JCC bout to watch a movie called lankon

about a cranky old man. danaday louie plays the cranky old man. there are NO zombies in it, my friend said. we will see.

 

Playing a cranky old man is sorta like a zombie.

 

there was one zombie in this movie, and one maybe-zombie. Neither one killed anybody though so they were pretty lame zombies. the one definite zombie was the guy with those eyes from the confredecy. i thought he was going to kill mr. lankon in the scene when they were at the table together but no, he did not. it was the perfect opportunity skwonderd. the maybe-zombie was mister steven played by tomalay jones. i didn't think he was a zombie at all throughout the whole film but then at the end when he took his hair off it freaked me out and gave me paws. i mean, he probably was a zombie but i guess normal people can wear fake hair too, though i don't know WHY.

 

Yeah, I hate when I get paws. Next thing you know I'm out chasing deer.

 

i hit a deer with my car once. sat next to the dead body for 9 hours. my friend's car was ruined. i found out later that his car had packits of mara wanna hidden inside all over the place.

 

Ate the whole thing did ya? Mara wanna will do that.

 

no i didn't eat the mara wanna, silly. i didn't even know it was there! but i ate some hot dogs. but that was before the whole thing happened.

 

Me silly? I didn't sit next to a deer for nine hours. Plus, I'm not the one who had a free deer and mara wanna and just sat there. I would've tried to bring the deer back to life with the mara wanna.

 

when i sat next to the deer it was speaking inside my head. sometimes it sounded like a caset tape playing backwards at high speed but then some parts were real clear. it was talking about the beauty of the broken glass in the road and said some things about my mom and dad, who died in a car wreck when i was very young. it also told me that if i entered its body i would be able to feel the universe in its totality (this is way before i started doing that). it said a lot of things. after nine hours of speaking inside my head it stopped, and that's when i left.

 

how was the movie? i mean goodness-wise.

 

i liked it! you should see it.

 

should i see it or skyfalls if i could only see one?

 

well skiffles has some crazy action and a man called janes bon, and lankon has one zombie and maybe another zombie so... hmm. i can't decide. just see them both, okay?

 

oh okay.

 

look if it's a money thing i'll send you money for the other ticket. no problem.

 

but i want to know which one is better. it can't be a tie. it just can't.

 

a communication is en route to you. i have to keep things out of this world. i'm sure you understand.