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  1. JodoKast74

    JodoKast74 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    http://www.sodapopstop.com/

    For those hard to shop for and love their sodey pop.
     
  2. Le_Penguin

    Le_Penguin Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Two of the Ramones, Jam Master Jay, and now Joe...

    http://www.cnn.com/2002/SHOWBIZ/Music/12/23/britain.strummer/index.html

    -Le Penguin
    "but if I stay it will be double"
     
  3. JodoKast74

    JodoKast74 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/t3/

    Latest Terminator 3 trailer!!!
     
  4. ThomSolo

    ThomSolo Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "Hello. Welcome to Bun-Bun's Theatre of Whores. Oh, wait. I misread this. It says Theatre of 'Horrors', not 'Whores'. OK, so this story just got 400% less interesting."

    Did you ever get the feeling that some--if not all--cats are actually children of Satan?

    If so, than this is for you! :) Click the link and start reading...

     
  5. JodoKast74

    JodoKast74 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    When merchandising has no limits........

    http://www.huggyjesus.com/
     
  6. Mos_Eisleian_Radio

    Mos_Eisleian_Radio Jedi Master star 4

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    JodoKast's Soda Pop Stop link reminded me of this website, chronicling the most important scientific research of our time.

    Phil
     
  7. NOT_JediJeff

    NOT_JediJeff Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Dec 18, 2000
    Oh great. You are all still here.



    Nothing like the fat man wrecking yet another Christmas for me. Bastard.
     
  8. JediAutobot

    JediAutobot Jedi Master star 4

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    Dec 3, 2000
    I thought we killed him at the Christmas party?
     
  9. Strong_Bad

    Strong_Bad Jedi Youngling

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    Dec 30, 2002
    How 'bout it? Dat guy is a moron.
     
  10. JediAutobot

    JediAutobot Jedi Master star 4

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    Dec 3, 2000
    Hmmm... I just noticed that ThomSolo has the WGN version of Chicagoforce.ORG as part of his sig.
     
  11. ThomSolo

    ThomSolo Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Not anymore... :p
     
  12. JediJeff13

    JediJeff13 Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    *Yet again, a bad week for the Sagitarians.*


    Aries: (March 21?April 19)
    Narrow-mindedness and jealousy on the part of your coworkers will lead them to denounce your neckties.

    Taurus: (April. 20?May 20)
    All of your hard work and planning will come to nothing if you don't remember to wipe your prints off the tire iron.

    Gemini: (May 21?June 21)
    Even the mighty Ozymandias was brought low by time. If possible, live your life without this mysterious phenomenon.

    Cancer: (June 22?July 22)
    Cancer and the StarCrab logo are the property of Zodiacorp Enterprises and may not be used without the company's express written permission.

    Leo: (July 23?Aug. 22)
    Though you appreciate the undergarment-related efforts of Inspector 12, it's unsettling when her little sticker starts showing up all over your house.

    Virgo: (Aug. 23?Sept. 22)
    Your attempt to revolutionize the world of art backfires when you realize that people have been photographing naked ladies for years.

    Libra: (Sept. 23?Oct. 23)
    Your outgoing nature, sweet temperament, and love of family are in no way evident outside of your description as a Libra.

    Scorpio: (Oct. 24?Nov. 21)
    Though you've tried to impose your full will upon them, you still lack control over the inhabitants of your aquarium.

    Sagittarius: (Nov. 22?Dec. 21)
    It's not true that no one hears your cries for help. They hear and ignore your cries for help.

    Capricorn: (Dec. 22?Jan. 19)
    Your plan to put on a fun dance show to raise money will save your financially threatened strip club.

    Aquarius: (Jan. 20?Feb. 18)
    Earth magick is strong in your sign this week. You know, if there were such a thing as **** magick, it'd probably be pretty strong in your sign, too.

    Pisces: (Feb. 19?March 20)
    It's true that Pisces is a water sign, but that won't help you survive the crushing black depths of the Marianas Trench.
     
  13. JodoKast74

    JodoKast74 Jedi Padawan star 4

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  14. Hazmatt

    Hazmatt Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Why Geocitites took away his website:

    "The web site you are trying to access has exceeded its allocated data transfer."
     
  15. JodoKast74

    JodoKast74 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    It does that once in awhile. It's working now.
     
  16. NOT_JediJeff

    NOT_JediJeff Jedi Youngling star 1

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    This one is perfect. All you SW nuts must be either Capricorn or Pisces.

    Losers.

    ***************
    Aries: (March 21?April 19)
    You will be honored but embarrassed when Nobel Peace Prize winner Jimmy Carter visits you to "see if further trouble can be avoided."

