Chic, IL Blatnet drive to post #5000

Amber don't be mad because I got the 5000th post. It only means I'm the king of the universe and I'm the biggest Star Wars fan in the history of......gravity!!!

I'd like to thank all the little people who helped me achieve this great....achievement. Like all the little people who wrote the other (unremarkable) 4,879 posts.

You may all clap now.

 

Don't be silly, I'm not mad that you got
the 5,000 post. It's only right that one
of the long-time regulars got it.

I'm mad that you got the 4,999 post.
That's the one I wanted! lol

 

I never watched Sopranos, so I couldn't start to guess.

Nor would I really care for that matter. Fett's a wussy.

<tick......tick.......tick......waiting for Femme's reply.....tick.....tick.....tick......>

 

I guess in most respects, it's an apples-n-oranges kind of comparison between the two. I picked the matchup mainly because when it comes to pure intimidation factors, those two guys are really in a league of their own.

Anyway, I'm off to sunny Florida for a few dayts to visit some family. My goal is to drunkenly vomit at the Contry Bear Jamboree... and maybe the Hall of Presidents, too. Wish me luck.

-Le Penguin
"Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy: Surly."
'Sorry, Surly.'
"Shut up."

 

I'm a big supporter of malicious vomitting.

Jeff, you suck. I'll send you a nickel for using your line too.

 

He has that phrase trademarked now!

Great, I owe him like...35 cents.

 

Hmmmm, it seems to me that these two guys would get along just fine. I'm sure that Tony would have plenty-o-jobs for Fett.

The real question is who'd win out over Jabba The Hutt and Tony Soprano.

 

Jabba versus Tony Soprano?

I can tell you one thing. Tony would definitely fire off a classic one-liner like the one he used on Bobby Baccala, a particularly large crony of his with a dim wit:

"Maybe you should try eating salads for a change."

then he would pop a cap into jabba's head and it would be done.

 

If I had a nickel for everytime I heard that, Femme........

Jabba vs Tony, eh? Hmmmm.....I think I'd vote for the Hutt, using the same criteria as before - never seen a single minute of the Sopranos. And now you know why I get denied every grant I ever ask for from the gov't.

Projectile vomiting all over auto-animatronic Liver-Lips McGrowl? Hmmmm..... might look something like this----->

[image=http://www.chicagoforce.org/users/JediJeff/bobatdisney.jpg]

Ahhhhhh crap, I kill myself. At least I'm laughing - the heck with the rest of you if you're not!

 

Gee Bob, I didn't realize that you were a lead singer of a "Hard" Rock band!!

Jedilars

 

***Look At This!!!***


[image=http://www.theforce.net/snowboards/icons/sidious01.gif]

Isn't my icon beautiful!?!?!?

 

Well, I thought I'd change mine to the "dark" Jaina...

 

"Beware the fury of a patient man."

Friggin Country Bear Jamboree was closed on the day I went.

At least I was able to avoid the Small World ride.

What kind of sick ****, blind or not, forces his seeing eye dog to ride the Teacups with him?

I'll post some pix when my scanner decides to start working again.

Tha reminds me, I pretty much sold my soul for an entirely new system over the weekend. It's coming with XP installed, and I've heard some pretty good things about the OS so far. Any thoughts? Reccommendations? Warnings? No matter what, it can't be worse than WinME... what a pile that was...

-Le Penguin
"Does it hurt?"
'It' beeps.'

 

Don't remind of of ME. Still using it......if that's what you want to call what I do yelling at it daily cuz of the f#%$ed up **** it does.

Talk to Mav on XP - he loves it.

 

For anyone who's interested, the incredibly talented Alex Ross will be in town at Chicago Comics this Saturday. All the info can be found here...

http://www.alexrossart.com/ross.htm

Turns out he's also going to be in South Bend shortly after that, so you corn-fed lurkers will get your chance to meet him, too.

-Le Penguin
"I'm gonna take this itty bitty world by storm,
An I'm just gettin warm!"

 

This may have already made the rounds elsewhere, but it's warrants another look:

http://towel.blinkenlights.nl/services.html

click the Starwars Asciimation link... fun stuff. Easily on the same level as the madman who made the entire saga with the Red Meat Generator.

