ready and she dropped the glove on the table. ?Now for some searching action!? Mirax activated the internal security cams. 4. Roll! Burp ?I rolled away.? Burp ?I zippered open my uniform.? ?And there he was shining and strange with the bioluminescent patterns on his skin. Commander Spanish could deceive the great Corran Horn, shielding Jason with his powers.? Burp ?I helped too!? ?Yes Kevin but your indulgence in too much Mujaa Ewok juice had you almost revealing that Jason had escaped.? Burp ?Ah yes but who came up with the idea to play a prank on Corran Horn?? ?I did. I had to pay him back.? Burp ?And Corran thinking it was me had him chasing poor me.? ?We helped.? Burp 5. Shoot! A holoreceptor activated. Prwiiff An astromech databank recognised the mouse droid. There was no need to wake up his master to shoot the menace. Mouse droids were harmless. Tip tap tip tap No threat either. She was covering his master with a soft comforter. But his master turned. Hostile? Twiiit ifff ?Hey ? uh ? ah ? you ? are Mirax?? ?Yes and you?? ?Jason Guyet.? ?Jason Guyet. I am sure that your squadron mates are more comfortable.? Twrrrt Prrrrt Wrrrrrt Frrrit Pwittt iiitt Five astromechs responded. ?No we are keeping him company. Spiders from the same nest stick together.?