    Taurus: (April. 20?May 20)
    It's time to admit that you would be far better off living in a reputable rest home, despite being a healthy 28-year-old.

    Gemini: (May 21?June 21)
    You'll feel a greater sense of security once you finally get used to the strain of holding that ax over your head all day long.

    Cancer: (June 22?July 22)
    There's trouble at work again this week as you continue to be undermined by your smarter, more charismatic black Secretary of State.

    Leo: (July 23?Aug. 22)
    They think they've won, but take heart: Only you know that they haven't found all the nurses yet.

    Virgo: (Aug. 23?Sept. 22)
    The pain of your loss will fade with time, but every now and then you'll swear you can still feel it itching.

    Libra: (Sept. 23?Oct. 23)
    Now that he's hit everything else, John Updike has no choice but to write about you.

    Scorpio: (Oct. 24?Nov. 21)
    While it's true that you're a sharecropper's son, it's because you forced your father to take up sharecropping at the expense of his lucrative banking career.

    Sagittarius: (Nov. 22?Dec. 21)
    Accept it: She's dead, and nothing you can do will ever bring her back. Except, of course, for the Lazarus serum--but you promised her you wouldn't...

    Capricorn: (Dec. 22?Jan. 19)
    Though you never intended to be a role model for children, you must admit that your grindingly dull life makes you a pretty decent one.

    Aquarius: (Jan. 20?Feb. 18)
    In spite of the praise, accolades, and awards, you can't shake the suspicion that they paid the caterer more.

    Pisces: (Feb. 19?March 20)
    Sure, life may seem pretty dark, but wonderful things are going to happen any minute now. Any minute now. Any minute now. Any minute now.
     
  17. JediJeff13

    JediJeff13 Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    For this week, I am a donut-loving crab! :D

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    Aries: (March 21?April 19)
    The stars will soon be in a unique alignment, revealing a mysterious sign in the heavens. Which sounds impressive but means you'll be able to see a birdie.

    Taurus: (April. 20?May 20)
    You will never again be able to live in peace due to the enduring and seductive power of your moose call.

    Gemini: (May 21?June 21)
    You will spend three frustrating weeks trying to incorporate the word "evanescent" into a sentence.

    Cancer: (June 22?July 22)
    Usually, this stuff happens in movie theaters, so you're pretty surprised when two hours of sexy, suspense-filled action come to a bakery near you.

    Leo: (July 23?Aug. 22)
    Your discovery of an unabridged dictionary will take much of the fun and creativity out of Scrabble.

    Virgo: (Aug. 23?Sept. 22)
    Just so you know: If you speak fluent Farsi and have a thorough knowledge of Middle Eastern culture but don't like travel, it's a good time to keep your mouth shut.

    Libra: (Sept. 23?Oct. 23)
    It might be heartfelt, but your long, freeform version of "Old Man River" will get your lily-white ass laughed off the stage.

    Scorpio: (Oct. 24?Nov. 21)
    Just because that man is dead and in his grave doesn't mean you can go around squeezing the Charmin as much as you please.

    Sagittarius: (Nov. 22?Dec. 21)
    You haven't worn it since college, but don't be surprised when your old suit still fits. It is made of rubber, after all.

    Capricorn: (Dec. 22?Jan. 19)
    Actually, "mannickjore" refers to the white-necked stork of the Indian subcontinent, more commonly known to white settlers as the "beefsteak bird."

    Aquarius: (Jan. 20?Feb. 18)
    It was nice of Utah Jazz great Karl Malone to visit you in the hospital, though you are not sick and easily could have entertained him at home.

    Pisces: (Feb. 19?March 20)
    Something big is in your future. Please be sure to note the absence of any specific positives.
     
  18. Le_Penguin

    Le_Penguin Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Sometimes, there really isn't more than meets the eye...

    http://www.brunching.com/morethan.html

    -Le Penguin
    "Chipwich!"
     
  19. JediJeff13

    JediJeff13 Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    MMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmonkeys!

    *************************************
    Aries: (March 21?April 19)
    The media will proclaim you the new John F. Kennedy for your charisma, sense of style, and massive gunshot wound to the back of the head.

    Taurus: (April. 20?May 20)
    Your concern over what kind of mother you'll be is admirable, not to mention rare for such a young man.

    Gemini: (May 21?June 21)
    You'll continue to question your faith in a God who would allow the Tampa Bay Buccaneers to win the Super Bowl.

