Blatent drive for post #......er....what number are we on?

Discussion in 'Chicago, IL' started by JediJeff13, Aug 26, 2002.

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  1. DarthAstuart Jedi Master

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    there are, of course, no profanity restrictions at the Chicago Force Holonet, should you feel the need to swear.

    i'd also be happy to purr expletives into the phone for anyone willing to pay my rather exorbitant fees. pm for more details.
  2. Fett402 Jedi Knight

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    May 3, 2005
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    How come I never heard of this site?
  3. Hazmatt Jedi Master

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    Aug 16, 2002
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    You must be deaf, dumb, and blind.

    You sure do play a mean pinball, though. Sense of smell. Who would have guessed?
  4. ThomSolo Jedi Master

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    Apr 21, 2002
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    Gratuitous profanity is one of the mainstays of Chicago Force. That and pot roast.

    Mmmmmmm, pot roast!
  5. Texxun_raider Jedi Knight

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    pot roast sounds good right now jeff. i'm cold and don't feel good. hey, how do you know if you have an ulcer?
  6. Hazmatt Jedi Master

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    A big hole in the lining of your stomach is a good clue. That, and vomiting blood.

    (OK, seriously, I think one symptom is a burning stomach-ache, possilby when you are stressed, that goes away after you eat, but don't quote me)
  7. Texxun_raider Jedi Knight

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    ok well he don't know what is wrong with me so i get 2 medications and have to have an ultrasound next week. wish me luck. but the pot roast still sounds good. he told me NO caffine or chocolate. i think he is nuts. what woman can live without chocolate?
  8. Fett402 Jedi Knight

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    wait, wait, wait...women love chocolate?




    --and sorry to hear you're not feeling to well Tex...good luck w/ the whole doctor thing....I personally hate them all.
  9. Texxun_raider Jedi Knight

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    fett, i agree with the whole doc thing. after having the blood work done, doing the ultra sound, and taking all my meds the stupid doctor has no clue what is wrong with me. so now i can go get a new script that will cost $108. i don't think so. any other suggestions guys?
  10. Hazmatt Jedi Master

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    I dunno. What are your symptoms? You wanted to know about ulcers, but I am guessing that's not it?
  11. Texxun_raider Jedi Knight

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    no it's not an ulcer. i had an ultrasound done on my gallbladder and there's nothing wrong. i am one of those people who can go to 3 different doctors and come out with no diagnosis. i stump even the good doctors. oh well. i will just have to live with it.
  12. Fett402 Jedi Knight

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    Thats horse manure!! (I really want to say the CORRECT word...) Doctors can go bend over backwards and have thousands of neddles fly up their black hole!!

    I wish I could point ya in the right direction...but I'm no good with my own self....
  13. JediJeff13 Jedi Master

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    Maybe you have a bun in the oven.....

    :D
  14. Texxun_raider Jedi Knight

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    ummmm NO. not yet. our 2 year old is still in the potty training phase. but by her 3rd birthday i hope to have another. then someone's gettin fixed!
  15. Fett402 Jedi Knight

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    Should we start a poll to see which one will get fixed? Or is that already predetermined...you know what...nevermind...dont wanna know...

    /blush
    /SLAP
    /cry

    I'm sorry.... :)
  16. Hazmatt Jedi Master

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    My vote is for Jeff.
  17. MusicTrooper Force Ghost

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    pains in the Tummy area, are the most difficult to figure out.

    I do not know anyone, who got a quick/easy answer, and all were
    unhappy with the solution when the problems were found.

    for myself, after many......censored.....tests,
    eventually went to the internet and just began plugging in my
    symptoms and guessing at what might be a good test to
    eleminate possiblities I was suspicious of and my doctors (round and round)
    were not.

    It got to the point where I did not care who paid or even approved
    my hairbrained (or I do not advise this) ideas of what test I should have.

    Eventually, I embarrased my doctor with a requested test,
    ...most of my tummy pains come from GERD.....which that test reveled.

    Back to the internet to learn about this and also some clases at I.U.
    have helped me a lot.......

    Best of luck to you on your quest to learn what the heck is going on.
    It can be one thing or combinations....

    NOTE: If it is ulcers.......well......most caused by a virus and can be cured!
    Page 32 Suntimes 10-4-05......I learned about this long ago at a class at I.U.
    2 Australians will get Nobel Prize for this.........and all those years doctors
    said it was spicy food and stress.......hhhhhmmmmmm
  18. Fett402 Jedi Knight

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    I think we should all become doctors...they get paid lots of money to know jack shiznit about whats wrong with us! I have been to multiple docs about my back problems, and EVERY one of them says something different...even when looking at the same frickin MRI!!

    There has to be some internet thing where we can get some kind of liscense (fake or real) and open up the Chicago Force Health Center...we take care of nothing, but you still pay us...

    ...I think I'll end here...

  19. Lothos Jedi Knight

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    I'm a doctor...

    <.<



    >.>

    Now swallow these....*Hands Fett many differently colored capsules*
  20. kosure Jedi Knight

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    *he's probablly all hopped up on goodballs*
  21. Fett402 Jedi Knight

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    My mommy told me never to take candy from a stranger... She didn't say anything about pills though!! I only want the red ones!! The rest we can feed to the dog. [face_skull]
  22. DarthJurist Admin Emeritus

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    I may have found one of my Christmas presents, now I only have to find someone that loves me enough to buy if for me.

    Calvin & Hobbs

    ~H~
  23. Fett402 Jedi Knight

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  24. JediAutobot Force Ghost

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    First Reaction:
    :eek:

    Second Reaction:
    =P~

    I want this.
  25. JediJeff13 Jedi Master

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    Two things:

    - Damn you monkeys
    - goat.....beware of MaraJadeSkywalkerFF

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