St. Lou, MO Bits of wisdom overheard at STL FF meetings

Ok, for those who weren't there, many funny quotes happened at the Halloween meeting. Some that I remember....


This reminds me of my first time in jail.
DarthShoey
Yeah, but it didn't matter, cause nobody actually checks for language on the hoosier boards.
JCF
Hail king of shaven breakfast sandwiches!
Shoey, and maybe a half dozen others
You can't beat the Ewoks!
YIMG
Sorry I keep flashing everybody, its all the costumes fault.
Our Esteemed Dajuan

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There was wisdom?

 

Actually the title was Dajuans idea.

 

Hey it's called irony!!

 

It's great to see that you folks had a blast! Must have been a great party.

 

I can't remember any of them, but I remember laughing a lot!

 

I was wondering who was going to start this thread...

Seriously though, nobody checks the hoosier boards!!

Here's some more that I remember...

Use the Jawa!! -Various

Anyone up for some three-man?? -Shoey

Have another beer, Tim. -Various

Anakin is the Jedi stalker! - -K-

I actually feel like we got something accomplished at this meeting! - Dajuan, our fearless leader

I think we took a wrong turn... - JCF (not Luke Skywalker) coming home with Claire after meeting. (thought that might be funny, knowing me. )

I'll drop you off at a Burger King or something... - Shoey (one of the many references to Randy's costume. )

Ah, those were good times. I'll remember more quotes as the day goes on and I wake up more. There are some that I can't post though here that were really funny... Refs to Randy's shaving habits for instance... OK, I'm done.

 

It's not so much the game, as listening to Randy, Tim, and Eric giggle like little girls Dajuan on watching the boys play GTA

 

^ Forgot about that one.

 

"...when I started taking hard classes with numbers and stuff..."
-E-

 

Okay, I realize I wasn't at this meeting and I probably wouldn't understand... but I really have to know what "Hail king of shaven breakfast sandwiches!" was all about.

 

Long story....

My boyfriend, Randy, was dressed as a king. Everyone was calling him burger king all night. Apparetnly there is a commerical about the king and breaksfast sandwiches (don't watch TV, I don't know).

In another thread on here it was said that he shaves his legs (we were bashing eachother). Also, consider the beer was flowing at the party. So, when Randy spoke, every one teased him. Thus the Hail King of Breakfast sandwiches.

Reminds me, I need to bring the notebook to this next meeting. No Tim or John or JCF though, less quotes

 

I will be at the next one unless there's another death in the family, heaven forbid.

 

Why aren't there any quotes from this last meeting? I know there were some good ones. I just can't remember them because I was trashed.

OPPM = evil

 

I'm sure most of the conversation leading up to the measuring incident could be posted here.

 

It was suprisingly boring. I forget how it came up really. I know Amy didn't believe how small my rib cage is and she claimed hers was huge. Turns out they are the same size.

There was a bit of "Ewan, Ewan" in the theater before the movie.

 

I do remember something about midol and Jon.

"He even has monthly chocolate cravings."

 

This was a good one:

"I was so not making out with your boyfriend" --KOB

"Kwanza is an enemy of Godzilla" --KOB

"You're pronouncing her name wrontg again Ted!" --Various STLFF members

"Stephen Spielburg did a wonderful job on Star Wars" --Ted

"Holy crap I just shot the crap out of a 10 year old kid" --Amy

"I swear I'm not high. I just had a couple of while zimphandales that you served me" --Amy on giggling a lot.

"Wait I got a dollar" "How about a $20?" --Ken and Dajuan on Dajuan standing on a chair to get attention.

"This table bounces" --Jon hitting his head on the table

"There are TVs over each urinal in the bathroom" --Ted

"How'm I supposed to pee with Chris Burhman talking?" --Christian

"Bubblewrap is good" --Scott

"She puts the minimuM in minimum wage" --Steve on the crappy waitress

"I've got one wing left in a dozen adn I jus tnow got my drink" --Ken

"I can't see you. I got sweat in my eyes, I have to follow the sound of your voice." --Ken on the hot wings

"Who's giggles?" --Jon

"Chicken wings are too hot when they make my ass sweat. That's why I have a napkin down my pants." --Ken

"I can't breathe" --Dajuan can't unable to stand the insaneness of STLFF

"It made my eardrums hot" --Steve on the wings (these were killer wings I take it)

"I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Dajuan you have thefunkiest name for a while girl ever" --Christian

 

Kinda loses something in the "PG" format...

 

It does, but the spirit is still there.

 

Geez, that meeting was one of the greatest. Lots of good ones. I remember telling Claire something that didn't get on the list...

"And this isn't a beer meeting..."



You guys rock.

 

"How am I supposed to "pee" with Chris Berman talking?" --Christian

"I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Dajuan you have the funkiest name for a white girl ever" --Christian

Fixing my quotes because Dajuan cannot spell.

 

Amy just gave me this gem while we were talking on MSN, talking about her talking with Dajuan:

Amy: "sorry...Dajuan is giving my fingers a workout"

 

Oh my.....

 

LOL...most people I talk to wait a couple of minutes between replies.