Birdseye Potato Waffles- How waffly versatile are they?

Stick a pole in one end and you have a fly swatter for giant flies
(I know they exist, wait till you see one, then I'll show you who's mad - Mwa ha ha ha ha!!)

 

Place one over each eye for your very own Fly impressions.

 

Use them to recreate your very own Jabba's Rancor pit doors.

See Luke Hang from them!

Watch Ree-Yees watch the Rancor!

This time your Rancor pit need not be one inch deep and underneath Jabba himself!

UKS

 

By the way if anyone's wondering who in the blue hell I am, I'm a friend of Stuey & Sebulba Sloan, I signed on yesterday following my good buddies advice.
Howdy Y'all!

 

I'm sorry Nick that post wasn't related to Waffles, i'm going to have to stop you coming here

i'm going to stick loads of waffles together to make a prison to keep GoatmanMoreby in

 

Damn your ingenious prison Stuey, I'd eat my way out if we weren't supposed to be thinking of other uses for waffles - Say, where the heck are you, I'm in skool

 

I'm at my house, Luke's here as well

 

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!! let me out of my waffle prison! I promise i'll be good

 

No

 

(In between chewing mouthfuls) So tasty... can't continue... potato goodness... clogging up veins... Curses!! (Chokes & dies)

 

Thank good that problem is over with

 

HAH! fooled you all, I gotta go 2 ICT now, but I'll be back - teacher can't look at what I'm doing forever.

 

Stuey? Sloan? where did everybody go?
Helloooooooo?
(Sobs quietly)
I'm so alone - oooh a five pound note
heh heh heh, so long suckers
(Walks off jabbering insanely)
I better get on wiv sum work - toodles!

 

Glue some together and make your very own modern sculpture. Amaze your friends with this interesting conversation piece!
Just send £10 to Livi-Wan and she will make this revolutionary new statue for you!

 

tsk... kids these days

 

Hey, I resent that.