Amph Boom-Lay, Boom-Lay, Boom: The Expendables

Discussion in 'Community' started by Eeth-my-Koth, Sep 13, 2011.

  1. JoinTheSchwarz Comms Admin & Community Manager

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  2. The2ndQuest Tri-Mod With a Mouth

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    He won't work for one of the producers due to a dispute over a previous film they worked together on, so he'll be a no-show in this series unless that producer exits.
  3. hear+soul Force Ghost

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    [face_laugh]

    Yeah I'm in as well.
  4. WormieSaber Force Ghost

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    They should put Clint Eastwood in it so he can say, "Go ahead, make my day." ;)
  5. Eeth-my-Koth Chosen One

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    [image=http://s3.amazonaws.com/coolproduction/ckeditor_assets/pictures/4293/original/EXPENDABLES2.jpg]
  6. HL&S Magistrate Emeritus

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    Getting a bit excited now.
  7. Rox Administrator Emeritus

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    As soon as this poster comes in at work it is so mine. I'm nergasming over this movie so much.
  8. Darth Morella Force Ghost

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  9. CT-867-5309 Force Ghost

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    I thought Jet Li was out?

    Also, why is Couture in it? He was awful in the first one.

    It would be hilarious if Norris is playing one of his established characters like Braddock, McQuade or McCoy.
  10. Darth Tunes SfC Commish on an "All-Star" break

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    Holy ****, holy ****!

    :D


    Laker games cancelled (so far) due to the current NBA lockout: 22[face_frustrated]
  11. Eeth-my-Koth Chosen One

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    Why does Jet Li look like an asian woman in this poster?
  12. duende Force Ghost

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    yeah, that poster is incredible. expandables 2: jurassic park 4!

    and eeth, i think that is supposed to be yu nans as maggie.
  13. Jedi_Reject_Jesse Force Ghost

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    Why does Chuck Norris look like Morgan Grimes in that poster?
  14. The2ndQuest Tri-Mod With a Mouth

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  15. Eeth-my-Koth Chosen One

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    [image=http://cdn.styleforum.net/9/90/90330f59_justin-timberlake-jizz-in-my-pants-12.jpg]
  16. Eeth-my-Koth Chosen One

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    Stallone confirmed what Chuck Norris leaked yesterday. Sequel will be PG13. :_|
  17. MarcusP2 Games and Community Reaper

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  19. Rebel_Padawan Force Ghost

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    Actually you should probably blame the American Movie Ratings System? It is very limiting.
    It goes from PG-13 to R, without anything in between. I understand that fans would want the sequel to equal the first in violence and language, but if the producers want the film to be available to a wider audience then they have to get the rating down and in America that means a large dive to PG-13.

    In Australia the ratings go:
    G
    PG
    M (most likely will be the rating given to the second film)
    MA15+ (this is the rating given to the first Expendables film in Aus)
    R18
  20. Eeth-my-Koth Chosen One

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    It was Chuck Norris' fault. He made them remove profanity and stuff before he agreed to be in it.
  21. JoinTheSchwarz Comms Admin & Community Manager

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    Chuck Norris didn't make this movie worse: he kicked the rest of movies into betterment.


    What?
  22. Mustafar_66 Force Ghost

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    Similar in the UK, only here it's U, PG, 12a, 15 and 18. Must admit I thought that the first film was an 18. Had it been, I can understand the anger at moving it down to a lower rating. But from a 15 down to a 12a (going by the British system) isn't that big a deal. It'll most likely have all the action and violence, they just won't say any naughty words :rolleyes:.
  23. Ramza JC Head Admin and RPF Manager

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    Chuck Norris removed the profanity? But how will the movie be able to convey its maturity without it? Surely The Expendables is not a franchise that thrives on sophomoric appeal.
  24. Koohii Jedi Grand Master

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    First one was decent.

    Second one could be fun.
    Don't forget to add Christopher Lambert to the cast--Give him a sword, even (he will have forgotten how to use it).
    How about Jonathan Frakes as a villain?
    Maybe for Expendables 3...

    I did run a Star Wars RPG called "The Expendables" because of the high PC mortality rate. And some business exec started programming camera drones to follow the PCs around and created a holovid show by claiming it was all scripted with actors, and any similarity between events shown and news footage was purely coincidental.
  25. The2ndQuest Tri-Mod With a Mouth

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    Stallone has confirmed that Nicholas Cage will be joining the cast for Expendables 3. :D
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