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Chic, IL Blatent Drive for Post #32,057

Discussion in 'Mid West Regional Discussion' started by Le_Penguin, Jan 6, 2005.

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  1. JediJeff13

    JediJeff13 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Uncle Hazzmatt, tell us about the birds and the bees again.
     
  2. Bosh_Talk

    Bosh_Talk Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Haz', you get fertilized eggs with the addition of a Rooster (or "cock" if you will). You get unfertilized eggs without.

    Bosh
    "Chewie, take the professor in the back and plug him into the hyperdrive."
     
  3. Schph_Gochi

    Schph_Gochi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    It's kinda like human women Uncle Haz...

    they "lay and egg" monthly....much smaller and no shell....
    if it gets fertilized.....little Hazmatts appear 9 months (give or take) later...

    if there is no fertilization....
    no little Hazmatts...

    :D
     
  4. DarthAstuart

    DarthAstuart Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Nov 28, 2000
    i don't think hazmatt's going to understand any reproductive analogy involving human women. better stick with the chickens.
     
  5. Bosh_Talk

    Bosh_Talk Jedi Padawan star 4

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    So Hazmatt put his bowling ball in the sink.

    Bosh
     
  6. Le_Penguin

    Le_Penguin Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Can we please try to limit these kinds of discussion to the off-topic threads instead of wasting everyone's time in this one?

    -Le Penguin
    "I have misplaced my pants."
     
  7. Bosh_Talk

    Bosh_Talk Jedi Padawan star 4

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    So Bob ended up spending the night in a wharehouse.

    Bosh
     
  8. Hazmatt

    Hazmatt Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Or was it a wherehouse?

    There house!
     
  9. DarthJurist

    DarthJurist Admin Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    OK, so he bought 10 chickens. Don't you need, <cough>, a rooster for the laying of eggs part?

    No rooster needed, the eggs will just be unfertilized. We have no intention of breeding chickens, and they have an annoying tendancy to crow all the time. It's a big subdivision, but we still need to keep the neighbors happy. ;)

    ~H~
     
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