Rocky M, NC Blue Milk: Milkinater

So sayeth the Iron Chef Wampa.

 

/sigh

Joe-das at it again....

 

Grapefruits are not grapes or fru... well bananas are herbs so there... and grapefruits are nasty.

Lod-Reh SaJon ~
"If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force. If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."

 

Nah, put a bit of sugar on them, and they are good to go!

 

Daily Wisdom: "Be careful reading health books, you might die of a misprint." ~ DMH

Lod-Reh SaJon ~
"If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force. If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."

 

To quote a great thinker of our time, "Some people should mistake glue sticks for chapstick."

Lod-Reh SaJon ~
"If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force. If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."

 

Thought for the day: Whoever said that the pen is mightier than the sword had obviously never pissed off a guy with a sword.

 

I have always hated that statement. Well put, Entropy.

 

How about this Entropy and Riff: "The Uzi is mightier than the sword."

Lod-Reh SaJon ~
"If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force. If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."

 

Cant find an argument for that!

 

It's been a trying day. Remind me when I see you next and I'll explain.

 

Roger that.

 

Weird. You wrote "Roger that" and a guy named Roger walked into the office.... Strange...

(OK, his name is Robert, but that's close enough... Something strange going on...)

 

I'm psychic, what can I say?

 

I know it's rude to point out spelling errors, but I think what you meant to type was "psychotic".

PS - You?re welcome.

 

Ah, whoops! My fault, thanks Entropy!

 

No problem. I think we all knew what you meant. Just figured I'ld make it clear.

 

/stops sharpening the 6 or 7 knives he keeps hidden upon himself at all times and looks up...


Thanks, buddy. Hehehehe.....

 

I hate to ask but where would you keep 6 or 7 sharp knives? And why is it 6 or 7 does one get stuck every now and again?

Lod-Reh SaJon ~
"If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force. If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."

 

Oooooh, snap! What happened? Lodreh happened!

 

It depends on what I am wearing, as to whether its 6 or 7. And hiding them is very easy, actually. I just use the blades to make small incisions in my epidermis, and slide them in there like little pockets. Muwahahahahaha!

 

So how many do you put in that anal pocket?

Lod-Reh SaJon ~
"If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force. If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."

 

You going to be at Jimmys tonight, Lodreh?

/evil grin

 

Most likely not... though a group of us are meeting at Chico's around 5:45 to catch a bite before the double feature... so anyone interested in seeing them can phone me for all the details. (252) 443-7368 if before 5:00 (ask for Jason) and (252) 266-5727 after five.

Lod-Reh SaJon ~
"If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force. If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."

 

I might make it for dinner, but not the movie. I've got some housekeeping and budgeting I need to do before I leave tomorrow and I want to make sure to get plenty of rest tonight.