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Lit Break out the zoochberry juice, it's time for a SKY HOUSEWARMING party for our new Lit mods!

Discussion in 'Literature' started by Havac, May 8, 2013.

  1. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Democratically might be a bit of a problem. You may well get used to the fact that you are part of a power hierarchy now, and thus your decisions carry great weight.

    This, you see, is part of my secret plan to turn you Imperial.... bwahahaha.
     
  2. AdmiralNick22

    AdmiralNick22 Fleet Admiral of Literature star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Regardless, I serve at the will of the people. Should they be dissatisfied with my service, I would step down and retire. Or pull a Stazi and start a revolution. Time will tell. :p

    --Adm. Nick
     
  3. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    AdmiralNick22, I hereby formally demand that you drive a stake through the heart of the Duros thread once and for all. Then burn the body and scatter the ashes to the wind.

    -A concerned Litizen.
     
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  4. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    See? You said the d-word. Now they're gonna start petitioning you for stuff.


    Look what you've started! :p
     
  5. s65horsey

    s65horsey Otter-loving Former EUC Mod star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Love the choices! Congrats, guys!
     
  6. AdmiralNick22

    AdmiralNick22 Fleet Admiral of Literature star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    I shall draw up attack plans at once. Assemble the fleet and deploy all squadrons.

    GrandAdmiralJello, the empire is over. Long live the Republic! Hahahaha!

    --Adm. Nick
     
  7. krtmd

    krtmd Jedi Knight star 4

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    Congrats new mods!
     
  8. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Oh no, my young aquatic friend. You will find that it is you who are mistaken, about a great many things.

    Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. Your friends, up there in the sky house, are walking into a trap, as is your Rebel fleet. It was *I* who allowed the Mod Squad to promote them to the Literature forum. It is quite safe from your pitiful little band.
     
  9. AdmiralNick22

    AdmiralNick22 Fleet Admiral of Literature star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    I have a movie I want you to watch. Let's say that things don't end well for your type. :p

    Besides, you missed any opportunity for the following g Vader line: What of the reports of the Rebel Fleet massing at the Sky House, drinking their zoochberry juice?

    --Adm. Nick
     
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  10. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I can easily hear James Earl Jones delivering that line. In my mind, he delivers "zoochberry juice" with a vicious sneer.
     
  11. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    You guys are dorks. Keep it up.
     
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  12. blackmyron

    blackmyron Force Ghost star 5

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    Congrats, guys!
     
  13. Lugija

    Lugija Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    No zoochberry juice for me, I'm driving. THE SKY HOUSE.

    Dark greetings for all of you new people. Let the tides always carry you to a friendly port.

    Are you still talking about the Cad Bane thread?
     
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  14. Robimus

    Robimus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Well someone has to do it, might as well be you guys.
     
  15. Havac

    Havac Former Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    As Hydro and RF are moving on, I'd just like to say that it's been an honor to work with both of them. They're good friends and good mods both. Thank you to both of you guys for many years of great service.
     
  16. Ulicus

    Ulicus Lapsed Moderator star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I should do some sort of speech, shouldn't I?

    Well, okay. *ahem*

    People of Literature! I stand within this great thread on the forum chosen -- by destiny -- to receive the powers of moderation. This inevitable moment will transpire before your eyes, even as He-Luke himself bears witness to it!

    [​IMG]

    Now I -- Ulicus -- am moderator of the forum.

    [hl=SaddleBrown]Yes... I feel it. The colours fill me.

    Yes!

    I feel the Lit board within me!

    I am... I am a part of the forums! Their energy flows... flows through me!

    Haaa! Of what consequence are you, now?!

    This board! You Litizens! You are nothing to me!

    The forums are power!
    PURE, UNSTOPPABLE POWER!

    AND I AM THEFORCE.NET!

    I AM THAT POWER!

    KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MAST
    [/hl]er! I, uh. Oh.

    Didn't have as much juice as I thought.

    Uh. Haha. Urm. Yeah, we can let that slide, right? Just a minor hiccup? Yeah? Right guys? [face_blush]

    ---

    Skeletor impressions aside, I appreciate the faith that's been placed in me, and look forward to working with the rest of the Lit moderation team to ensure a safe, and secure, society. The surviving "VS." and "What If" threads will be hunted down, and defeated!

    A public congratulations to my fellow up-and-comers, Nick and PG (I have already congratulated them in private. And, yes, it's every bit as salacious as it sounds ;)) and all the best to my friends, RF and Hydro, as we prepare them for the MIB memory wipe they ride off into the sunset, happily and with their minds intact.

    Now...

    [hl=SaddleBrown]LET'S GET DANGEROUS.[/hl] :cool:
     
  17. The2ndQuest

    The2ndQuest Tri-Mod With a Mouth star 10 Staff Member Manager

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  18. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Force Ghost star 6

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    Static images do not convey the UNSTOPPABLE POWER of [hl=SaddleBrown]Ulicus[/hl]'s power trip :p

     
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  19. Ulicus

    Ulicus Lapsed Moderator star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Aw, you're too kind! I shall accept this image as a gift, and adopt it as my new visage! (I'll give it back when I'm done, not to worry)

    [hl=SaddleBrown]NOW KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEL![/hl]
     
  20. Havac

    Havac Former Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Back off, he's mine.
     
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  21. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    You've changed, man. You used to be one of us. When you became a Lit Mod you let the power get to your head.

    I have to say, I think it's an improvement.
     
  22. Ulicus

    Ulicus Lapsed Moderator star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Come on, fellas. There's enough to go around. After all, I am MORE than man. More than LIFE. [hl=SaddleBrown]I. AM. A. MOD![/hl]

    ...

    Okay, I think I'm done.
     
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  23. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Force Ghost star 6

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    Well, to be fair, ever since he picked his username he's been commanding everyone to, er, you know.

    And now he commands us to kneel...

    Hold on a second, putting two and two together there's something fishy going on... and I don't mean Nick.
     
  24. Ulicus

    Ulicus Lapsed Moderator star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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  25. Tim Battershell

    Tim Battershell Jedi Master star 5

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    The Force be with those moving on and with those just promoted!