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Bringin' Sexy Back: The Cade Skywalker Fan Club

Discussion in 'EU Community' started by Jedi Trace, Mar 30, 2008.

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Jedi Trace SouthEast RSA

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This thread was originally started in Fan Fiction Resource as part of our April Fool's Day shenanigans. Because horsey is made of awesome, she invited us to move here as the Cade Fan Club after the AFD festivities were over, so here we are!

*throws confetti*

Everyone is welcome! We'll also be open to discussion about the other characters and events in the Legacy cast, so pull up a chair, grab a drink or hit the dance floor and have fun!

Welcome to the thread wherein we shall discuss why Cade Skywalker, henceforth to be known as His Hotness, is the finest specimen of manhood in the GFFA. I?m Traci and I?ll be your thread host *waves* with credit to the lovely and talented JadeSolo for the original thread title: "Why Cade is the Hottest Piece of Ass in the GFFA."

Let us begin with HH's handsome eyes. They come in two colors -

Gorgeous Green:

and Riveting Red:

They change depending, of course, on what His Hotness happens to be doing at the moment. What?s not to love about a man who can be versatile?

Next, we have the powerful arms with the pretty tattoos:

There are darker tattoos on the other arm, but we'll chalk those up to 'Lifestyle Experimentation,' as young men are wont to do.

It has already been exhibited, but it bears repeating - the perfect rear:

We?ll just take a moment to reflect on that.

*ahem*

Finally, we have the cute little skull on his muscular calf:

See it? Yep, that picture is all about his leg.

Discuss and/or Drool at your leisure.

Last edited by Jedi Trace, Dec 13, 2012

Jedi Trace, Mar 30, 2008 at 5:09 PM

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Deliah_Blue Jedi Padawan

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Let me know if ya need more holos.

Deliah_Blue, Mar 30, 2008 at 7:16 PM

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JadeSolo Manager Emeritus

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omg liek what is up with the picture abuse? SRSLY. Trace = banned.

JadeSolo, Mar 31, 2008 at 12:46 AM

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Jedi Trace SouthEast RSA

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JadeSolo said:

omg liek what is up with the picture abuse? SRSLY. Trace = banned.

His Hotness cannot be contained in 160 x 120 buttons.

Jedi Trace, Mar 31, 2008 at 1:03 AM

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NYCitygurl Community and NSWFF Manager

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Yummy

NYCitygurl, Mar 31, 2008 at 10:35 AM

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The_Face Ex-Manager

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This thread is demeaning to Skywalkers!

The_Face, Mar 31, 2008 at 7:02 PM

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Jedi Trace SouthEast RSA

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The_Face said:

This thread is demeaning to Skywalkers!

Don't be hatin' the Hotness. He can't help being beautiful.

Jedi Trace, Mar 31, 2008 at 7:15 PM

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Deliah_Blue Jedi Padawan

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Beyond_the_Saga said:

[image=http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u162/smt_pictures/bannerfixedjpg.jpg]

FIXED!

Deliah_Blue, Apr 1, 2008 at 1:31 AM

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Ceillean Force Ghost

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I so cracked up when I read His Hotness.
He definately is the hottest Skywalker so far.

Ceillean, Apr 1, 2008 at 1:38 AM

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Gabri_Jade VIP

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What I personally like best about His Hotness is that he's upholding the whole family legacy of hotness. It just seems right, you know? He wouldn't seem like a real Skywalker otherwise.

Gabri_Jade, Apr 1, 2008 at 2:41 AM

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dianethx Jedi Grand Master

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Mar 1, 2002

Wheeze.... trying to catch my breath from laughing so hard! Seriously.

Skywalkers have always been good looking but Cade is hot, hot, hot.

dianethx, Apr 1, 2008 at 4:50 AM

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TNPredsFan Jedi Master

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Everyone knows Anakin Skywalker is the hottest piece of ass in the GFFA.

