Brit Attack!!!!!!!

For everything English!

The frase goes 'Your fighting a losing battle'

Yes we are fighting a losing battle, but we are not the ones losing. It is the Philly's that are losing! GO GO GO ENGLISH PEEPS!!!!!!WOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

*Releases Munchkins*

Take 'em down boys!

 

That depends Joe, when are you gonna call them for back up?

 

Errrr... shortly after hell freezes over that's just before fog will be plaited and tartan paint will come in tins

 

WE ARE NOT WUSSES! That invasion against france was only a practice invasion so we knew what to do when we invaded you philly's.

As a said before 'We are fighting a losing battle' but we are not the losers. We are the winners and always will be.

 

Let's not bring up past wars or someone might say ...

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How many of these yellow butts did you see leaving a certain country?

 

Down under? Feh!

Wait! Didn't

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Yahoo Serious

come from Australia?

Do you hear that? That's the sound of your credibility flying away.

 

*Steals Liberty Bell and hides it in secret location awaiting someone to come and fetch it*



Joe don't make me break out the English girl voicemail you KNOW what I'll say!!

 

I think that WarBird has a kind of deathwish.


*throws a custard pie at him*

 

*Ducks*

Missed me *****!

*Throws toothpaste at Twinky*

 

I just found the brains behind Joes Army!
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Good idea. No choccy cake throwing though. We do need food you know.

Anyone want a pillow fight? I shall only take on a Philly! I am not fighting anyone from FFUK. We are in a invasion.

 

*uses dental floss shield to block toothpaste*

A-ha!!!

 

*Sends in the SAS of the Brit invasion*

The....Rats of peril!

They're Kamikaze Rats!

Go Rats go!

 

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Joe, I think your phone is ringing...It's Carrot Top! He's saying 1-800-KISS-MY-BUTT!!!

 

Hey Warbird do you want a pillow fight?

 

I had a pillow fight on a trampoline once, and i nearly got knocked out. ah well. it was very fun. we had two pillows each but i kept dropping mine. ah well.

 

*SLAPS NINJA*

Are you drunk soldier?
Fight damn you, fight for all your worth!

 

So, uh. What were you wearing?

 

*kicks WarBird in shins, runs away*

 

*Breaks out Covenant Blasters and runs at the enemy*

I may not be the Master Chief but I am his brother Ted!

 

You cant slap girls jimbo!
You slapper!LOL!

I was wearing clothes warbird. what else would i be wearing?

 

With that kind of comment, you'll be sharing a room with Michael Jackson in some penal institution if you aren't careful!

 

I'm gonna have to go in a minute cause i'm on my last 5mins of time on the internet. i'll be back on again after school tomorrow! BYE!

And no more slapping girls jimbo. You naughty boy.There was no need ot slap me anyways