Black Hope K/J/J Angst/Insanity. Slight AU. POST HERE!!! POST POST POST! 7/20!!!!!!

TJP THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOHOO!!!! TJP'S GONNA LOOK OUT FOR MY STORY!!!!!!!!
PLJ Thank You for upping! I love people who up
Anna ANNA'S READING MY FIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!! *don't mock my enthusiasm... I'm insane girl *
alain_bioras I LOVE READERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thanks thanks thanks!!
TSM: yes, aforementioned insanity I feel so great that you're reading this
PLJ ah, the tormenting of Kyp... who doesn't love it
Master_Jaina: poor Kyp indeed... I think it's funny too
rogue11: I almost cried... but it would have been to much of a blow to my pride... poor [no spoilers]
TSM: it really is funny... just so sad... I wrote it to be sad/funny...
TJF: WOOHOO!!! GODDESS=HERE=ME HAPPY!!!! read Return of the Jedi ... you know you want to it's by TJF...
alain_bioras: why thank you... funny funny funny
Jez: WOOHOO!!! Jez, the one-who-reads-all-good-K/J posted on my thread!!!!!!!!!
do I respond to much? oh well, I'm gonna send next post to beta'sin about 1/2 hor, so happy
EDIT: *squeals like a little school gilr* *fine, so I didn't squeal... it was a near thing* I have 25 responses... I know to most people that's pathetically small, but not me and 2 pages!

 

oh my. do i really read THAT many stories? shavit, no wonder i don't have time to write one of my own.

but that's ok, i rather read anyways!

Postie?

Jez

 

Jaina reminds me of Ray Charles, they're both blind to what's going on around them.

Question: Aren't I concerned about possibly offending a blind person who is reading this?

Answer: NO, for one thing it's not offensive, and two, blind people CAN'T read this.

 

Jez, I know how that feels... but now i'm writing a fic and my Homework will suffer
Chris... now I know it really is impossible for you not to be funny
sent it off... will be betaed soon

 

You posted a fic and didn't call me!! *sob* why do you enjoy torturing me so *sob*

 

You really shouldn't neglect Hail_Jaina, Kyp_side *laughs*

Great start thus far, you have a lot of potential for this fic

 

HJ: it's just so fun... don't know why

massive thanks to JM, the best betaer ever, who keeps fixing errors I repeatedly make

Okay, this needs a bit of explaining... there's been a space battle.... there's the explaining.



Jaina knew something was up when Jag didn't come straight to her quarters after debriefing. He probably has a good reason. He is Jag, after all.

She waited for about an hour, doing some long neglected paperwork. Sithspawn, I'm bored. Why isn't Jag back yet? He'd save me from the terribleness that is paperwork.

When Jag finally did show up some hours later, Jaina had a teasing rant all ready to sling at him about how much paperwork she'd had to do because he hadn't been there. She jolted when she saw his face. He looked about a decade older then he'd been a few hours ago.

"Jag, what happened?"

Jag gave her a depressed look. "I've been recalled to Chiss space. My father told General Antilles that if I didn't leave by tomorrow I was out of the Chiss military."

Jaina swallowed. She'd been afraid something like was going to happen, and had been for quite some time. Jag was going to leave. He always did... in her nightmares, anyway. "Jag... please, please don't go." She said, tears forming in her eyes. "Please, you can?t..."

"Jaya, if I don't leave I'm out of the Chiss military. I'll come back... I pro-"

"What does the Chiss military matter? I'm sure Wedge would commission you into the New Republic military." She interrupted, having lost what little patience she naturally had. What did she care if the Chiss wouldn't accept him anymore? Wasn't it enough to be accepted here, by her and the rest of the New Republic?

"I'm a part of the Chiss culture, Jaina. It's my family. I can't just abandon them." He looked like he was going to be sick. This was obviously tearing him to pieces.

But Jaina was oblivious. "So instead you abandon me? I love you Jag! I love you! I need you to be with me! You can't leave! You promised you wouldn't!" She started crying in earnest now, and Jag moved to give her a comforting hug. She pulled away sharply. "If you're going to go, go. Now. Just leave."

