Discussion in 'Chicago, IL' started by Le_Penguin, Jan 6, 2005.
Uncle Hazzmatt, tell us about the birds and the bees again.
Haz', you get fertilized eggs with the addition of a Rooster (or "cock" if you will). You get unfertilized eggs without.
"Chewie, take the professor in the back and plug him into the hyperdrive."
It's kinda like human women Uncle Haz...
they "lay and egg" monthly....much smaller and no shell....
if it gets fertilized.....little Hazmatts appear 9 months (give or take) later...
if there is no fertilization....
no little Hazmatts...
i don't think hazmatt's going to understand any reproductive analogy involving human women. better stick with the chickens.
So Hazmatt put his bowling ball in the sink.
Can we please try to limit these kinds of discussion to the off-topic threads instead of wasting everyone's time in this one?
"I have misplaced my pants."
So Bob ended up spending the night in a wharehouse.
Or was it a wherehouse?
OK, so he bought 10 chickens. Don't you need, <cough>, a rooster for the laying of eggs part?
No rooster needed, the eggs will just be unfertilized. We have no intention of breeding chickens, and they have an annoying tendancy to crow all the time. It's a big subdivision, but we still need to keep the neighbors happy.