Blue milk on a wall...

100 bottles of blue milk sitting on a wall

100 bottles of blue milk sitting on a wall

and if one bottle of blue milk should accidently fall...

there'll be 99 bottles sitting on a wall




Sing with me...

 

*Jumps into thread still in Batman outfit*

Now then Scout, was it an accident?
Throwing bottles off walls is dangerous to other citizens.
I trust you have learned your lesson?


*Exits thread in Batmobile*

 

of course it was an accident


99 bottles of blue milk sitting on a wall

99 bottles of blue milk sitting on a wall

and if one bottle of blue milk should accidently fall...

there'll be 98 bottles sitting on a wall

See another totally freak bottle falling incident

 

*Bursts through door*

I heard a bottle hit the floor with my Bat-hearing.

I'm watching you Scout.

[To self] possibly a foe worse than The Joker, I must watch this one ...


COME ROBIN ...

 

would I do such a thing.

hang on a moment


STALKER!!!


98 bottles of blue milk sitting on a wall

98 bottles of blue milk sitting on a wall

and if one bottle of blue milk should accidently fall...

there'll be 97 bottles sitting on a wall

 

That was said a lot at night in the bat cave...

 

I shall have to report you to the Chief ...
Sexual inuendos are frowned upon in Gotham.

*Runs off shouting*
JAIRENNNNNNNNNN!

 

does the stork bring Gotham babies then?

 

No Scout, but that is a conversation for your parents to have with you.
I may be a hero, but it is not my place.

Be kind to everyone kids.

*Jumps out of window onto Batbike ... and pedals away*

 

Bye bye Jimbo man



97 bottles of blue milk sitting on a wall

97 bottles of blue milk sitting on a wall

and if one bottle of blue milk should accidently fall...

there'll be 96 bottles sitting on a wall

 

Wait...BlueBrick!!!

 

I think the Blue-Milkman is doing your missus, mate!

 

Boy, this thread couldn't even go one post without becoming completely de-railed.

 

since when did batman have super hearing

 

Not super hearing young James, Bat-hearing.
Bats are renounded for their ability to hear very well.

 

Hey I'd be the missus



96 bottles of blue milk sitting on a wall

96 bottles of blue milk sitting on a wall

and if one bottle of blue milk should accidently fall...

there'll be 95 bottles sitting on a wall

 

Scout, many more of these 'accidents' and there will be trouble.

Just look at the mess you have made.
Blue milk and glass everywhere!

Teenagers ... pfffffft!

 

95 bottles of blue milk sitting on a wall

95 bottles of blue milk sitting on a wall

and if one bottle of blue milk should accidently fall...

there'll be 94 bottles sitting on a wall

the only thing i can think of that come in blue bottles is a certain sherry!!!

 

wahey another blue milk bottle off the waller



94 bottles of blue milk sitting on a wall

94 bottles of blue milk sitting on a wall

and if one bottle of blue milk should accidently fall...

there'll be 93 bottles sitting on a wall

 

93 bottles of blue milk sitting on a wall

93 bottles of blue milk sitting on a wall

and if one bottle of blue milk should accidently fall...

there'll be 92 bottles sitting on a wall

 

92 bottles of blue milk sitting on a wall

92 bottles of blue milk sitting on a wall

and if one bottle of blue milk should accidently fall...

there'll be 91 bottles sitting on a wall

 

91 bottles of blue milk sitting on a wall

91 bottles of blue milk sitting on a wall

and if one bottle of blue milk should accidently fall...

there'll be 90 bottles sitting on a wall

 

90 bottles of blue milk sitting on a wall

90 bottles of blue milk sitting on a wall

and if one bottle of blue milk should accidently fall...

there'll be 89 bottles sitting on a wall

 

89 bottles of blue milk sitting on a wall

89 bottles of blue milk sitting on a wall

and if one bottle of blue milk should accidently fall...

there'll be 88 bottles sitting on a wall