Bristol, honey, no.

http://www.usmagazine.com/healthylifestyle/news/exclusive-bristol-palin-levi-johnston-are-engaged-2010147

Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston reveal exclusively in the new Us Weekly that they are getting married.

And, they tell Us Weekly, former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin has been kept in the dark about their plans ... until now.

"We got engaged two weeks ago," Bristol, 19, tells Us Weekly. "It felt right, even though we don?t have the approval of our parents."

Bristol and Levi, 20 -- who famously called off their previous engagement two weeks after welcoming son Tripp in December 2008 -- tell Us Weekly they reconnected three months ago while working out a custody plan for their 18-month-old son.

"I really thought we were over," Levi tells Us Weekly. "So when I went, I had no hope. I think we both just started talking ? and then we took Tripp for a walk."

Says Bristol, "When he left that night, we didn?t hug or kiss, but I was thinking how different it was. He texted me: 'I miss you. I love you. I want to be with you again' ... I was in shock."

Now comes the hard part: Getting the blessing of Sarah Palin, who has made no secret of her feelings for Levi. He provoked her fury last fall when he claimed that she had called her infant son Trig (who has Down syndrome) "retarded." She fired back, telling reporters that anyone who posed for Playgirl would "say and do anything for even more attention." Later, during an interview with Oprah Winfrey, she dubbed him "Ricky Hollywood" and called his "aspiring porn" career "heartbreaking."

Says Bristol, "It is intimidating and scary just to think about what her reaction is going to be. Hopefully she will jump on board."

The Palins released a statement on the Today show Wednesday morning: "Bristol at 19 is now a young adult. We obviously want what's best for our children. Bristol believes in redemption and forgiveness to a degree most of us struggle to put in practice in our daily lives."

Nothing could possibly go wrong.

 

O hai pot, have you met kettle?

 

Wow...
These people really are going to be around for a while... aren't they?
I mean, this is really going to stick, isn't it?

I really thought I was going to be clicking on a thread about Bristol, Tennessee.

 

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The Palin's will get their reality TV show soon.

Just wait until each President is forced to sign the contract for a 24-hour reality TV-show, "Inside the White House," as part of his/her inauguration.

 

beezel? is that you?

 

"On today's episode of Maury..."

 

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What I truly fear is that, the way things are going, some yanks may truly wish to see the Palins and all of their godsforsaken kin in the White House as 4-year guests, even despite all of their media-hoggin' crap.

Heaven help us all if by some foul spell they do become the First Family.

 

Well, she's an amazing actress....

 

Bristol? If you ask me, Levi is the one making the mistake.

 

You don't quite understand American culture yet, do you?

 

Nothing wrong with some good healthy Bristols

 

head + desk = this

 

The Palins released a statement on the Today show Wednesday morning: "Bristol at 19 is now a young adult. We obviously want what's best for our children. Bristol believes in redemption and forgiveness to a degree most of us struggle to put in practice in our daily lives."



I like how they acknowledged that there's nothing they can do about it and managed to look supportive without actually saying they were.

 

This, exactly.

Jeff Foxworthy could study the Palins and have an entire show of material without even making anything up. Oy.

 

What does Kathy Griffin have to say about this?

 

Anything that ruins Sarah Palin's day = win.

So, what's the over-under on this kid being in jail before it's 18th birthday?

 

What kind of a sick parent names their daughter "Bristol"?

 

Probably the same sort who would name kids 'Track' and 'Trig'...

 

She's probably making a mistake, but really, I don't care. It's just another teenager getting married to the [archaic feminine hygiene implement] who knocked her up. Can't there be some interesting twist... like Sarah divorcing TAHD to marry jeans boy?

 

And "Walker" and "Texas Ranger, or TR for short".


BTW..."Bristol"..."Track"....

Bristol Motor Speedway



BTW...there is absolutely nothing wrong with Levi Johnston that a Louisville slugger, 50 feet of rope and a .45 hollow point couldn't cure.

Just putting that out there.

 

Those three things certainly have a better chance at Harvard Law than Johnston.

 

You think if we ignore the Palins they might vanish into thin air?