Brit Attack!!!!!!!

I just asked what one thought of Joes comments about us abandoning the french invasion?

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*Calls in B-2 Stealth bombers*

"Drop all ordinance on the English invaders*

*Bomb bay doors open slowly*

Thousands of these land on the Brits

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That's just for starters!

"Bravo 34, initiate Operation: George Hamilton"

*Out of the horizon an Air Force 747 emerges from the clouds*

You may be wondering what we're doing with a 747

You may also be wondering what this thing that's strapped on the back is

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Well, it's time y'all get yourselves a tan!

Fire the "laser"

Viva la SPF-100!!!

*The English army starts covering up their pasty white skin from the UV rays of the laser*

 

*Signs*

Monkeys,take out that laser!

Hoo Hoo Hoo!

*Monkeys fly towards laser with jetpacks to take it out*

 

Oh, no you don't! Anyone who touches a Cheesesteak vendor will have to answer to me.

But I'll leave you to whatever's left.

 

That's not the point. They dont need to retaliate for us to invade them. Anyways i've got the swallows!

Anyone need anything carrying over to the philly's. I'm dropping dirty underwear on them. That'll give them a shock!HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Okay Swallows...Fly over to the philly's and give them all you've got(or in other words...give them the dirty pants)LOL!

 

That's more like it!


*clicks fingers*

Get them my minions!!


*monkey ninjas and monkey samurai, and a few gorilla ronin, attack*

 

ok, need I remind you of how we whooped your collective british arses back int he 1700's and then bailed those same arses out of hot water in the 1940's?

you think your pitiful little band stands a chance against the greatest army ever put on the field of battle?

I laugh at you! and laugh at your attempt to take over here. Close all the liquor shops you want, we have a strong tradition of MOONSHINE! we'll make our own.

Leave now before I make you regret this laps of reason!

There will be no further warnins issued. Don't get Joe mad!

 

So be it......Reaper63

 

seems it's too late for you now. Have the artillery fire the toothpaste! co-ordinate withthe toothbrush drops!

Ground lasers, back up the 747.

RAISE THE FLAG!

 

*DROPS THESE ON US IN RESPONSE TO TOOTH BRUSHES*

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GO ON!
YOU KNOW YOU CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH OF THEM.
LET CHOLESTOROL DO OUR WORK FOR US!

 

*Sends the monkeys afer Reaper63*

*Signs*

Get the heathen!

 

That better be a white one you got with the statue boys.

 

*The English army starts covering up their pasty white skin from the UV rays of the laser*

I'm rather tanned thank you

*sends the US*

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*The plastic toothbrushes melt and form a protective white coating successfully reflecting the majority of the laser back onto the 747 which explodes*

Not so clever now are ye??

 

What are these guys implying by using toothpaste?

THAT'S IT!!!!!

No more miss nice Twinky.


Fire the tar tar torpedoes!!!

*packets of tar tar sauce fly through the air*

 

*holds up sword*


FOR TROYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
















...er,


FOR THE UK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

*Dirty underwear falls on Philly's*

Woooooo! Go swallows! You can do it.

People i need more underwear,preferably dirty! Otherwise we will fall behind on supplies!

That reminds me...who brought the food. Or are we off back to our own board for supper?

 

For honor and glory!

*Charges*

 

For Rohan!!!!


Or England, whatever.

 

CAREFUL!
They have George Dubya on look out!
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Blair will not be far bahind I fear!


*Throws Blunkett at the enemy*

 

Rohan is good enough, or for Frodo!

CHARGE!

 

So, how long until you guys turn tail and run away like you did when you invaded France a couple of weeks ago?

*CoughWUSSIESCough*

 

Sorry, I was raised down under, so I'm impervious to those forms of attacks!

I know how to stop an American in their tracks!

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Mmmmmmmm...Obesity!

 

You shouldn't have said that F16WarBird .


Sid, release the munchkins!

 

Mark, stick a 3 for one sign on that and it is a sure fire booby trap!