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Amph Boom-Lay, Boom-Lay, Boom: The Expendables

Discussion in 'Community' started by Eeth-my-Koth, Sep 13, 2011.

  1. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 9 Staff Member Administrator

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  2. The2ndQuest

    The2ndQuest Tri-Mod With a Mouth star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    He won't work for one of the producers due to a dispute over a previous film they worked together on, so he'll be a no-show in this series unless that producer exits.
     
  3. hear+soul

    hear+soul Jedi Master star 6

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    [face_laugh]

    Yeah I'm in as well.
     
  4. WormieSaber

    WormieSaber Jedi Master star 5

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    They should put Clint Eastwood in it so he can say, "Go ahead, make my day." ;)
     
  5. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    [image=http://s3.amazonaws.com/coolproduction/ckeditor_assets/pictures/4293/original/EXPENDABLES2.jpg]
     
  6. HL&S

    HL&S Magistrate Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Getting a bit excited now.
     
  7. Rox

    Rox Administrator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    As soon as this poster comes in at work it is so mine. I'm nergasming over this movie so much.
     
  8. Darth Morella

    Darth Morella Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    OMG Chuck Norris
     
  9. CT-867-5309

    CT-867-5309 Force Ghost star 6

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    I thought Jet Li was out?

    Also, why is Couture in it? He was awful in the first one.

    It would be hilarious if Norris is playing one of his established characters like Braddock, McQuade or McCoy.
     
  10. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    Holy ****, holy ****!

    :D


    [hl=silver]Laker games cancelled (so far) due to the current NBA lockout: 22[/hl][face_frustrated]
     
  11. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    Why does Jet Li look like an asian woman in this poster?
     
  12. duende

    duende Jedi Master star 5

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    yeah, that poster is incredible. expandables 2: jurassic park 4!

    and eeth, i think that is supposed to be yu nans as maggie.
     
  13. Jedi_Reject_Jesse

    Jedi_Reject_Jesse Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Why does Chuck Norris look like Morgan Grimes in that poster?
     
  14. The2ndQuest

    The2ndQuest Tri-Mod With a Mouth star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    [link=http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/lions_gate/theexpendables2/]Teaser!!![/link]
     
  15. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    [image=http://cdn.styleforum.net/9/90/90330f59_justin-timberlake-jizz-in-my-pants-12.jpg]
     
  16. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    Stallone confirmed what Chuck Norris leaked yesterday. Sequel will be PG13. :_|
     
  17. MarcusP2

    MarcusP2 Games and Community Reaper star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    PG13? FAIL! :mad:
     
  18. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 9 Staff Member Administrator

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  19. Rebel_Padawan

    Rebel_Padawan Jedi Master star 4

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    Actually you should probably blame the American Movie Ratings System? It is very limiting.
    It goes from PG-13 to R, without anything in between. I understand that fans would want the sequel to equal the first in violence and language, but if the producers want the film to be available to a wider audience then they have to get the rating down and in America that means a large dive to PG-13.

    In Australia the ratings go:
    G
    PG
    M (most likely will be the rating given to the second film)
    MA15+ (this is the rating given to the first Expendables film in Aus)
    R18
     
  20. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    It was Chuck Norris' fault. He made them remove profanity and stuff before he agreed to be in it.
     
  21. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 9 Staff Member Administrator

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    Chuck Norris didn't make this movie worse: he kicked the rest of movies into betterment.


    What?
     
  22. Mustafar_66

    Mustafar_66 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Similar in the UK, only here it's U, PG, 12a, 15 and 18. Must admit I thought that the first film was an 18. Had it been, I can understand the anger at moving it down to a lower rating. But from a 15 down to a 12a (going by the British system) isn't that big a deal. It'll most likely have all the action and violence, they just won't say any naughty words :rolleyes:.
     
  23. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    Chuck Norris removed the profanity? But how will the movie be able to convey its maturity without it? Surely The Expendables is not a franchise that thrives on sophomoric appeal.
     
  24. Koohii

    Koohii Jedi Master star 5

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    First one was decent.

    Second one could be fun.
    Don't forget to add Christopher Lambert to the cast--Give him a sword, even (he will have forgotten how to use it).
    How about Jonathan Frakes as a villain?
    Maybe for Expendables 3...

    I did run a Star Wars RPG called "The Expendables" because of the high PC mortality rate. And some business exec started programming camera drones to follow the PCs around and created a holovid show by claiming it was all scripted with actors, and any similarity between events shown and news footage was purely coincidental.
     
  25. The2ndQuest

    The2ndQuest Tri-Mod With a Mouth star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Stallone has confirmed that Nicholas Cage will be joining the cast for Expendables 3. :D
     
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