"Jay, I can't leave like this-"

"Jag, you either go or you stay. Me or the Chiss. Not both." Jaina looked him in the eyes. He couldn't meet her painful glare. Parts of her were screaming to stop this madness and kiss him. The rest of her said it was right to make him choose. He can't go.

Jag forced his arms around her, and she collapsed into him. She cried. He fell onto the bed, Jaina in his arms.

"Does this mean you're staying?" Jaina asked desperately.

Jag nodded, hugging her tighter. She kissed him urgently, telling him without words what she wanted. And things developed from there.

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okay, so I'm a horrible person for posting this before TJF can beta it, but I'm addicted to posting! Goddess forgive me.... I'll fix it later...

 

Why do you post the instant I leave the computer?!? Why?? Stupid Jag!!!

 

*laughs* I love your 'explaining' Ksotf *snicker* "There's been a space battle" that's it, end of explaining. *grin*

 

*invents a 'people read it' dance*
HJ: of course! isn't reader torture my job (we all know I'd never torture readers... I'm too spineless... my spinelessness rivals TJF's)
JM: see, I'm a lot funnier when I'm not writing story
okay, I've had my quota of fun for the day... HW time... *shudder*

 

Oh go home to see Daddy Jag- that way poor demented Kyp can console poor Jaina.



Hee hee.

 

PLJ: lol! He said he was staying, dang it... just because I like Kyp doesn't mean I'l let him be happy [face_trying_to_lie_and_failing]
okay, I had one reader respond that doesn't know me all that well... I'm spineless... no more HW for me... more writing

 

And things developed from there....

I thought you were a K/J shipper!

~Rogue

 

Rogue, you'll see... you'll see
or maybe I've been converted
and am now sadistic enough to enjoy Kyp's surrering
and suffering of K/J shippers at the loss of one of their own

 

ok...i sent the postie back to you, but forget it...doesn't really matter...JM's more brilliant than me anyway...wouldn't have caught anything she didn't catch...

~Trickster

 

Very, very nice. Just keeps getting better me thinks. And having Jag out of the picture makes things... promising.

 

ok...i sent the postie back to you, but forget it...doesn't really matter...JM's more brilliant than me anyway...wouldn't have caught anything she didn't catch...

TJF! Bad TJF! I'm sure you'd catch things I don't! *sticks her tongue out* that's why you Beta some stuff for me!


Can't wait for the next one Ksotf!

 

TJF! Bad TJF! I'm sure you'd catch things I don't! *sticks her tongue out* that's why you Beta some stuff for me!

noooooooooo...i read through some of your stuff beforehand, catch maybe one typo, get all awe-inspired by the way you write, and PM it back to you

~Trickster

 

The explaining was great!

And [face_shocked] what does Jag think he's doing, messing everything up for poor, demented Kyp?

Does this mean you'll need to change your username?

 

Ohw... evil posts! Poor Kyp.

Can't Jag just drop dead?

 

It would be nice, wouldn't it?

 

::crawls out from lurking::

SHHH!! Don't tell anyone I was here...Just had to say how much I love your story! Very cute! More soon?...

::crawls back into lurkdom::

SJ

 

Oh, I HATE it when a new K/J (or K/J/J) starts over the weekend and when I discover it, tons of people have already posted on it! It makes me look inattentive!

At least I call me 'sir' and 'Master'... actually that's probably a bad thing, too.

ROTFLMAO!! This story is hilarious!!

Dana

 

Great post KSoTF! How can you stand to write J/J mush?

 

TJF, brilliand goddess NO DISSING NO DISSING NO DISSING... DISS ME ALL YOU LIKE, BUT NO DISSING YOURSELF!!!! MY THREAD... MY RULES (finally)
TJP: thanks thaks thanks!!!!!... I think my best post was the first one, but that's me... it gets better, I assure you... I have some evil posts in this story
JM: we should just use the rule "TJF is always write. Except when she evaluates her oun writing"
TSM: LOL!!!! our poor, Kyp...
RS: maybe later
SoraJade wow! I had a lurker! and they de-lurked! it's amazing!!!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!
Dana: inattentive? doesn't make you look inattentive... *Dana posted on my thread! sorry, have to go jump up and down now* THANKS THANKS THANKS!!!!!!!!!
alain_bioras: mush? that wasn't mush... there will be mush... but that wasn't mush...