Lit Break out the zoochberry juice, it's time for a SKY HOUSEWARMING party for our new Lit mods!

Discussion in 'Literature' started by Havac, May 8, 2013.

  1. GrandAdmiralJello Community and Lit moderator person

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    Democratically might be a bit of a problem. You may well get used to the fact that you are part of a power hierarchy now, and thus your decisions carry great weight.

    This, you see, is part of my secret plan to turn you Imperial.... bwahahaha.
  2. AdmiralNick22 Fleet Admiral of Literature

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    Regardless, I serve at the will of the people. Should they be dissatisfied with my service, I would step down and retire. Or pull a Stazi and start a revolution. Time will tell. :p

    --Adm. Nick
  3. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    AdmiralNick22, I hereby formally demand that you drive a stake through the heart of the Duros thread once and for all. Then burn the body and scatter the ashes to the wind.

    -A concerned Litizen.
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  4. GrandAdmiralJello Community and Lit moderator person

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    See? You said the d-word. Now they're gonna start petitioning you for stuff.


    Look what you've started! :p
  5. s65horsey Otter-loving Former EUC Mod

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    Love the choices! Congrats, guys!
  6. AdmiralNick22 Fleet Admiral of Literature

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    I shall draw up attack plans at once. Assemble the fleet and deploy all squadrons.

    @GrandAdmiralJello, the empire is over. Long live the Republic! Hahahaha!

    --Adm. Nick
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  7. krtmd Jedi Grand Master

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    Congrats new mods!
  8. GrandAdmiralJello Community and Lit moderator person

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    Oh no, my young aquatic friend. You will find that it is you who are mistaken, about a great many things.

    Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. Your friends, up there in the sky house, are walking into a trap, as is your Rebel fleet. It was *I* who allowed the Mod Squad to promote them to the Literature forum. It is quite safe from your pitiful little band.
  9. AdmiralNick22 Fleet Admiral of Literature

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    I have a movie I want you to watch. Let's say that things don't end well for your type. :p

    Besides, you missed any opportunity for the following g Vader line: What of the reports of the Rebel Fleet massing at the Sky House, drinking their zoochberry juice?

    --Adm. Nick
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  10. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    I can easily hear James Earl Jones delivering that line. In my mind, he delivers "zoochberry juice" with a vicious sneer.
  11. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    You guys are dorks. Keep it up.
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  12. blackmyron Force Ghost

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  13. Lugija Force Ghost

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    No zoochberry juice for me, I'm driving. THE SKY HOUSE.

    Dark greetings for all of you new people. Let the tides always carry you to a friendly port.

    Are you still talking about the Cad Bane thread?
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  14. Robimus Force Ghost

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    Well someone has to do it, might as well be you guys.
  15. Havac Some Guy Who Moderates Lit

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    As Hydro and RF are moving on, I'd just like to say that it's been an honor to work with both of them. They're good friends and good mods both. Thank you to both of you guys for many years of great service.
  16. Ulicus Lit'ari

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    I should do some sort of speech, shouldn't I?

    Well, okay. *ahem*

    People of Literature! I stand within this great thread on the forum chosen -- by destiny -- to receive the powers of moderation. This inevitable moment will transpire before your eyes, even as He-Luke himself bears witness to it!

    [IMG]

    Now I -- Ulicus -- am moderator of the forum.

    Yes... I feel it. The colours fill me.

    Yes!

    I feel the Lit board within me!

    I am... I am a part of the forums! Their energy flows... flows through me!

    Haaa! Of what consequence are you, now?!

    This board! You Litizens! You are nothing to me!

    The forums are power!
    PURE, UNSTOPPABLE POWER!

    AND I AM THEFORCE.NET!

    I AM THAT POWER!

    KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MAST
    er! I, uh. Oh.

    Didn't have as much juice as I thought.

    Uh. Haha. Urm. Yeah, we can let that slide, right? Just a minor hiccup? Yeah? Right guys? [face_blush]

    ---

    Skeletor impressions aside, I appreciate the faith that's been placed in me, and look forward to working with the rest of the Lit moderation team to ensure a safe, and secure, society. The surviving "VS." and "What If" threads will be hunted down, and defeated!

    A public congratulations to my fellow up-and-comers, Nick and PG (I have already congratulated them in private. And, yes, it's every bit as salacious as it sounds ;)) and all the best to my friends, RF and Hydro, as we prepare them for the MIB memory wipe they ride off into the sunset, happily and with their minds intact.

    Now...

    LET'S GET DANGEROUS. :cool:
  17. The2ndQuest Tri-Mod With a Mouth

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  18. Zorrixor Chosen One

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    Static images do not convey the UNSTOPPABLE POWER of Ulicus's power trip :p

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  19. Ulicus Lit'ari

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    Aw, you're too kind! I shall accept this image as a gift, and adopt it as my new visage! (I'll give it back when I'm done, not to worry)

    NOW KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!
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  20. Havac Some Guy Who Moderates Lit

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    Back off, he's mine.
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  21. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    You've changed, man. You used to be one of us. When you became a Lit Mod you let the power get to your head.

    I have to say, I think it's an improvement.
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  22. Ulicus Lit'ari

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    Come on, fellas. There's enough to go around. After all, I am MORE than man. More than LIFE. I. AM. A. MOD!

    ...

    Okay, I think I'm done.
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  23. Zorrixor Chosen One

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    Well, to be fair, ever since he picked his username he's been commanding everyone to, er, you know.

    And now he commands us to kneel...

    Hold on a second, putting two and two together there's something fishy going on... and I don't mean @Nick.
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  24. Ulicus Lit'ari

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  25. Tim Battershell Force Ghost

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    The Force be with those moving on and with those just promoted!