MidWest Bringing STAR WARS MAD LIBS to the Whole Midwest

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  1. jedigal Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 21, 2000
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    Here's something we've been keeping "secret" ( ;) lurkers only) in Minn. and St.L.


    It's a game, an amusement, a fad.
    It's art. And entertainment.
    Often a comedy, and sometimes a tragedy.

    What is it, you ask?

    Why, it's "Star Wars Mad Libs"
    Try it - you might like it!
    (Mikey likes it. :D)
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    How does it work? It's simple.

    One person chooses a few quotes from any of our four favorite movies (Star Wars Episodes I, IV, V, and VI) and removes a few key words.

    Next this person will ask us to supply replacement words. You may be asked to supply one or more nouns, verbs, or adjectives. Perhaps the name of a person, or a place.

    You post a response here listing words you have chosen.

    After a certain number of responses have been received, or whenever the "dealer" is ready, they will reveal the original quotes. Then they will show the new quotes obtained by substituting the different responses we have posted. The results are always interesting, and often hilarious.

    So let's play!!!!!
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    I have selected some quotes to start us off.

    Give me:
    1. verb, verb, plural body part, adjective
    2. verb, adjective
    3. verb, time-event-or-occasion
    4. verb, noun, noun, adjective
  2. Sebulba-X •X C2 C3 MW RSA•

    Member Since:
    Mar 11, 2000
    star 6
    1. swat, climb, teeth, cranky
    2. groan, voracious
    3. gargle, boonta eve
    4. nit-pick, taxes, jawa, brittle
  3. Mos_Eisleian_Radio FanForce CR Secretary Chicago IL US

    Chapter Rep
    Member Since:
    Nov 26, 2000
    star 4
    1) fly, acquire, elbows, slick
    2) twist, blue
    3) play, Guy Fawkes Day
    4) shine, banana peel, shelf, slippery

    Phil
  4. JawaChef Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 13, 2001
    star 3
    1. Kill, run, fingers, terrified
    2. Eat, silky
    3. sing, Cinco de Mayo
    4. drink, tea, croissant, fresh
  5. JediGemini Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 28, 2000
    star 4
    Steph has invaded the MIDWEST! AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! J/K! [face_laugh]


    1. buy, fly, belly buttons, squishy
    2. dance, chaotic
    3. bounce, opening night
    4. swivle, snake, pill, purple

    J-Gem~~




  6. jfren484 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 21, 2001
    star 4
    1 hit, swim, cheeks (whichever you prefer :)), round
    2 bathe, tumescent (10 Things I Hate About You?)
    3 smell, arbor day
    4 kiss, picture, X-Wing, hairy
  7. Bobafemme FF Jedi Council Member, Chicago IL RSA Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Nov 25, 2000
    star 5
    I don't remember why I stopped playing, must be my limited vocabulary. Ready to start up again. :)

    1. chastise, submit, pinky toes, lovely
    2. represent, cordial
    3. whisper, menarche
    4. solicit, schedule, rain, aromatic
  8. MaraJadeSkywalkerFF Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 27, 2000
    star 4
    1. whimper, contemplate, love handles, optimistic
    2. bounce, ferocious
    3. serenade, Flag Day
    4. growl, tuna fish, kitten, groovy


  9. jfren484 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 21, 2001
    star 4
    "Well, are we gonna eat, or are we gonna starve to death?"

    In other words, let's go! :)
  10. jedigal Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 21, 2000
    star 4
    OK, jf!

    Sorry about the wait, folks, my mind was drifting away, to the future...

    HEH!


    So here's what we got - some of these didn't turn out too good. No editorial comments from me, but please - post your own!


    Original Quotes:
    1)  I've got to REST before I FALL apart.  My JOINTS are almost FROZEN.
    2)  Well, I'm not GOING that way.  It's much too ROCKY.
    3)  I want both those droids CLEANED up before DINNER.
    4)  You can WASTE time with your FRIENDS when your CHORES are DONE.


