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***Blue Yoda Society Thread Version 2.0***

Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by Darth_Envy, Jun 2, 2002.

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  1. Darth_Envy

    Darth_Envy Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Here am I as well.

    I want to let everyone know that I volunteered to open this new thread to GriffZ. After I created this, I asked him to lock the old thread before we had to deal with any more crap. It was not his fault we got closed. I beliee that he did everything he could for us. Others were responsible for the pressure. Blame him not. Like I said, I made the request for him to lock the old thread willingly. Now matters should be better. We should be able to explore our zaniness undisturbed here.

    AHBY!
     
  2. SySnooty

    SySnooty Jedi Padawan star 4

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    200 here we come!



    200 is here
    Someone get Blue Yoda a Beer
    All Hail Blue Yoda


    Envy! Good to hear from you!
     
  3. wicket1138

    wicket1138 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Yes! BBQ! Would this be the first BBQ in this new thread?
     
  4. SySnooty

    SySnooty Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Very first, we just need to get more rallied!
     
  5. wicket1138

    wicket1138 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Hm... update the website does Arakis need to. Informed has he been of our fall? And what of Kal? Moving he was, sad will he be to hear of our destruction, much pie shall he have to serve us for this. To the BBQ we go!
     
  6. Mandalore_Enforcer

    Mandalore_Enforcer Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Jedi-Nur-Elina-Mani-

    mmmm sexy icon...

    awh bla"e"(bloody with brit acc) 'ell, i'd kall u rebel scum any day

    heh..
    face transplant to look like hugh grant-12, 000 dollars
    spending a year in london to get british accent-100,000 dollars
    meeting Jedi-Nur-Elina-Mani with rebel scum greeting-priceless

    theres some things money kan buy and screw master card
     
  7. Mandalore_Enforcer

    Mandalore_Enforcer Jedi Youngling star 1

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    May 26, 2002
    aye, how do i put an link in me signature?
     
  8. wicket1138

    wicket1138 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Ah, the BBQ can start without the others right now, they can join when they arrive. Call the twileks! Im hungry! (I wonder whether that remark was for pie bbq or twileks...) and now... pass me a Pabst!
    *the snap-hiss of the pabst*
    Ah... beautiful music to my ears!
     
  9. Mandalore_Enforcer

    Mandalore_Enforcer Jedi Youngling star 1

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    i put the yoda society thred in favorites, an i kan still get there!

    is this special or am i just ranting unknowingly and everyone knows how to get there?
     
  10. SySnooty

    SySnooty Jedi Padawan star 4

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    May the Blue be with all!

    Pabst too!
     
  11. Darth_Lammerous

    Darth_Lammerous Jedi Youngling star 1

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    A story I had about the origins of the blue Yoda.
    It was lost when Blue Yoda Forever went into a drunken rampage and started reposting the original teachings on page 2.

    Repost my story I shall.
    I was asking the question of whether Lando uses hickory wood, or mesquite, or the crappy charcoal briquettes soaked in lighter fluid for his BBQ.

    Loyal Jedi enlightened me by revealing that Lando uses Propane because of the blue flame it produces, thus my revelation:

    Of course!! Propane that explains everything.
    I now have a story that explains the blue Yoda!

    Everyone knows that the jedi makes his own life saber. Therefore they have different power sources. These different sources cause life sabers to give off different colors.

    I.E.
    Blue= propane gas
    Red= Premium Gasoline
    Green= Swamp Gas

    The life saber that Anakin made before he turned to Vader, the one that was given to Luke By Obi Wan, burned blue. Propane was the energy source.
    Yoda's life saber was green and green, so said chewy charmy.Yoda used swamp gas from Dagobah to construct this saber.
    Yoda loses the swamp gas saber, forcing him to use a blue saber, thus he himself turns blue.
    Vader cuts Lukes propane saber away with the Premium gasoline saber he made after turning to the dark side.
    After Yoda falls into the swamp, he can find no more swamp gas to power his new saber, so he uses the stick that broke his fall.
    Luke falls to the swamp and happens to find a pocket of swamp gas that yoda overlooked, so he constructs his new green saber from this.
    It all makes perfect sense now!


     
  12. wicket1138

    wicket1138 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Yes, very fine that story is Lam. Here is a special pabst just for that! A can from the old thread!
     
  13. Mandalore_Enforcer

    Mandalore_Enforcer Jedi Youngling star 1

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    why exactly are all my posts ignored, when i am asking questions, yet people just talking get scores of responses
     
  14. Darth_Lammerous

    Darth_Lammerous Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Many thanks Wicket1138!!!


    Clug glug glug....

    BBBRRAAAAAAAAUUUUURRRRPPPP!!!!

    MMM, MMM, tastes better coming back up!!!
     
  15. Mandalore_Enforcer

    Mandalore_Enforcer Jedi Youngling star 1

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    sickened with u all i have become. i am leaving oin hope that when i return there will be more considerate masters of the blue on. i am sick of whining. g'nite u............ coorslight drinking,red car drivers
     
  16. wicket1138

    wicket1138 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I did not mean to ignore you Mandalore, in fact I posted a response to your question but appears it does not... curious, very curious...
    Harry Potter: Excuse me, but what's curious?
    Old man: Shut up boy! Im having a mystical moment, I dont have time to answer your stupid muggle questions!
    No, you arent special because the actual board still exists, even though it is locked. Some day it will be deleted and no longer will you be able to reach it. As long as you have the link you can still reach it.
    Harry Potter: Um, I still need an answer to my question.
    Wicket1138: Shut up boy! *smacks him across the face* You know, if my friend the Potterfan witch knew I did that, shed castrate me...
     
  17. wicket1138

    wicket1138 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    No! Too late am I, for my post was too long! Mandalore, return! Need you we do, a valuably worthless member of our intelectual and stupid society you are! You contribute much to our pile of nothingness and without members like you we would collapse! Return brother, return!
     
  18. Darth_Lammerous

    Darth_Lammerous Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Sorry Mandalore.

    Partaking in Pabst I was.

    Now too drunk me be am to anwerize yore querstshuns in a knowledgable BUUURRP, (exuse me), way
     
  19. wicket1138

    wicket1138 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    By the way Mandalore, to put a link in your sig, just take the address and copy it into one of the sig slots, it will link on its own.
     
  20. wicket1138

    wicket1138 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    A new thread Haiku

    Its new begining
    Our thread is still the greatest
    Long live our new home!
     
  21. Darth_Lammerous

    Darth_Lammerous Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Another new thread Haiku

    Beer and BBQ
    To celebrate our new thread
    Of leaves, sticks, berries
     
  22. wicket1138

    wicket1138 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Approaching triple digits this new thread is! Hurray!
     
  23. wicket1138

    wicket1138 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Soon must I go to bed, forever sleep, but sleep well I will now, comforted by the knowledge that this new thread is strong and undefeatable, that the blue yoda will live on.
     
  24. Darth_Lammerous

    Darth_Lammerous Jedi Youngling star 1

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    I need sleep also.

    Fall in to my drunken stupor and pass out I will.
    I will be back soon though to pass more moronic flatulence on to the masses who are anxiously awaiting another Lammerous poem or haiku.

     
  25. TheLurkerII

    TheLurkerII Jedi Youngling star 3

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    hello all. I've been reading the first several pages of the original post, I never laughed so hard! Did anyone ever find out how ChewyCharmy came up with Yoda turning blue in EpIII? And how did Yoda fall into the swamp? I mean, where did he fall from?

    (In the ESB novelization, YODA IS BLUE and he has long hair...)
     
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