On that note, I'm outta here!

 

Where you going you silly queer?

 

Ach, Marv you and your homophear...

 

You are gravely mistaken...

 

that doesn't rhyme!

 

Silence, or you shall be banishèd!

 

Yes, let's stop all the rhyming. It's all fun and games until somebodey's sexuality is called into question and a minority group is slighted.

Let the lengthy admonishing of Marvin's homophobic outburst commence.

 

He can't help it, he was being oppressed by the Patriarchy. And you know what that does to a person.

 

Otter, I'm not homophobic, and i wasn't attacking you at all! I just couldn't think of anything else to rhyme.

I dont know what anybody's sexual orientation is here - that's their business!

 

Well, now that thats all cleared up, would someone please choose from one of the following words to rhyme with:

*slurm
*humperdink
*google
*machiavelian
*apostle

 

ekky ekky ekky ptang zoom boing nrrhgffhhhghh

 

...I did a quick search on google...

 

It made me feel a bit...um...woogle?

No good. Let's try another word.

How about "word?" It's the best my tired brain can come up with.

 

There was back when, once upona time
when QLD FF did nothing but rhyme
They rhymed and rhymed and drove all to tears
til it crashed to the ground when SOMEONE mentioned queers
Now it seems the rhyme is bamboozled
who the hell can rhyme stuff with google?

 

I would say snoogle, but i just made that up.

 

...I'm Weaver, I visit from Schnoogle?

*grins*

www.schnoogle.com. I warned you I'm a HP freak. *g*

 

Why don't you try rhyming words with homophobia? How about Marv starts...

 

There once was a lad with homophobia
Who's idol was john howardobia


...nevermind

 

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

I'm being opressed by the pariarchy! CCD forced me to say it

 

Run away! Run away!

 

Or alternatively, you could stay!
And maybe hang out for a day!

 

Let's all be nice and peacefully play.

 

I think you're all gay

 

Another homosexuality reference, oh I say!