Syra, NY !!!BLUE MILK SALOON!!!

Welcome to Blue Milk Saloon. Come in, sit down, order whatever you want, but we only serve blue milk. Gambling is allowed, be assured that any money put into the Sabacc pot becomes the soul property of the Blue Milk Saloon. .......BMS Brought to you by your friendly neighborhood Chissman...JMM


P.S. We are not liable for any and all injuries that will occur during your occupation of our premises.

 

:enters bar, looks around........appears empty:

"Hello JMM glad to see you made it to our part of the galaxy! I will have my usual Double bluemudslide!"

:looks around hoping someone comes in soon to play sabacc:

 

"Greetings, Strawbary, seems like yee art alone so far, with the exception of our NPC denziens of course. Hmmm, double bluemilkmudslide coming right up! Or down, depending on your height, "

 

Sesfan, checking in. Pass me a blue milk on the rocks and we'll see what sort of action happens in this place....

 

i tagged along w/ses. hows bizness jmm

 

:looks up with pleasant smile:
"glad to see some more people in here!"
Bluemudslides for everyone!"

 

::takes out lightsaber and burns blue mudslide::

 

woah!! watch out!! you almost made me a 2-piece!!!!!

 

Thanks Strawbary. Excellent drinks, these. How'd you get the secret recepie, Mazzara? Kill anyone?

 

nah he wouldn't stoop down to kill someone himself JMM is sophisticated................ he'd hire someone to do the job

 

Yes, much to sophisticated. I leave it up to my former padawan's, such Thingbwudonloaknashik, who is about to lop off the head of that Corn Free Ta who dared to desecrate one of my mudslides....Sorry, I mean decapitate, one must speak with formality."

 

we're in a bar.......who cares about formalities









And dont say its a saloon

 

:walks in and sits down at the bar:

Are traitors to the New Re...uh, I meant to say, harmless citizens of Coruscant welcome here?

If so, I'll take something cold, maybe one of those blue mudslides.

 

Hey all, nice to see some activity

 

"Welcome newcomers. New Republic...what do you speak of? There is no New Republic, only the Empire, and a bunch of rebels. Right now the galaxy is in a galactic civil war."

 

Oh, I see...well, I didn't actually SAY New Republic, not quite.

Since I'm just a busy smuggler, er, shipper, stopping by before pulling a run Coreward, I can't be expected to keep up with politics

 

"No problem KS, we understand."

 

yeah we're not too political around here ourselves.

 

So, what is there here to kill time? Any sims or games? Hopefully no sabacc; the odds are always against me...

And do you really only serve Blue Milk? No food at all?

 

Yes indeed, only blue milk, madame. And how are you this fine day?

 

Not badly, Commander, not badly at all

Although I'm not enthusiastic about the time I wasted on Phaeda the other day standing in line with twenty other smugglers all waiting to bribe the customs official. It took him time to give his spiel about how the Imperial personnel are never corrupt before he took the credits...

 

"Yeah, those officials are so bloated. Oh well. You can kill yourself in numerous ways. One, get me angry, which is very difficult, two, get everyone else angry while I'm not here, which isn't that hard, and three, we have torture devices down stairs that would kill you off in a few years. It's up to you. In the Prancing Bantha, we have just about any and ever drink imaginable. Even the Galactic Garbleblaster as I think it is called, but always remember, DON'T PANIC"

 

Do you have YOUR towel?

 

"Yes, I have MY towel! I won't go anywhere with out it!! Or my sub-etha spectrometer thingy. Or my babblefish! "

 

are you sure its your towel?