    Cancer: (June 22?July 22)
    You're proud of your conviction that rules were made to be broken, but it might be wise to keep this from the prosecuting attorney.

    Leo: (July 23?Aug. 22)
    All the wishing in the world can't bring your dead mother back to life, but animal sacrifices have been known to work wonders.

    Virgo: (Aug. 23?Sept. 22)
    They say lightning never strikes the same place twice, but that doesn't mean you should feel comfortable once you're out of the hospital.

    Libra: (Sept. 23?Oct. 23)
    You will finally be cleared of wrongdoing in the infamous "Bloodbath At Bala Hissar," when the Royal British Marines admit it happened 130 years before you were born.

    Scorpio: (Oct. 24?Nov. 21)
    You'll run up against a problem that all the charm in the world can't solve, so it's a good thing you haven't got any.

    Sagittarius: (Nov. 22?Dec. 21)
    You're one of the rare people who's willing to die for what you believe in, which is strange because you mostly just believe in using as many coupons as possible.

    Capricorn: (Dec. 22?Jan. 19)
    It's nice that you enjoyed the chicken pot pie, chips, and beer, but the genie was surprised you didn't try the old "wishing for more wishes" trick.

    Aquarius: (Jan. 20?Feb. 18)
    Next week is a good one for romance in the workplace, but why they always have to use your office is beyond you.

    Pisces: (Feb. 19?March 20)
    The incident-reconstruction specialists will thank you for the chance to work with so many monkeys.
     
  20. Schph_Gochi

    Schph_Gochi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    whew....as a Libra...if feels good to be vindicated!

    so what if it took 130 years....
     
  21. Hazmatt

    Hazmatt Jedi Padawan star 4

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    OK, with my baldness, my get gets cold very easily. I mean it's, like, cold all the time. And before you ask, yes, I wear a hat. There is still this constant brain-freeze headache. It's started to make me grumpy.

    You know how they breed Doberman's to have smaller skulls, so they have a headache all the time and it makes them agressive? I am starting to understand the whole "bald man are tough" image. It's not that they are tougher or meaner, they just have a frickin' headache all the time, and they are in a bad mood. You could probably win a fight with an entire motorcycle gang with one bottle of codiene.
     
  22. JediAutobot

    JediAutobot Jedi Master star 4

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    Ok, what's the name of the giant green rabbit from the Marvel comics? I know it starts with a J, right?
     
  23. Hazmatt

    Hazmatt Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Google tells me it was "Jaxxon".
     
  24. JediAutobot

    JediAutobot Jedi Master star 4

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    All Hail Google, and the High Priest Hazmatt!
     
  25. JediJeff13

    JediJeff13 Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Nov 27, 2000

    Personally, I contantly mistake her with a Asian elephant, but that could just mean that I need to change my contacts.

    ******************************************
    Aries: (March 21?April 19)
    You will soon be forced to admit that your entire emotional range can be conveyed with a set of cleverly arranged punctuation marks.

    Taurus: (April. 20?May 20)
    The Spam Museum will seem a lot less fun and kitschy when you are put on permanent display.

    Gemini: (May 21?June 21)
    Though it's true that you live a life of quiet desperation, with the right shabby clothes and scruffy beard, it could get you all the chicks.

    Cancer: (June 22?July 22)
    There will be no monuments or memorials to mark your tragic and violent death during next week's bloody revolution in floor coverings.

    Leo: (July 23?Aug. 22)
    Religious turmoil looms large in your future as a vengeful God once again refuses to bless that mess.

    Virgo: (Aug. 23?Sept. 22)
    You will finally acknowledge that being known as "America's Best-Kept Secret In Horribly Deformed Freaks" is kind of a mixed blessing.

    Libra: (Sept. 23?Oct. 23)
    This week's mishap won't set your zookeeping career back much. Anyone could have mistaken Tyne Daly for a majestic silverback lowland gorilla.

    Scorpio: (Oct. 24?Nov. 21)
    You don't want anything to come between you and your cats. Luckily, given your obesity and the tininess of your trailer, it's not physically possible.

    Sagittarius: (Nov. 22?Dec. 21)
    You will be faced with the unenviable task of telling somebody that they have lost that loving feeling without breaking into song.

    Capricorn: (Dec. 22?Jan. 19)
    While it's true that love means different things to different people, you'll be saddened by how many people think it includes shiny objects.

    Aquarius: (Jan. 20?Feb. 18)
    Newton's laws say that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction, proving he knew nothing about women.

    Pisces: (Feb. 19?March 20)
    An unusual series of events will teach you to never underestimate the abilities of a master Ninja or pastry chef.
     
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