TNPredsFan, Apr 1, 2008 at 5:45 AM

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Jedi Trace SouthEast RSA

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Gabri_Jade said:

What I personally like best about His Hotness is that he's upholding the whole family legacy of hotness. It just seems right, you know? He wouldn't seem like a real Skywalker otherwise.

I see what you did there, bringing up legacy.

TNPredsFan said:

Everyone knows Anakin Skywalker is the hottest piece of ass in the GFFA.

<Anakin voice> [Anakin voice] Don?t make me ban you...

Jedi Trace, Apr 1, 2008 at 5:54 AM

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TNPredsFan Jedi Master

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Search your feelings, Trace. You know it to be true.

TNPredsFan, Apr 1, 2008 at 5:58 AM

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Jedi Trace SouthEast RSA

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TNPredsFan said:

Search your feelings, Trace. You know it to be lies of the Jedi.

Fixed!

Jedi Trace, Apr 1, 2008 at 6:02 AM

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TNPredsFan Jedi Master

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[image=http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a382/TNPredsFan/Message%20Boards/shirtless_ani.jpg]

TNPredsFan, Apr 1, 2008 at 6:12 AM

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Jedi Trace SouthEast RSA

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All right, fine. I will concede that His Hotness was genetically predisposed to be the hottest.

Jedi Trace, Apr 1, 2008 at 6:18 AM

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TNPredsFan Jedi Master

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You refuse to admit the obvious. Anakin so had the yellow eye thing first. I will grant you that Cade is hot, but he is not nor will he ever be the hottest.

Hot
[image=http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a382/TNPredsFan/Message%20Boards/hot.jpg]

Hotter
[image=http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a382/TNPredsFan/Message%20Boards/hotter.jpg]

Hottest
[image=http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a382/TNPredsFan/Message%20Boards/hottest.jpg]

TNPredsFan, Apr 1, 2008 at 6:35 AM

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Bri_Windstar Jedi Master

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Assless chaps! ASSLESS CHAPS! *mourns inability to display assless chaps icon*

Gabri, I blame you for my entry into this thread, btw.

Bri_Windstar, Apr 1, 2008 at 6:44 AM

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Jedi Trace SouthEast RSA

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Nicki: Oh, no, you did NOT just bring Zayne into this. He's not even related! Or, if he is, to quote JJM: "It's 4,000 years - who cares?"

Bri: I so failed at noticing the assless chaps until you and Gabri brought it up. A topic worthy of discussion - truly!

Jedi Trace, Apr 1, 2008 at 6:51 AM

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Pelly-Welly Jedi Grand Master

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Tsk, young fools. You do not know the true power of the dark side.

[image=http://medienkritik.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/palpatine.jpg]

I WANNA PIECE OF THAT, NOMNOMNOMNOM! <3 <3 We all want a piece of that! That, and only that, is pure hotness. This is the real reason behind Imperial power and competence.

Pelly-Welly, Apr 1, 2008 at 6:52 AM

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TNPredsFan Jedi Master

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Jedi Trace said:

Nicki: Oh, no, you did NOT just bring Zayne into this. He's not even related! Or, if he is, to quote JJM: "It's 4,000 years - who cares?"

Oh yes I did! You just can't handle the truth. (And he is so related. JJM didn't deny it, did he? )

TNPredsFan, Apr 1, 2008 at 6:58 AM

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rhonderoo Former Head Admin

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TNPredsFan said:

Everyone knows Anakin Skywalker is the hottest piece of ass in the GFFA.

QFT

rhonderoo, Apr 1, 2008 at 7:02 AM

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Jedi Trace SouthEast RSA

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rhonderoo said:

TNPredsFan said:

Everyone knows Anakin Skywalker is the hottest piece of ass in the GFFA.

QFT

Oh, NOW Rhonda comes back to Fan Fic.

All right, let's stay on topic, please.

Jedi Trace, Apr 1, 2008 at 7:06 AM

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Bri_Windstar Jedi Master

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I want to know where you get this view on Anakin: [image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v127/Orci505/10832948.jpg]

Bri_Windstar, Apr 1, 2008 at 7:14 AM

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