    Your Quotes:

    Sebulba-X
    1)  I've got to SWAT before I CLIMB apart.  My TEETH are almost CRANKY.
    2)  Well, I'm not GROANING that way.  It's much too VORACIOUS.
    3)  I want both those droids GARGLED up before BOONTA EVE.
    4)  You can NIT-PICK time with your TAXES when your JAWAS are BRITTLE.

    Mos Eisleian Radio
    1) I've got to FLY before I ACQUIRE apart. My ELBOWS are almost SLICK.
    2) Well, I'm not TWISTING that way. It's much too BLUE.
    3) I want both those droids PLAYED up before GUY FAWKES DAY.
    4) You can SHINE time with your BANANA PEEL when your SHELVES are SLIPPERY.

    JawaChef
    1) I've got to KILL before I RUN apart. My FINGERS are almost TERRIFIED.
    2) Well, I'm not EATING that way. It's much too SILKY.
    3) I want both those droids SUNG up before CINCO DE MAYO.
    4) You can DRINK time with your TEA when your CROISSANTS are FRESH.

    JediGemini
    1) I've got to BUY before I FLY apart. My BELLY BUTTONS are almost SQUISHY.
    2) Well, I'm not DANCING that way. It's much to CHAOTIC.
    3) I want both those droids BOUNCED up before OPENING NIGHT.
    4) You can SWIVVLE time with your SNAKE when your PILLS are PURPLE.

    jfren484
    1)  I've got to HIT before I SWIM apart.  My CHEEKS are almost ROUND.
    2)  Well, I'm not BATHING that way.  It's much too TUMESCENT.
    3)  I want both those droids SMELLED up before ARBOR DAY.
    4)  You can KISS time with your PICTURE when your X-WINGS are HAIRY.

    Bobafemme
    1)  I've got to CHASTISE before I SUBMIT apart.  My PINKY TOES are almost LOVELY.
    2)  Well, I'm not REPRESENTING that way.  It's much too CORDIAL.
    3)  I want both those droids WHISPERED up before MENARCHE.
    4)  You can SOLICIT time with your SCHEDULE when your RAINS are AROMATIC.

    MaraJadeSkywalkerFF
    1)  I've got to WHIMPER before I COMTEMPLATE apart.  My LOVE HANDLES are almost OPTOMISTIC.
    2)  Well, I'm not BOUNCING that way.  It's much too FEROCIOUS.
    3)  I want both those droids SERENADED up before FLAG DAY.
    4)  You can GROWL time with your TUNA FISH when your KITTENS are GROOVY.
  11. Sebulba-X •X C2 C3 MW RSA•

    Member Since:
    Mar 11, 2000
    star 6
    :D

    Ok, here's a few quick ones from me. I'll post the results late next week. Not exactly sure if these are too specific, but here goes...

    1. Noun, Verb
    2. Verb (past tense), adjective, job title, group of people, verb.
    3. Adjective, place, noun, noun, adjective
    4. Verb, adjective, noun, verb, noun
  12. jedigal Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 21, 2000
    star 4
    Cool, I get to play!

    1) Stanley Cup, skate
    2) shot, sweet, Coach, Blues fans, win
    3) hot, Canada, penalty, ice, best
    4) sweep, rough, face-off, save, puck
  13. Sebulba-X •X C2 C3 MW RSA•

    Member Since:
    Mar 11, 2000
    star 6
    D'OH! :eek: Screwed up #2...last item should be a noun not a verb. However Jedigal's works either way, so we're ok so far. :D

    1. Noun, Verb
    2. Verb (past tense), adjective, job title, group of people, noun.
    3. Adjective, place, noun, noun, adjective
    4. Verb, adjective, noun, verb, noun
  14. Mos_Eisleian_Radio FanForce CR Secretary Chicago IL US

