Blatent drive for post #......er....what number are we on?

Discussion in 'Chicago, IL' started by JediJeff13, Aug 26, 2002.

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  1. JediJeff13 Jedi Master

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    I don't know if I ever posted these, but worth a good laugh all the same. My son actually pointed them out, courtesy of his school. They actually spend money on good crap - go figure:

    Lasers

    Flight

    Robots

    Good SW references. Oh - you are only allowed to watch 2 movies a day..... unless, by some chance, the cookie happens to get deleted over and over and over. It could happen. :)


    And I hope you're all taking notes, cuz there's gonna be a short quiz next period.
  2. Hazmatt Jedi Master

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    Nice. Of course, the airplane should have been "N1138", but still. Funny.
  3. JediJeff13 Jedi Master

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    Nov 27, 2000
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    I said the exact same thing, Raven....er....Haz.
  4. DarthJurist Admin Emeritus

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    Hey, no fair, that was, like, educational!

    I only watched the laser one, but yes, funny SW reference.
  5. Le_Penguin Jedi Youngling

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    we might as well just get the admins to rename this "blatnet drive for post on jillion" and be done with it until EpIII comes out... that is, unless they plan on switching over the entire message boards on us again.

    Boy, did that suck.

    -Le Penguin
    "A thousand pardons. I thought this was the john."
  6. JodoKast74 Jedi Master

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    Mar 10, 2001
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    Funny short movie, if you like "Monsters Inc".

    http://www.apple.com/trailers/disney/mikes_new_car.html
  7. JediJeff13 Jedi Master

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    How 'bout that!?!?!?!?


    Switching boards does suck, unless you're Tony Hawk. Then it looks cool, and can win you X-Games gold.
  8. JodoKast74 Jedi Master

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    Get your very own land speeder here!!

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1855415508
  9. Xmaveric Force Ghost

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    Don't even talk about switching message boards again :)
  10. JediJeff13 Jedi Master

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    Nov 27, 2000
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    HOLY ****!!!!

    Who was that?
  11. ThomSolo Jedi Master

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    ....some loser from South Bend, I think. He was following a Sheraton waiter named Jesus.

  12. CrazyMike JC Collecting Manager and RSA Canada

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    Where is that Jedi Jeff bum hanging out :)
  13. JediJeff13 Jedi Master

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    Who cares!

    Oh wait....that's me.



    Like I said - who cares.
  14. Le_Penguin Jedi Youngling

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    You sicken me.

    -Le Penguin
    "Improving Our World By Replacing You"
  15. Hazmatt Jedi Master

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    Wow. That's saying something. I've seen Penguin in his pajamas, and to think something would sicken him...<shudder>
  16. Bosh_Talk Jedi Master

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    Did they have little feet and bunny ears?
  17. Le_Penguin Jedi Youngling

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    Are you talking about me or my jammies?

    -Le Penguin
    "Does it hurt?"
    'It beeps.'
  18. NOT_JediJeff Jedi Master

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    Actually, we're trying to ignore you, but since you asked - yes.

    See you in hell.
  19. Le_Penguin Jedi Youngling

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    OK, so I went to see "Punch-Drunk Love" last night, and ended up saying something I was certain I'd never say in my life: "Gee, that was a really good Adam Sandler film."

    I'm still a little shaken by that concept.

    -Le Penguin
    "Pesto does not count as a vegetable!"
  20. Hazmatt Jedi Master

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    OK, I'll let this one slide, but if you start saying that you saw a good Pauly Shore movie, I'm going to have to call the men in the white coats.
  21. Leto II Jedi Master

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    OK, so I went to see "Punch-Drunk Love" last night, and ended up saying something I was certain I'd never say in my life: "Gee, that was a really good Adam Sandler film."

    I'm still a little shaken by that concept.
    Holy God.

    I'm in complete, 100 percent agreement with you, there. We went to see it a few nights back, and damned if it bluidie welle wasn't one of the best films I've seen in the last five years or so. And starring Adam Sandler, no less.

    You hear that noise...??

    Those are the polar bears having snowball fights down in Hell.

    I'm still utterly dazed. In a good way, though.
  22. Bosh_Talk Jedi Master

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    Yeah, I've heard nothing but good stuff about this movie.
  23. JediJeff13 Jedi Master

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    I think Leo is talking to all the fanboys out there.... :)


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    A sign from the heavens will guide your every waking moment for the foreseeable future. It will be a sign telling you about The WB's hot new show Greetings From Tucson.

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    Although you've always wondered if this is all there is to life, it's not like you've done anywhere near all of this in the first place.

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    You'll continue to encounter long silences after uttering your trademark catchphrase, "Who f***ed a chicken in here?"

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    You'd chew through piles of the dead for a smile from a pretty girl, which is fortunate.

    Virgo: (Aug. 23?Sept. 22)
    You're not even the greatest lover in the food court, which is what you get for working at Barry White's Supperteria.

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    An unusually reticent Satan will take you to a somewhat high place and, in exchange for your allegiance, offer to make you treasurer of all you survey.

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    You like to think you can be relied on to do the right thing in a crisis. Well, enjoy your last few days of believing that, pants-wetting panic bunny.

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    Next week will feature family scandal, almost a dozen murders, a drowned girlfriend, and lots of manic depression, yet it's not in any way based on Hamlet.

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    Unfortunately, there are only "kill or cure" solutions to your problem, but, hey, anything's better than hiccups.

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  24. JodoKast74 Jedi Master

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    I'm a little behind the times but I finally got to see the "Conan O'Brien Show" when Triumph the Insult Dog interviewed the NY lineup. Friggin hilarious!!!

    One of the best parts.....

    Triumph: Ok, time for some trivia. What substance was Han Solo frozen in?

    Line up: Carbonite!!

    Triumph: No, no. Very sorry. The correct answer is,"Who gives a 'bleep'?"
  25. Le_Penguin Jedi Youngling

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    Nov 26, 2000
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    More movie news:

    Micheal Moore's "Bowling for Columbine" may be the best film of the year... perhaps the best film of the past few years. However, it's also one of the most numbing, depressing films I've ever seen. Despite his attempts to keep the film from becoming _too_ cynical, I left the theater feeling like I was carrying a 400lb. lead weight of futility. I highly reccommend seeing the movie, but do yourself a favor and plan on doing something nice afterwards like getting ice cream or playing with a puppy... you're going to need it.

    -Le Penguin
    "I didn't wanna hurt you,
    But you're pretty when you cry"
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