FF:QLD Boredy boredy bored-bored!

what's the go with all this rhyme?

 

Lets stop before this thread gets elephantine.

 

It really is quite sublime.

 

I'll drown you lot salty brine!

 

I'd much rather bathe in wine!

 

Better be careful, your under a Pine.

 

Give me lager in a stein!

 

When I cook, I won't use thyme.

 

I never quite realised, but this thread is mighty fine.

 

Indeed it is, oh friend of mine.

 

it's not some cheesy pantomime!

 

If we got sponsored for it, it would be a gold mine.

 

More like a hole filled with lime.

 

it won't help you get a valentine

 

But sure will make you blind

 

is it true about your itch and the calamine?

 

who thought blind rhymed with valentine?

 

I'm really getting sick of this orange rind

 

My clock didn't work because it needed a wind.

 

When it works though it is good to tell the the time.

 

Hey A bored Thread! We have one of these in Vic!... one of my mottos! Best work comes from Boredom! (And just coz its 2 am in the morning makes no difference!) The full story behind that is that I got up at 2 Am in the morning and made a painting for no reason at all and have yet too be not completemented on it!

 

I think you need some turpentine.

 

Hey! He broke the chain of ryme.

 

Lets lash him with some twine.

 

Or a really big expensive fine!