Brit Attack!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Philadelphia, PA' started by Jedi_Jimbo, Nov 1, 2005.

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  1. Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 1, 2004
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    *A voice booms out over a loud speaker, filling the air*


    ATTENTION PHILADELPHIA.
    THIS IS FIELD MARHSAL JEDI_JIMBO WITH THE FFUK ?PHILLY-STINE? ARMY.
    YOU ARE NOW UNDER ATTACK.
    TAUNTS AND INSULT THROWING (Joe you know what I mean) WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.
    THE BRITISH WILL NOT STAND IDLY BY AS YOU YANKEES MOCK US.
    EVEN STORMTROOPER_FAN IS WITH US!
    CONSIDER THIS AN ACT OF WAR.
    PREPARE TO DEFEND YOURSELF AND FEEL FREE TO CALL THE FRENCH AND ASK THEM TO SEND THE NEXT STATUE OUR WAY.

    OH AND YOUR ?FRESH PRINCE? WON?T HELP YOU NOW.

    JIM OUT ?

    *FFUK ARMY MARCHES INTO BATTLE TO A ROCK VERSION OF ?RULE BRITANNIA?.*

    *The rumble of troops marching in making the ground shake.*


    Let the bloodbath begin.
    :D
  2. Stormtrooper_fan Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Aug 23, 2003
    star 5
    *Marches into Philly with a large army and closes down all the Cheese Steak purveyors, pubs, clubs and any remaining alcohol outlets / breweries*

    *Raises loud speaker to mouth*

    This area is now under UK Marshal Law you will surrender all your arms to our forces and it would be in your best ineterests to give in without a long drawn out bloodbath!

    I repeat, this area is now under UK Marshal Law and is locked down until I have official word of surrender!!

    *Looks around at brave troops*

    I salute you brave soldiers I must now retreat back to an unconfirmed location in order to prepare the torture chambers. (Wooden shed in the back garden and Cliff Richards and Chris DeBurgh on endless loop... and some Judas Priest for Joe) [face_mischief]

    *Turns and salutes Jimbo*

  3. ninja_noodlehead Jedi Knight

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    Jun 2, 2005
    star 3
    I've got the spare underwear! we just need some dirty underwear now to throw at the philly's
  4. sidious1 Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Jun 5, 2002
    star 6
    Attack, attack, attack!

    *Charges*

    Yeeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

    Over the top boys, no one lives forever!
  5. Black_Scout Jedi Master

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    Nov 10, 2003
    star 4
    I'm one of the the first soldiers here, wow, hang on that puts me in the line of fire [face_worried]


    Hi there Philadelphia :D



    *Releases the tiddly wink flicking monkeys*

    go flick those tiddly winks monkeys

    HAHAHAHA
  6. ninja_noodlehead Jedi Knight

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    Jun 2, 2005
    star 3
    suzy du yu have any dirty underwear we can throw at the philly's?
  7. AmberStarbright Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 20, 2002
    star 7
    Wooden shed in the back garden and Cliff Richards and Chris DeBurgh on endless loop

    :eek:

    Now that IS torture! [face_mischief]

  8. sidious1 Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Jun 5, 2002
    star 6
    Release the Crabs and Lobsters!

    Go go go!

    Mowahahahaha!
  9. Mustafar_66 Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 20, 2005
    star 5
    *Rides in on a lighning bolt steed*

    Ride the lightning, baby :cool:

    Attack my flying monkeys of doom! Use your smelly turnips of smelliness! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  10. Twinky_Stryder Jedi Master

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    Nov 16, 2003
    star 4
    Behold the power.........OF FRUIT!!!


    *a thousand grapefruits roll into Philadelphia*


    We also have pineapples!!!!
  11. ninja_noodlehead Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Jun 2, 2005
    star 3
    How can i get my dirty underwear's to fly over to the attackees? Shall i get some kind of bird?

    Runs off atacking field to get a bird of some sort
  12. Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 1, 2004
    star 6
    GO MY LOYAL TROOPS GO!

    *Blares out Metallicas "Kill 'em all" for inspiration*


    *Salutes Field General Nutter Nik*
    Torture them til they confess to everything, even owning 'My little pony bed sheets'!

    MAKE ME PROUD FFUK!


    *Releases Timmy Mallet AND his Mallet on Philly*
  13. sidious1 Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Jun 5, 2002
    star 6
    *Releases the covert monkeys*

    *Signs*

    Pretend you are on their side!

    *Monkeys sign back*

    Only if you give us bananas!

    *Signs*

    Oh okay then!

    *Monkeys go into battle*
  14. Baza Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 24, 2005
    star 4
    *Marches in followed by legions of Stormtroopers*

    Target the Yanks! Wipe them out, all of them.

    ATTACK!!!
  15. Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 1, 2004
    star 6
    Damn you Sid!
    If you gave those monkeys guns we could all be in trouble!

    Tell them Joe has bananas!


  16. Twinky_Stryder Jedi Master

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    Nov 16, 2003
    star 4
    sid, please tell me you didn't forget the monkey ninjas.


    *throws Spice Girls CDs at Philly people*

    Feel the wrath!
  17. AmberStarbright Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 20, 2002
    star 7
    Swallows


    or flying monkeys will do :p
  18. AmberStarbright Jedi Grand Master

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    While you are at it, send Boyzone, Westlife and Take That....or any other "bands" you can think of
  19. sidious1 Jedi Youngling

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    *Signs*

    Attention monkeys! Joe has bananas!
    JOE HAS BANANAS!!!!! Go go go!
  20. Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 1, 2004
    star 6
    *Loads the Hamster cannon.*

    DO YOU HAMSTERS HAVE YOUR SWISS ARMY KNIVES?
    YES?
    GOOD!
    OPEN THEM UP LIKE TINS OF BEANS!!!!!!

    [image=http://www.peoplewhomatter.org/articles/2002_01/hamster.jpg]

    *FIRE*
  21. Twinky_Stryder Jedi Master

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    Nov 16, 2003
    star 4
    What is it with us and monkeys?


    We seem to really like monkeys.
  22. SithLordDarthRichie London CR

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    Oct 3, 2003
    star 8
    lands


    Right, no Philadelphian will put a foot out of line, or I will be forced to use Magnums on kneecaps, and it wont be pleasant
  23. AmberStarbright Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 20, 2002
    star 7
    What is it with us and monkeys?#


    We seem to really like monkeys.



    and hamsters apparantly.

    Personally I am all for sending my bunny snuffles in to attack she's EVIL!
  24. Twinky_Stryder Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 16, 2003
    star 4
    Uh guys?

    They haven't even retaliated yet.
  25. sidious1 Jedi Youngling

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    Jun 5, 2002
    star 6
    *The monkeys sign at the Americans and catches them off guard*

    Now's our time soldiers, ATTACK!
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