JCC Bizarro Jello runs for US Senate in Florida

"old world pagan and white southerner" Augustus Sol Invictus (latin for "The Venerable Unconquered Sun") is running for senate as a libertarian. the media seems most interested in the fact that he sacrificed a goat once (he says he's a pagan but my understanding of the sol invictus thing was that it was a form of syncretic monotheism but would a monotheist use the name of the god? there are spanish catholics named jesus so i guess maybe...) but honestly the complex symbolism on this guy's youtube accounts (other accounts here and here) is sublime and i'm diggin' his paranoia and calls for insurrection as well. there's a lot more i could write about this guy but i need to dive back into the youtubes so...



aaaannnddd then there's this type of ****:



also, he says he wont reveal his birth name but ill bet his real first name is actually "augustus" because the man is just that southern

 

what is this guy's voice

 

its like the "devious old southerner with a bright white goatee and suit" archetype sucked on helium

 

literal fasces up in his videos

 

He's a racist/facist who sacrifices goats and hides behind a fake name.

How is he Bizarro Jello?

 

And for a split second I thought that Jello Biafra was running for office again...

 

He sounds A little English or Australian.

He would be a scary kind of guy to deal with.

 

be older.

 

He's not but this Jello is forming a band named the Dead Rebs. First album to be released is Naptime for Agrarianism.

 

I have just really had it with this country right now. I mean, really had it. I mean, how much of this foolishness am I expected to tolerate?

 

No idea who is him.

 

seems like the wrong thread for this. i mean, america sucks, sure, but not cuz of this guy. its not like he's going to win

 

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