    Chapter Rep
    Member Since:
    Nov 26, 2000
    star 4
    1. tuba, like
    2. read, dead, editor, Bradys, dog
    3. weird, Disneyland, ride, attraction, fun
    4. sing, flat, note, break, microphone

    Phil
  15. JediGemini Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 28, 2000
    star 4
    1. Cheerio, chomp
    2. swivled, gently, Intergalactic Mercenary, choir, blaster.
    3. spiky, desert, cactus, womprat, scaley
    4. blast, bright, sword, slice, stick

    J-Gem~~
  16. jfren484 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 21, 2001
    star 4
    1. Spleen, hold
    2. Belched, fruity, Sanitation Engineer, nuns, phone.
    3. Long, bedroom, pants, key, boring
    4. Pick, oozing, phone, wander, cape
  17. Sebulba-X •X C2 C3 MW RSA•

    Member Since:
    Mar 11, 2000
    star 6
    As promised, here's the quotes. I did a little editing just to make the english coherent, but my choice of words to replace in Siddious' quote didn't lend itself very well there at the end. Live and learn.

    1. Sebulba: If you weren't a *slave*, I'd *squash* you right now.
    2. Darth Siddious: You have been well *trained*, my *young* *apprentice*. *they* will be no *match* for you.
    3. Padme: You're from a *warm* *planet*, Annie. Too *warm* for my *taste*. *Space* is *cold*.
    4. Han: Afraid I was going to *leave* without giving you a *goodbye* *kiss*?
    ___Leia: I'd just as soon *kiss* a *Wookiee*.

    jedigal
    1. Sebulba: If you weren't a Stanley Cup, I'd skate you right now.
    2. Darth Siddious: You have been well shot, my sweet coach. The Blues' fans will get no win from you.
    3. Padme: You're from a hot Canada, Annie. Too hot for my penalty. Ice is best.
    4. Han: Afraid I was going to sweep without giving you a rough face-off?
    ___Leia: I'd just as soon save a puck.


    Mos_Eisleian_Radio
    1. Sebulba: If you weren't a tuba, I'd like you right now.
    2. Darth Siddious: You have been well read, my dead editor. Bradys will have no dog for you.
    3. Padme: You're from a weird Disneyland, Annie. Too weird for my ride. Attraction is fun.
    4. Han: Afraid I was going to sing without giving you a flat note?
    ___Leia: I'd just as soon break a microphone.

    JediGemini
    1. Sebulba: If you weren't a Cheerio, I'd chomp you right now.
    2. Darth Siddious: You have been well swivled, my gentle Intergalatic Mercenary. The choir will have no blaster for you.
    3. Padme: You're from a spiky desert, Annie. Too spiky for my cactus. Womprat is scaley.
    4. Han: Afraid I was going to blast without giving you a bright sword?
    ___Leia: I'd just as soon slice a stick.

    jfren484
    1. Sebulba: If you weren't a spleen, I'd hold you right now.
    2. Darth Siddious: You have been well belched, my fruity Sanitation Engineer. The nuns will have no phone for you.
    3. Padme: You're from a long bedroom, Annie. Too long for my pants. Keys are boring.
    4. Han: Afraid I was going to pick without giving you a oozing phone?
    ___Leia: I'd just as soon wander a cape.

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    let the games continue...
  18. jedigal Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 21, 2000
    star 4
    Thanks, Sebulba-X!

    Those were fun. My favorites, out of context, are -

    - You have been well read, my dead editor. Sounds like something that Darth Astuart might hear at work someday.

    - If you weren't a tuba, I'd like you right now. Just strikes me as funny.

    - Too spikey for my cactus. No comment. ;)

    Mental notes:
    JediGemini is fascinated with the word "swivvle".
    When having Dugs over, don't serve Cheerios.
  19. JediGemini Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 28, 2000
    star 4
    LOL, Steph! Hey, what can I say?!
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