-Le Penguin
"I have no approach vector! I'm not set!"

... I still hear that in my darkest nightmares

 

Absolutely perfect...

http://www.lego.com/studios/screening/movie.asp?title=montypython

-Le Penguin
"I'm 37!"

 

George Harrison.

25 February 1943 - 29 November 2001

-Le Penguin
"While my guitar gently weeps..."

 

I'm still trying to remember the lyrics to the song, "I've Got My Mind Set On You".


Even though he was the 'silent Beatle' he was my favorite next to Paul.

 

I look at you all see the love there that's sleeping
While my guitar gently weeps
I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping
Still my guitar gently weeps
I don't know why nobody told you how to unfold your love
I don't know how someone controlled you
They bought and sold you

I look at the world and I notice it's turning
While my guitar gently weeps
With every mistake we must surely be learning
Still my guitar gently weeps
I don't know how you were diverted
You were perverted too
I don't know how you were inverted
No one alerted you

I look at you all see the love there that's sleeping
While my guitar gently weeps
Look at you all....
Still my guitar gently weeps

- While My Guitar Gently Weeps

 

Have my love it fits you like a glove
Join my dream tell me yes
Bail out should there be a mess
The pieces you don't need are mine

Take my time I'll show you cloud nine
Take my smile and my heart
Baby yours from the start
The piece you don't need are mine

Have my love use it while it does you good
Share my highs but the times
That it hurts pay no mind
The pieces you don't need are mine

I'll see you there on cloud nine

Take my hope maybe even share a joke
If there's good to be shown
You may make it all your own
And if you want to quit that's fine

While you're out looking for cloud nine

oooooh cloud nine

- Cloud Nine

 

Back then long time ago when grass was green
Woke up in a daze
Arrived like strangers in the night
Fab!
Long time ago when we was fab
Fab!
Back when was income tax was all we had

Caresses feast you in the morning light
Casualties at dawn
And we did it all
Fab!
Long time ago when we was fab
Fab!
In my world you are my only love

And while you're in this world
The fuzz gonna come and claim you
But you're more better wise
When the buzz gonna come and take you away
Take you away...
Take you away...

The microscopes that magnified the tears
Started once and all
Still the life flowed on and on
Fab!
Long time ago when we was fab
Fab!
But it's all over now baby blue

Fab!
Long time ago when we was fab
Fab!
Like this all over you said to me
Fab!
And you really got a hold on me
Fab!
Long time ago when we was fab

- When We Was Fab

 

Here comes the sun
Here comes the sun and I say
It's all right

Little darling it's been a long cold lonely winter
Little darling it feels like years since it's been here
Here comes the sun
Here comes the sun and I say
It's all right

Little darling the smiles returning to the faces
Little darling it feels like years since it's been here
Here comes the sun
Here comes the sun and I say
It's all right

Sun sun sun here it comes
Sun sun sun here it comes
Sun sun sun here it comes
Sun sun sun here it comes
Sun sun sun here it comes

Little darling I feel that ice is slowly melting
Little darling it seems like years since its been clear
Here comes the sun
Here comes the sun and I say
It's all right

Here comes the sun
Here comes the sun
It's all right

It's all right

- Here Comes The Sun

 

Precious words drift away from their meaning
And the sun melts the chill from our lives
Helping us all to remember
What we came here for
This is love
This is la-la-la-la-love
This is love
This is la-la-la-la-love

Little things that will change you forever
May appear from way out of the blue
Making fools of everybody
Who don't understand
This is love
This is la-la-la-la-love
This is love
This is la-la-la-la-love

This is love
This is love

This is love
This is la-la-la-la-love

Since our problems have been our own creations
They also can be overcome
When we use the power provided
Free to everyone
This is love
This is la-la-la-la-love
This is love
This is la-la-la-la-love

This is love
This is la-la-la-la-love
This is love
This is la-la-la-la-love
This is love
This is la-la-la-la-love

- This Is Love

 

Sign of the Apocalypse....



HEE-HAW!!!